aha's weakest soldier

he/they transmasc gay loser

[sam-mp3-0]

I like crk, hsr, and genshin AND SEALS waaaaa

[sam-mp3-0]

oh boy it's time to play my favorite game of guess if it's a fly or an eye floatie im so excited

[sam-mp3-0]

big fan of this thing

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[i-found-a-mushroom]

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS

[tumblebagel]

Reblogging for the legendary Johnson, the security guard we didn’t deserve

[chaosflame2807]

oh wow original

[druddigoon]

@lotus-duckies

[sam-mp3-0]

you don't understand I need that senior citizen CARNALLY

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

[futchcassidyandthecumdancekid]

​still genuinely might be the best own ive ever seen in my fucking life

[apolladay]

does kiwi make your mouth itch like how pineapple does?

yes

no

no, but another fruit/food does (share?)

does kiwi make your mouth itch like how pineapple does?

yes

no

no, but another fruit/food does (share?)

results

Voting ended onJun 23

[caramiageek]

@sagetherage123 yeah, sorry, u’ve got an allergy… potentially to both pineapple and kiwi

[sam-mp3-0]

I CANT BE ALLERGIC NO I LOVE THEM

[sam-mp3-0]

watch it burn send death to

[lone-pylon]

Gave my Miis a proper hangout spot

[roaldamundsen]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[roaldamundsen]

?

[roaldamundsen]

can people stop saying insane things on this post

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[felixfeliccis]

Preach I guess

[felixfeliccis]

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

[fatsexybitch]

[nick-nonya]

[sam-mp3-0]

where is he fuck please I can't do this anymore I can't ple

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[lunarthesugarglider]

[villaqueen]

The best part of that video is that the owner found the ORIGINAL plush later on the beach and took another video with it after their grandmother stitched it back up

[i-am-a-lonely-nerd]

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

[princessmo]

[dorothylarouge]

[punkitt-is-here]

thinking about wind waker again. why did the three goddesses do all that shit

[punkitt-is-here]

realized how i sounded talking out loud today