Scientist With Gay Subtext

🏳️‍⚧️all pronouns. Chronic Star Trek fan with approx. 10,000 other interests. Free Palestine

[warcrimesimulator]

[raraeavesmoriendi]

NOT THE CRABS WE EXPECTED BUT STILL SOME CRABS WE DESERVE!!!

[salvadordante]

I present my feed today

[loveridden1999]

bring back shame

[loveridden1999]

peer reviewed tags

[fox-bright]

The worst person you could ever meet in your lifetime still has a favorite breakfast cereal.

I knew a rapist who was an absolute ride-or-die friend to his gamer bros. Like, give the last dollar from his pocket to a friend who got a flat tire, and then turn around and go rape a Freshman that evening.

I knew a vicious child abuser who wept like a baby when her dog died.

The nastiest human being on the planet nevertheless feels obscurely melancholy sometimes, or has high spirits when they step out doors on the first warm day of spring, or has opinions on their favorite TV show and which side the toilet paper should hang on and whether or not the room should be cold or warm when you go to sleep.

We're all still just people. Complex, with fully-realized interior worlds.

None of that will save you from becoming a monster, if you decide to do monstrous things.

None of it makes you exempt from the consequences of monstrosity.

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[salvadordante]

The Duduk calls when I have more than $200 in checking

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[ciricearts]

whoops he fell asleep

[salvadordante]

New Lacho fic to feed my community

Unironically worked on this on and off for over a year, finally busted out the last chapter today.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/87642226

Love of the Wolf

Radioactive_isotrope

Words: 35,876 Chapters:10/10

Summary:

Nacho is found by Lalo after his betrayal, and to his horror, finds that Lalo may have some use for him yet. What spirals forth is a dark set of exchanges, forcing Nacho to come to terms not only with his place by Lalo’s side, but eventually, with his own feelings shifting far outside his control.

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Lalo’s eyes did not narrow and yet Nacho could tell some calculation had taken place behind them, some weighing of scales. Nacho’s soul against a feather, the lighter a winner.

“Nacho, Nachito,” he whistled. “Man, is it your lucky day.”

[aphrostiel]

daforge daforge i love daforge

[perhaps-a-bastard]

while I’m here I would also like to say that I miss Lockwood & Co please come home the kids in the basement miss you

[audarcy]

[verdare1]

I need to see this movie…

[kamenwriter]

[monsterhospital]

Its like this but Godzilla actually does show up

[lastoneout]

Wait this is some galaxy brain shit actually, I'm gonna have to start doing this.

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[memecucker]

[pancakeke]

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

[pancakeke]

[pancakeke]

we aint putting that on the chart, chief

[mangonetics]

yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor

[pancakeke]

OKAY FINE JESUS

[pancakeke]

tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong

[salvadordante]

The other name for Vaseline is evil tho. Petroleum jelly 💀

[benoitblancbignaturals]

why is that “evil”? 👁️👄👁️

[salvadordante]

Oh your lips and elbows are dry? Let me rub some gelatinous crude oil derivative onto them 🫳🏻

[mightbebobbie]

they’re doing very important mission research and whatnot

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

[estel-system]

[werewolfmack]

#you can argue about whether or not it’s a poem#but the scrapped presidential speech in the event of a failed moon landing#it haunts me in ways little writing ever has

[salvadordante]

I have 2: This translation of one of Hafiz’s poems by Daniel Landinsky in The Subject Tonight is Love

Growing up and being taught that the desires of my body were sinful, and that anything I really really wanted was something I shouldn’t, for my own good, have, these lines in particular are now branded in my mind.

And secondly, this poem by Fernando Pessoa writing as Alberto Caeiro, translated in A Little Larger Than a the Entire Universe: