Samael

Do not call me Lucifer! 

[samaelforevermore]

Samael is still pregnant, now one of his husbands is gone...

“Well, if any guys want to replace Miles as one of my husbands, please let me know before I give birth...”

[malbontespreciousrp]

Destiny’s pregnant:Destiny/Lucifer/Samael

Destiny’s in the bathroom sick in the morning for the 3rd week in a row… “Ugh, that’s the 3rd week in a row…Mama?” @samaelforevermore and @netflixluciferrp

[samaelforevermore]

Hearing Destiny call for him, Samael enters the bathroom…

“Destiny, what’s wrong, my tiny Morningstar? This is the third week you’ve had morning sickness for….What’s happening to you?”

[malbontespreciousrp]

Destiny pants tiredly and flushes the toilet, cleaning up, then washes her face before looking at her mother… “Mama Samael, I think I’m pregnant…”

[samaelforevermore]

This makes Samael fly into a fury!

“What?! Who the Hell got you pregnant, tiny Morningstar?”

[netflixluciferrp]

Lucifer smirks and walks in…

“I did. What you gonna do about it, Samael?”

[samaelforevermore]

Samael calms down, he hopes Lucifer intends to care for his daughter and her unborn child….

“I see. Well, I hope that you intend to take care of the two of them, Luci. Also, you should marry Destiny, too. Not because of the baby, but because I know how in love you two are with each other.”

[netflixluciferrp]

Lucifer agrees with this…

“Yes, I’m going to care for them, I’m not the deadbeat absentee parent that my Dad is, Samael. Yes, we’ll marry for love, sir.”

[malbontespreciousrp]

Destiny stands up,  dizzy… “Mama, please don’t do that…Ugh…I’m kinda dizzy…” Destiny falls forwards!

[netflixluciferrp]

Lucifer acts quickly and catches Destiny!

“I’ve got her, Samael, I’ll take her back to the penthouse so she can rest, feel free to visit her anytime.”

[samaelforevermore]

Samael nods...

“Very well, I’ll visit Destiny once she’s feeling better.”

[malbontespreciousrp]

Destiny’s pregnant:Destiny/Lucifer/Samael

Destiny’s in the bathroom sick in the morning for the 3rd week in a row… “Ugh, that’s the 3rd week in a row…Mama?” @samaelforevermore and @netflixluciferrp

[samaelforevermore]

Hearing Destiny call for him, Samael enters the bathroom…

“Destiny, what’s wrong, my tiny Morningstar? This is the third week you’ve had morning sickness for….What’s happening to you?”

[malbontespreciousrp]

Destiny pants tiredly and flushes the toilet, cleaning up, then washes her face before looking at her mother… “Mama Samael, I think I’m pregnant…”

[samaelforevermore]

This makes Samael fly into a fury!

“What?! Who the Hell got you pregnant, tiny Morningstar?”

[netflixluciferrp]

Lucifer smirks and walks in…

“I did. What you gonna do about it, Samael?”

[samaelforevermore]

Samael calms down, he hopes Lucifer intends to care for his daughter and her unborn child....

“I see. Well, I hope that you intend to take care of the two of them, Luci. Also, you should marry Destiny, too. Not because of the baby, but because I know how in love you two are with each other.”

[malbontespreciousrp]

Destiny’s pregnant:Destiny/Lucifer/Samael

Destiny’s in the bathroom sick in the morning for the 3rd week in a row… “Ugh, that’s the 3rd week in a row…Mama?” @samaelforevermore and @netflixluciferrp

[samaelforevermore]

Hearing Destiny call for him, Samael enters the bathroom…

“Destiny, what’s wrong, my tiny Morningstar? This is the third week you’ve had morning sickness for….What’s happening to you?”

[malbontespreciousrp]

Destiny pants tiredly and flushes the toilet, cleaning up, then washes her face before looking at her mother… “Mama Samael, I think I’m pregnant…”

[samaelforevermore]

This makes Samael fly into a fury!

“What?! Who the Hell got you pregnant, tiny Morningstar?”

[malbontespreciousrp]

Destiny’s pregnant:Destiny/Lucifer/Samael

Destiny’s in the bathroom sick in the morning for the 3rd week in a row… “Ugh, that’s the 3rd week in a row…Mama?” @samaelforevermore and @netflixluciferrp

[samaelforevermore]

Hearing Destiny call for him, Samael enters the bathroom...

“Destiny, what’s wrong, my tiny Morningstar? This is the third week you’ve had morning sickness for....What’s happening to you?”

