This Blog is A Mess

literally just a clusterfuck of whatever i feel like reblogging enter at your own risk

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[thecryingcryptid]

tumblr is an awful place full of awful people and i hate every single one of you. “mr. sandman” came on and without blinking i sang man me a sand. 

[ninjagiry]

Make him the cutest car door man hook hand

[meg-giry]

Mister sandman bring me some sand make it the sandiest I’ve held in my hand…

[thecryingcryptid]

i hate you all so much

[fromthemotionpicture]

[bisexualgambit]

When you ask your dog what they have in their mouth

[katherinebishop-archive-deactiv]

where are his emmys

[raynebow-cake-blog]

This is. The greatest moment. In television history.

[gif87a-com]

[megurashkarchived]

this is so funny

[chicksallovermedeleted-deactiva]

people that own chickens are trustworthy

[blextrophy]

chickens own themselves

[chicksallovermedeleted-deactiva]

you’re completely right and i’m a fool

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hey remember in 2016 when clown attack panic was a thing? and 2 years later it’s managed to leave no lasting indent in the American psyche, how does that work

[goodmoviesareincolor-deactivate]

bruh theres some guy who keeps track of all the mass clown incidents in the united states and it happens like every 20 years its fuckin weird

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

are you fucking telling me It is based on true events

[georgweasley]

peter parker doing ‘THAT’ face :3

[im-a-goner--foryou]

[dominik528]

Iconic.

[morrithal]

This is the future liberals want

[gif87a-com]

[yourladyindank]

Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.

Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.

Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.

[paradisemantis-deactivated20181]

If they cheat the system then they earned it.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.

[thetimesinbetween]

fuck it let’s just have public health policy via crows

[stefani-germanotta]

this is a real deleted scene from revenge of the sith

[every-day-is-star-wars-day]

HOW IS THIS REAL

[bralnwashingquirk]

IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

anakin: hey obi wan guess what *makes beeping sound* obi wan, scared: how the fuck are you doing that with your mouth

[lceburgs]

im actually laughing so hard at this

[leonardo-dicaprisun]

tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG

[grad-school-fool]

Yeah uhhhh quick question how are they not dead

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

white people are so fucking scary

[tryclops]

fergie’s big girls don’t cry playing in the bg really cements this as an experience

[hi]

don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others

[funnypicsdept]

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[greelin]

there’s something so satisfying about umbrellas that just immediately pop open when you press a button.. so suave.. so sexy.. watch me open my umbrella and shield myself from the rain in one swift movement and tell me that’s not smooth. not hot. you can’t. because it was SO sexy

[greelin]

i’m never hotter than when i just pop open my umbrella and casually swing it to my shoulder. that’s peak me baby. never gonna be any cooler than that