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It was always a PAIN. An absolute pain to be minding one’s own business in the aftermath of a nightly patrol only to be sucked right out of one dimension and into another. She could never be sure WHAT kind of timeline it was, either. Would it be a mirror dimension? Or one wholly different from her own? Would it be peaceful? Or danger-ridden?

As the light around her faded and and she was allowed to fully consume her new surroundings, Mercy was both relieved and filled with mild apprehension to be stood in the middle of some sort of woodland. Her gaze flickered down to the green grass she hovered gently above. Gaze tearing from the ground to sweep around her once more; it was decided she’d proceed with caution until she got an adequate feel for her new surroundings.

Her staff by her side, wings probably making just as much sound as her own footsteps might— she proceeded through the woods in the hopes of either running into a friendly figure or a may out to a more populated area.

saltpoweredomnic-blog

It’s optic had picked up on the bright light that seemed to burst in the sky, and at first, the bastion unit had been frightened. Bright flashes of light were something it had seen when it accessed the B-73′s hard drive; they meant gunfire, and gunfire meant it’d have to destroy the nest that Ganymede had worked so hard to rebuild.

Rather than act immediately, it decided to wait and to listen. Gunfire was loud, and there was no loud ‘RAT TAT TAT TAT!’ this time. Instead, it heard a noise that it didn’t quite understand, and the gentle sound of footsteps on the dirt. A human? Bastion stood up from it’s spot behind a tree -- Ganymede’s favorite spot to find worms and twigs -- and its top half whirled around first. After a second, its large, stomping legs followed suit, causing the earth around it to tremble and pebbles to shift, slightly. Its head tilted audibly with the sounds of mechanical parts pivoting quite loudly in the quiet forest. Approximately thirty yards away was a woman wearing pink, with pigtails and... Wings...? It took a few steps closer despite its previous assessment that humans were dangerous. She was alone. Humans typically didn’t come to the forest alone, let alone wearing heels and carrying metal rods. “Ee-ooooo?” It called out, hoping its tone was gentle enough to not make her fly off like a frightened bird.

@piinkguardian

#piinkguardian

berserkermimi

Wait For It

whispersofstardust

I’ve rehearsed our conversations 5000 times in my head - the way I’d make bad puns and you’d laugh your head off, how I’d blush and you’d tell me I’m cutest when I’m embarrassed. I’d blush more. I would confess that I’ve always feared the way I look when I get too excited and you would tell me passion makes me glow. Every time we start to talk, my heart gets away from my head and I can’t help but imagine what-if, but always these dreams remain half-hearted hopes and I’m left nursing the wounds I told you to give me.” ~I hurt myself and blame you for the damage

I know this is so cliche but could you write one about unreciprocated feelings? (via whispersofstardust)

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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

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I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

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Not risking it

muja-bunny

by mikomiko

* permission to upload granted by the artist

ruinedchildhood

💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈

snark-isms-blog

Sorry but all I see is white pride. Am I missing something?

holdtheskeletongrillby

They are always a rainbow, so they can’t be rainbow colored for LGBT Pride. Instead, they opted for a ‘you have to try each piece to learn the flavor inside’ thing, symbolic of you can’t always tell someone’s sexuality by looking. It’s gay pride with mystery Skittles. Nothing about white people.

such-justice-wow

why is an individual skittle called a lentil

ohminegoth

colouring them all white and including the word “pride” is probably a really bad idea though, they could have also coloured them all black, or red, or purple… like, literally any OTHER colour would have been better though… I mean, it’s a nice sentiment, but at the same time… not such a great idea… (Also I’m aware that sugar is normally white, but sugar is also naturally brown, so… yeah… -shrug-)

cryptidpoet

literally the whole point is that

a. white is a mixture of all colours b. it’s what’s inside that counts c. they’re supporting lgbtq+ pride by acknowledging that the rainbow is part of gay culture and, as they say in the adverts, is the only important rainbow during Gay Pride

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT RACE GOTDAMN

violetvappy-deactivated20220306

I believe in Sociology this is called a"Sticky Situation", where yes making the Skittles white makes sense for the intended purpose but not specifying that these aren’t white pride Skittles gives huge way into institutionalized racism. I have no idea how you’d go about fixing this, but I do recognize there is a problem here.

saltpoweredomnic-blog

I'm just going to point out that white is not a mixture of all colors, it is the absence of all colors.

The mixture of all colors would be black.

miyku

Here’s a sneak peek at three new ARENA MAPS coming soon to our Overwatch Anniversary celebration. The party begins May 23!

mekaunit

dance emotes are coming !! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

overwatch-central-blog

“오버워치 감사제 이벤트와 함께 찾아올 전설 스킨 중 몇 개를 살짝 보여 드립니다. 5월 24일 시작되는 축제를 함께해주세요! 🎉🎂 https://t.co/YTjRfqHeDC”

Peek at some of the Overwatch Anniversary Event Skins!

rpmememaker

Send ♡ if you'd be interested in discussing a ship between our muses

Snore! B)

As soon as Bastion walked into Angela’s office, it saw a very familiar sight. There she was, slumped over her desk with a pen in her hand. A cup of coffee had long since gone cold beside her, and there were faint snores coming from her. She looked positively angelic with a gentle smile that meant she was hopefully having a pleasant dream. The omnic carefully made its way over to her and slowly slid the pen out from her hand. Then, it stooped down, gently draping her arm over its shoulder, slipped its gun just under her thighs, and wrapped its good arm around her. Once it was sure it had a good grip on her, it lifted her up ever so slowly, cradling her against its chassis. It even turned off its internal fans to make less noise, and to make its chest a little warmer to the touch. “Sh-sh-sh,” the omnic hushed, turning to take her to her bed. She worked so hard, all it wanted was to see her get enough sleep. Instead of its normal, loud beeps, Brahm’s Lullaby played very quietly for her.@modernen-medizin

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Send “Snore” for my muse to find yours asleep at their desk.

Send “You have a bed, you know” for your muse to find mine.

whambamthankyoubram

more texts for you bitches

ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE