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dogpuppy

viralfrog

inthefallofasparrow

animentality

warranty-voider

>gets ticket for distracted driving

>pulls back onto road

>immediately takes phone out & grabs a pic pf the ticket

asteraws

another world

otrebot

Growing pains

punkitt-is-here

crying and pissing and shitting etc

mckitterick

Deadly egg recall

The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”

The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.

According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.

source: X

prof-grace-aspen

Recalled eggs were shipped to foodservice and retail customers in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana. Recalled eggs were available to consumers at Kroger stores in Texas and Louisiana; Brookshire Grocery stores in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana, and other smaller retail and foodservice outlets in these states plus Mississippi and New Mexico.

Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and New Mexico are the currently affected states.

toskarin

oh my god it hurts

toskarin

and it's going to hurt forever

toskarin

every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something

to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds

juicetrump2

The chicken chain was told to "cluck off" the last time it tried to move into the UK. This time, it hired bigger guns.

tehjleck

me: "have they tried not being fucking ignorant religious bigots?"

article: “I suspect that a bit of the steam has gone out of the LGBT thing,” Backman told the right-wing outlet, staying ahead of the issue. “There may be the odd protester, but if they have got armies of PR people laser-focused on that then I suspect it may be OK.”

me: no surprises there... fuck them

sandwich recipe

warriorsmurf

We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.

jfk-blown-away-blog

The thing that pisses me off the most though is the fact I know so many LGBTQ+ individuals that still go there, and they are surprised when I actually don't. It's literally like that tweet.

lunawolf237-is-gay

Another day another throwing art at the wall like spaghetti

#deltarune

stealmyheartaway

paws at you. whines at you. awouf

stealmyheartaway

awrruf... c'mere

stealmyheartaway

rrawrf

yugirimistwalker

Little wolf youre our last hope... our best driver just had a tummy ache

You are our last hope to win the Daytona 500...!

bluesturngold

aw fuck *fastens seatbelt*

pyramidslayer

fucking hate my chess theory class. the professor is just talking about opening moves and shit. when i suggested my theory that perhaps the queen on each side was actually a pawn who was promoted before the game even began everyone laughed at me