bruises

Sister, interesting. I know your obsession protecting the people closest to you to a deadly degree very well, but once you let loose and realize how similar you and him are, you'll find there's nothing better than hearing a demon scream for mercy. You and Mom might take time, though, you're on your way already.

Watch me. I'm going to start with big brother first. Then when he gains back his fun sadistic spark, I'll have to focus all my attention on Marina and show her what being in this family means. I fancy this version of her already, she has spunk. She'll break easily like a toothpick.

Is that supposed to amaze me that you were able to read me like a book when, in reality, you just listened to house gossip for two seconds? That wasn't an invitation for you to tell me what your parents have gotten into, and I frankly don't care who Emilia fucks. Yes, uncle– I'm assuming it's the same meaning in every timeline. Your father is the brother of my mother, Gianna. Uncle.

"My flawless ability gathering information as quick as I do should impress you. I'd personally care who my mother is with if she and my father weren't together as they should be." Sam narrowed his eyes into thin slits, as if willing his glare to slice through the other male down the middle. "The First Son's prized possession is your mother? You see, that wouldn't be a problem if I wasn't sensing demon in your blood. Royal blood. I think I just found a new toy for my siblings. Cael prefers choosing his, but Mar..." He released a dark chuckle, "I'm willing to teach an early lesson."

temptingly-blair

Being bait for a psycho murderer and surviving means I deserve a nap.

Well, look at who is a little Goldilocks. You're far from home, aren't you, demon?

#blair convo

mournfully-yasmin

Better late than never to come through the rifts, I suppose. These people are all seeking refuge in some form or another, and Emilia gladly took them in.

The best arrive late for their entrance. If you knew my mother, she would be cruel enough to provide these refugees false hope before she annihilates their minds. That is the only reason why she would entertain guests in my house.

#yasmin convo

Yeah, I'm a spoil sport since I'm not interested in fighting to the death with someone I don't know. Man, I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but take it up with my uncle. Uncle Az would probably know what the hell you're talking about.

Oh, no, but you are dying to fight to the death with someone who can only provoke such anger in you as a parent. How simple do I have to make this? Your Emilia crafted a deal to get banged on the daily when my father called on her whenever he was bored. Did you say uncle?

Dad. I'm not your father, at least not the one you know and leaving Envy alive is complicated. I would much rather he be dead and out of the way but I can't just kill him.

#azriel convo #SO NONCHALANT

Uh, yeah, you are. You flaunted the notion every chance you had, Pops, so how about you uncomplicate the fact that a prince of fucking Hell still lives and rip him to shreds. You had no problem hunting demons for sport before. What the fuck happened to you and Mom?

It doesn't matter. I'm finishing what you both started.

I'm 'mouthy' because I'm not a servant and the room was vacant when I came to live here. I'm not about to fight over a room when there's plenty of space, you can have it. If you're Emilia's son from a different time, I'd hate to meet that version of her.

I would've preferred to fight you to the death for what's rightfully mine, but you spoiled the fun. Wait...is this the timeline your version of my mother made a deal with my father for switching places? Oh, you're all fucked now.

asa-delacroix

Uh... I only know some of the people here from when I visit Emilia, but presumably they're all rifters outside of a handful just as you are.

You barely pry yourself from your lair, Uncle Asa, we usually have to come to you when you're so deep in corpse poon to bother with visits.

Then I'll just have to kill every last one of them.

#asa convo

You're the one that's new.

I'd say you were mouthy for one of my mother's many servants, but you're also the one who stole my room.

Irradicating a demon King sized brain tumor equals migraine. Go talk at someone else.

This is the part where I'd say I know you made it hurt if I wasn't so fucking confused why you didn't let any demon tumor fester, Dad.

#ivyhollowstarter #so I had something different for this starter but decided to change it bc this is funnier

Alright, who are all of these people in my fucking house?

Oh, that one. I hope it was a painfully slow death you gave him, Sam. I probably would have killed him a while ago if I weren't distracted by annihilating demons instead.

She did that explicitly on purpose, right? I mean, I obviously gave him a slow death and made him choke on his own fingers. The only reason you didn't fuck with him was because Mom has you whipped.

Your mother can always get more, and as long as you don't kill her favorite servants, she'd happily do so.

Oops, I think it was one of her favorite servants. You know that one with a perfect jawline she only snagged to make you jealous?