Viva La Ali

That cunt your ma warned you about; IG: fuckfuckfuck_face

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meanboysclub)

[mypissedoffsandwichold-deactiva]

The last one

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

[toastyglow]

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

“aww cute!! big doggies in ba-”

*cry-laughing as i hit the reblog button*

[curlyfirefly]

New Yorkers don’t play 😂

[dankmemeuniversity]

[greenteacology]

Y’all wanna hear something cute? When I was a kid my dog was really good friends with the dog next door so my dad (with my neighbors permission) hand-built a small wooden gate between our yards so that we could open it whenever and let them hang out together

[simplewritings]

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fictional language spoken in The Sims is probably how English sounds to non-English speakers.

[mischiefmaverick]

[memescomedy]

[just-shower-thoughts]

A scented candle store burning down would smell amazing

[pfelps-deactivated20130604]

[marauders4evr]

[princesconsuela]

[romanticnihilists]

You matter to me more than you’ll ever feel. 💐

[thesadghostclub]

A good cry can calm us down, help us process our feelings, and sometimes be gosh darn cathartic. Don’t hold it in, and don’t feel bad about needing to let your feelings out <3

love from the sad ghost club

[timotaychalamet]

when friends talk to me about their men

[ruinedchildhood]

OHMYGOD 😂😂😂😂😂

[donidarkowitz]

Steve Harvey a fool for this gwaf

[werbeautifulgifts]

Steve off the chain on this

[fonzworthcutlass]

Lmaoooo Steve foolin

[sarahnpaulson-deactivated201801]