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1875 Hans Makart - Hanna (Johanna Elisabeth Maria) von Klinkosch, since 1890 Princess von Liechtenstein

(Liechtenstein Museum)

bahookies

actual footage of trump’s hair running away from his bullshit:

If you’re into Port Blue, check this artist out.

https://open.spotify.com/artist/1xvEo98zythSrgN69GQevk?si=A77iDuwOSQqgD6Zhg2pzQA

#Port Blue #Owl City #adam young #fm-84

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“Arthur Theme Song” Chance The Rapper & Ziggy Marley

soliloquyunscripted

Ayyyyeeee

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This is so wholesome ❤️

neekolexo

This put a much needed smile on my face.

petty-revenge-stories

Don’t want to wait your turn? Now you wait ten minutes.

This happened to me last night.

I got in my car to pick up my girlfriend and my tire pressure light came on. I have a 12v air compressor in my backseat but it’s loud and fills sort of slowly, so I opted to drive to the local wawa. (For those who don’t have Wawa, it’s like if 7/11 got sober and went to college.) Wawa’s air pumps are free to use which usually means there are at least a few cars lined up, but when I pulled in there was only one other car. Score. I pulled behind the guy filling his tires and an older gentleman in a BMW pulled in behind me. After about 3 minutes a woman in a brand new Lexus pulls up directly next to me and puts her window down. “I only have to fill one tire, do you mind if I go in front of you?”, she asked. I said, “Actually I do, we’ve been waiting here for a little bit, sorry.” She muttered something while rolling her window up and I put up mine. About a minute later the guy at the pump was done. He backs up and before I can even put my car in gear Lexus woman pulls her car in front of mine diagonally, blocking me from pulling into the spot, and then pulls straight in after th first guy has moved. She climbs out of her car and gives me the MOST INFURIATING little wave.

At this point my anger gives way to a ninja-like calm, and I know exactly what must be done. I pull my car forward and stop ~6 inches from her rear bumper. The air pump is in the corner of the lot, so Lexus woman has a curb in front of her, a curb to her right (where the pump is), an open spot to her left, and now my dirty ass car right behind her brand new one. She is busy filling her tire and doesn’t notice that I’ve pulled right up to her car. I step out of my car, grab my air compressor from the back seat and start setting it up to fill my tire. Mr. BMW, who has remained completely still and silent, sees what I’m doing and asks if I can fill his tires too. I say “of course” and motion for him to park in the empty spot to Lexuslady’s left. As soon as he pulls in she notices what’s happening and starts yelling. I flip on my air compressor and begin filling my tire, her cries drowned out by the sound of 250psi of justice. She comes and stands in front of me, face beet red and little flecks of spittle popping out from between her cigarette teeth as she calls me all sorts of names. I calmly say “Ma’am, I only have one tire to fill. You don’t mind, do you?”.

Mr. BMW is absolutely loving this, and as I finish my tire and move to fill his she starts up again. “You motherfuckers, fucking piece of shit assholes etc.”. I finish Mr. BMW’s tire and he thanks me for my help, climbs in his car and pulls away grinning. I wrap my compressor up nicely, pick a good song, and set my climate control to a balmy 82 degrees, all while Lexus lady is trapped in front of me. I calmly back up, give her a little wave, and drive off into the night. (source)