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[chaosflame2807]

Intro:

Hi! I’m Mira, she/her pronouns, and I have several different hyperfixations that get reblogged here.

Also, and this is important:

HOMOPHOBES, TRANSPHOBES, MISOGYNISTS, RACISTS, AND OTHER SHITTY PEOPLE, PLS DNI.

[leiflemmon]

[chaosflame2807]

fucking amaze i love

[birries]

i had a dream about this pet cryptid a while ago and it was so beautiful i had to draw it

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

a Feeline

[chaosflame2807]

what the fuck who allowed this i love

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[chaosflame2807]

big drink is really fucking good though. especially when it gets ridiculous levels of hot outside

[your-fave-has-been-killed]

can you kill her

her name is mira effacer

Mira Effacer has been KILLED.

[chaosflame2807]

yep, she’s an oc. thanks for killing her :3

[b-sowards]

The tags are everything I know. I am sharing this with every single one to try and spread the word.

[bill-cipher-offical]

NOT MY USUAL JAM, BUT THERE’S AN AWFUL LOT OF YOU CRITTERS FOLLOWING ME THAT SHOULD KNOW THIS

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Stay safe out there guys

[chaosflame2807]

please for the love of god everyone look at this

[mabe1pines]

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

[valla-chan]

sorry to improve your day without much notice but 

[glyxiebear]

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

[nonbinarydave-archived]

This is cathartic

[bogleech]

People just becoming politically aware are never going to appreciate just how fucking hated this guy was before he was in politics. He was hated for over half a century. Everyone aware of him mocked and derided him as a cheating, greedy corporate asshole and mindless bully and this is by far not the only time anyone clocked his ass but it is probably one of the only times it got caught on video. Hatred of him was bipartisan all my life and it just goes to show how easily right wingers can be suckered by anyone who kisses their collective asshole on their pet agendas.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Never forget that the reason Trump seems like an over-the-top stupidly villainous antagonist from a 90s movie is because half of them were based on Trump and making fun of him.

The reason The Simpsons and a handful of other comedies ‘predicted’ the Trump presidency was because he kept saying he wanted to run and nobody could think of anything funnier than a President Trump.

[wandering-tangents]

I’M NOT LAUGHING

[knightbell]

you fucking should be

this fuckface deserves to be laughed at

I’m so fucking glad I turned off my blocked tag for Trump or I never would’ve gotten to see this

[chaosflame2807]

FUCK YOU YA ORANGE SCUM DIE IN A DITCH

[vintageandroid]

i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.

What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?

It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.

My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂

[absolutelynotclassicusernam-blog]

I remember walking down the street and seeing a sign protesting George W. Bush’s war on Iraq, so I think that.

[pommedepersephone]

1992 Los Angeles riots. My family was living in LA, we were actually just preparing to move so it's this weird mess of boxes and burning and my parents being outraged (not surprised) at the outcome of the trial. I feel like that being the first news story I can remember is very on brand since it was my parents who taught me how to protest.

[kayleefansposts]

Iran hostage crisis.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran_hostage_crisis

Mostly because it was part of the news, every night, for 14 months (444 days). And I remember when it ended, and they got to go home.

[vaspider]

I remember Diana & Charles getting married, bc I remember how big the train on her wedding dress was. I would have been... 3 or 4.

[cleolinda]

I vaguely remember the Iran-Contra scandal being on TV a lot when I was about 7-8, and it was like, I'm pretty sure I don't have to know about this yet. But somehow I kinda knew about it anyway.

[nicbemused]

The Coalinga earthquake in 1983. I was 7 and living mid-Central Valley at the time so we felt in pretty strongly and then it was on the news pretty shortly thereafter.

[crescent-coral-base]

Technically, one of my earliest childhood memories was coverage of the moon landing a few weeks before my third birthday.

I also remember Black September holding the Israeli Olympic team hostage in Munich in 1972.

Then for me came Watergate hearings, but I was seven and they were boring, so I didn't pay much attention to them. That was a story of interest only to grown-ups. Nixon resigned just before my eighth birthday.