[oneinathousandmemes]

Valentine’s Day Starters

Send “🔴“ to go on a date with my muse

Send “🟠” to give my muse flowers

Send “🟡” to sing a love song to my muse

Send “🟢” to cuddle with my muse

Send “🔵” to flirt with my muse

Send “🟣” to watch a romantic movie with my muse

Send “🟤” to give my muse chocolates

[dazaismemes]

Memory loss Sentence Starter

Change what you need. Enjoy. 

“ I’m sorry but… who are you? “

“ I can’t remember anything. “ 

“ There is no memory of anything…” 

“ I don’t remember this place. “ 

“ I can’t remember anyone on this photo. “ 

“ For how long do we know each other? “

“ What are you to me? “

“ Prove to me that you’re really my girlfriend/boyfriend and not only lying. “

“ No matter how much I try to remember anything, I can’t. “ 

“ There is no way we are dating/married! “

“ This is the first time I have met you. “ 

“ This is where I live?  “

“ I swear! I’m not pretending! I really can’t remember anything! “

“ Maybe it’s for the better that I can’t remember anything. “ 

“ Who are you and what are you doing here? “

“ What is going on? “

“ I don’t know what you’re talking about. “ 

“ No, this doesn’t look familiar to me at all, sorry. “ 

“ It’s almost as if someone completely wiped out my memories. “ 

“ I don’t even know who I am. “ 

“ I feel so lost… “ 

“ What if I don’t want to remember anything? “

“ Will you help me to remember everything? “

“ Get away from me! I don’t even know you! “

“ You seem to know a lot about me… I guess you’re trustworthy then… “ 

“ What happened to me? “

“ I don’t know why but something tells me that you’re important to me somehow. “ 

“ I’m really sorry. “ 

“ How do I know you’re not lying to take advantage of me right now? “

“ My head is empty of any memory. “ 

“ I’m sorry that I can’t remember you. “ 

“ I’m sorry I can’t remember anything. “ 

“ Can we please start new again? “

“ Will you still stay by my side although I don’t remember you? “

[samaelforevermore]

Samael scoffs at the thought of belonging to another!

“I don’t belong to anyone, that’s ridiculous!”

[letyourdreamymemesbememes]

My muse just found out they’re pregnant. Send "Two Pink Lines” for them to admit it to you!

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Send me “Mine all mine!” for my muse to suddenly become possessive of yours!

[malbontespreciousrp]

@samaelforevermore

Look at you manning up in Sims 3, you got me pregnant and proposed to me!

[samaelforevermore]

Well, I’m not the kind of guy who knocks a girl up and runs away from his responsibility towards his child!

[samaelforevermore]

Child!Destiny is running around, she's refusing to go to bed...(This is when Samael begins telling Destiny "Go to bed, or you're grounded" to make her go to bed!)

Samael hates being stern with his Tiny Morningstar, but it's for her own good...

"Destiny Marie Constantine-Edgeworth-Morningstar, go to bed or you're grounded!"

[malbontespreciousrp]

A 3 months pregnant Destiny Constantine sits reading a pregnancy book in her angel form, she hears a knock on the door…

“You may come in.”

[samaelforevermore]

Samael walks in, also visibly pregnant, he feels tired, so he sits across from Destiny after closing the door.

“Hi sweetie, so you’re pregnant too, huh? John and Miles sure love kids and judging from you being pregnant again, I’d say Netflix Michael loves kids, too, how is baby Uriel, by the way?”

[spunsugarmusings]

Send "HONK IF YOU'RE HORNY" for my muse to tell yours if they would (truthfully) sleep with them

Or: send HONK! if your muse wants to sleep with mine

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[ooweeshenadi]

OH MY FUCKING GOSH 😭

[gonebutnotforgottenlmao-deactiv]

bruh this third time this shit came on my dash and its only been 5 minutes. STOP.

[avibrantbliss]

I hate this 🙄

[sophrigerator-deactivated201710]

not risking it I know it’s the fifteenth time

[semicloudy-cade]

I love my mom

[an-outsiders-sunset]

…fuck

[semicloudy-cade]

My mom is doing yoga on silk ropes rn. Sure as hell am not risking it.

[ray-l-00]

I love my mamma too much not risking this shit

[oikaw-ugh]

I’m sorry I’m just playing safe I’m sorry

[writingweirdness413]

Am I risking this?

Abso-freaking-not.

[counterspellthisyoucasual]

[fountain-of-memes]

reblog if you’re ship addicted

and you’re not fucking apologizing to anyone

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Send me a ╰☆╮ if your muse thinks my muse is attractive