Why are we here? Just to suffer??

[sam5701]

I've known about Nicktoons Unite for 30 minutes but if anything happens to them i will kill everyone in this room and myself.

[swagglessmoth]

Let’s do laundry with mama <3

This was painful to colour. Beatus ille or whatever

[xiuyawn]

“rumor has it that mu qingfang has his own personal demon…”

[xiuyawn]

deathbed

alt vers 🔽

[festcarn]

I have no clue on what I'm doing anymore

Anyways I guess you could say that this is a follow up from this post

[festcarn]

Been Bingqiu pilled lately

[minilamma]

SV shower thoughts again

Knowing NYY's tendencies to contribute to conversations in the worst ways possible, How much of SJ's "allegations" with NYY came from conversations that went something like:

Peak Lords: "So Ning Shizhi, what do you think of Shen Qingqiu as a teacher?" NYY: "OMG My Shizun loves kids!! He is especially nice to girls! (+ 100 more horribly worded compliments I can't think of) :DDDD"

Peak Lords: ... 🚨🚓🚨🚓🚨🚓🚨????????

all jokes aside, I think NYY would actually accidentally screw over SJ like this. Considering what she unintentionally did for LBH with the best intentions.

[minilamma]

More fanarts for "Dance in the Dusk" by @sareyen!!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64877248/chapters/166749796 I just read the new chapter and it gave me brain bugs about this master and disciple pair again. It's a fic of Shen Yuan as Shen Jiu's demonic cultivator shizun Wu Yanzi btw. PLEASE GO READ IT. IT IS SO GOOD.

ah any disciple thrown at SY is going to end up with some kind of weird shizun complex aren't they. LBH dodged the bullet just for SJ to take it like a train in this fic.

[minilamma]

SY: "He is right behind me, isn't he"

[minilamma]

That weird looking cat is Shen Yuan if you haven't guessed

Fanarts for @restmycase 's Eldritch Familiar SY and Witch SJ!! They are so crack cocaine I had to draw them. that last panel is from the fic btw! https://archiveofourown.org/works/86524311 check out "A Treatise on the Care and Feeding of Eldritch Familiars" By @restmycase on AO3 !!!!!

[myartsing]

Fanart for a Jiuyuan fanfic that has me in a chokehold!! I'm sure everyone knows it already but if you haven't yet check out a companion of mist and fog its so good theres cat shen yuan, dressed up shen jiu, fundamental misunderstanding of the world they're in its great !!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[crimson-chains]

A true story of something that happened to me at a con a few years ago! I just couldn't believe that bag saldjaldjalkd!!!

[azrakon]

[the-grand-author-ne]

[remy-labelle-purple]

[ruffboi-mags]

So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

[movebackintime]

https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI

Here ya go

[laziestgirlintown]

In case you need a comfort watch and because Youtube search nowadays sucks rancid farts, I remind you of the Princess Bride Home Movie from the lockdown, starring everybody

[fangirlingpuggle]

Silly AU where abyss is thwarted because LBH had his Shizun read plays to him before, he'd use puppy dog eyes and get his Shizun to read out plays to him and so when SQQ starts his speech it takes Binghe like a few lines before he realizes SQQ sounds just like he does when he's reciting a monologue... specifically a villain monologue.

He's just confused listening and watching his Shizun who is not saying his own words but reciting something...he can tell and he is so confused.

LBH starts questioning and SQQ is freaking out and system is blaring and SQQ has no idea what to do...LBH has totally cottoned on to system knowing somethings going on and system ends up panicking and breaking ground beneath LBH's feet.

System is now in damage control mode because it can sense dangerous levels of anger points directed at it specially.

SQQ is wondering what he did wrong he said everything right? At least he didn't have to push Binghe but his poor little white lots will still be blackened he doubts he's dodged all the death flags.

System is encouraging him that no you will still die...we-YOU should hide...please.

System trying to get SQQ to run away from plot while LBH is chasing his future empress and what ever the fuck is in his poor Shizun's head/soul. (He tells MQF about it... he has all the peak lords helping him chase him down...expect SQH who is also on system lead road-trip for it to save it's own skin... cue MBJ joining hunt.

System: NEW MISSION FOR HOSTS HIDE!

SQQ/SQH: ...From what?

System:HIDE ME!

[mango-mentally-ill-deactivated2]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

one of the deans in beijing dance academy rehearses with students

[mondengel2]

#he's so good damn#obvs he doesn't have the same athleticism as the students#but he's so much more in control of his body#he moves much more self assuredly#and doesn't exaggerate the way the more inexperienced ones do#he knows exactly what to do and how to do it naturally#wow

[crazy-pages]

Oh so that's what books mean when they talk about seeing a swordperson or a martial artist move and immediately knowing you're fucked. If I saw someone handle a weapon or switch martial art stances that smoothly and with that economy of motion, I would immediately know I was going to die.

[ruffboi-mags]

And in his DRESS SHOES.

[glassesmcfancyhair]

One of my favorite things in the whole world will always be watching someone do something they’re an expert in.