The 1977 New York City blackout during the Summer of Sam. Down in Virginia, I remember the local affiliates of the Big Three going to static as they lost their signal feeds from New York. Our local ABC affiliate scrambled and threw on an old syndie copy of a Diana Rigg episode of "The Avengers" from their library. I woke up on my eleventh birthday some weeks later to headlines that the Son of Sam had been apprehended.

Three Mile Island and Mount Saint Helens were also big news events during my junior high school years, but the seminal news event for me between 1979-81 is a tossup between the 444 day Iranian Hostage Crisis and the failed assassination attempt on Ronald Reagan.

By the time of the Challenger disaster, I'm a college student and a much more engaged adult.

[prydonianrenegade]

Huh, the memory does indeed cheat.

When OP noted that they were in second grade when the OJ verdict came down... I can quite clearly remember where I was when the verdict was announced: in a science class at Tidewater Community College, listening to the verdict being read on headphones. My dropping my pen was enough to prompt the professor to ask what the verdict was... but in my head, I was certain that was a class took over the summer in 1995, so that I could make sure I got my Associates in 2 years, and not during the Fall semester in October.

For me, the first major news story that I can remember being consciously aware of was the coverage of the unsuccessful attempted assassination of Ronald Reagan.

[chaosflame2807]

the orange fuck’s first election i think

[hiddeninmyhoodie]

Hello, beloved deltarune fandom--I have been too burned out to make art lately but I want you to have this post-chapter 5 height chart I spent way too long on

[starwalker-deltarune-official]

*cough cough ahem cough cough cou- oughvsjcubd*

[chaosflame2807]

you are extremely confident that a regular human teenager would be 7’6

[starwalker-deltarune-official]

all I’m saying is the song is about asgore and the lyrics clearly state that he is 10’20”

[chaosflame2807]

the lyrics were likely exaggerated to convey the larger-than-life view the flowers have of him. show me a 7’6 teenager who is otherwise normal and i’ll reconsider my stance

[hiddeninmyhoodie]

Hello, beloved deltarune fandom--I have been too burned out to make art lately but I want you to have this post-chapter 5 height chart I spent way too long on

[goat-and-coat]

Asgore was confirmed to be 10’20” (11’8” tall) in Flower Man.

So he would be the best option to scale.

Of course, sprite measurements can’t be accurately used for real height because that would put Frisk at like 5’8” tall.

[chaosflame2807]

there is no universe in which that can be actually accurate, considering that scaling off that would make kris 7’6. look at that literal human teenager and tell me they’re over six feet tall. that’s probably hyperbole from flowery

[hiddeninmyhoodie]

Hello, beloved deltarune fandom--I have been too burned out to make art lately but I want you to have this post-chapter 5 height chart I spent way too long on

[starwalker-deltarune-official]

*cough cough ahem cough cough cou- oughvsjcubd*

[chaosflame2807]

you are extremely confident that a regular human teenager would be 7’6

[sunflowerbutch]

nothing will remind you that eating is good and okay like fantasy books will. “and that night in the valley they brought out the best plum cake and sweet cream, trout and turnips roasted over the fire, mead and goatsmilk and fresh cold water from the spring-“ and it’s like yeah dude you’re absolutely right. then sometimes it’s like “as he slept that night in the woods, he sorely missed the valley, where they brought out the best plum cake-“ and it’s like man that sucks i’ll have some seconds in his honor

[fool-counter]

nothing will remind you that eating is good and okay like fantasy books will. “and that night in the valley they brought out the best plum cake and sweet cream, trout and turnips roasted over the fire, mead and goatsmilk and fresh cold water from the spring-“ and it’s like yeah dude you’re absolutely right. then sometimes it’s like “as he slept that night in the woods, he sorely missed the valley, where they brought out the best plum cake-“ and it’s like man that sucks i’ll have some seconds in his honor

fool count: 3

[chaosflame2807]

redwall series core

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[chaosflame2807]

oh my god og on the dash

[memoryshard]

I forgot to share this

[chaosflame2807]

delicious post op :D do you have the template?

[i-can-bench-220]

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

[consumerofshorthomies]

god, the voice actor cooked with this one

[chaosflame2807]

let him autism about his nets

[bleed1ngbabyb0y]

[bleed1ngbabyb0y]