[oomshi]

Did u grow up without a positive male influence

didnt everyone

[regularlesbian]

friendly reminder that

if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market

[ithelpstodream]

[thexfiles]

something: *is none of my god DAMN business* me: 🔍👀📝

[capacity]

People: *showering me with compliments* Me: okay but what about that one negative comment I received June 6th 2003 ? Im trash sweetie

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

[thesymski]

you are the dancing queen

young and sweet

this bitch empty yeet

[nickfuckface]

parents: “u should be more active” me: 

[spite]

Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

[brian-mayy-lmao]

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

[grumsal]

Alternate Universe Where Bones are Called Something Slightly Different

[breaks leg] Argh, my boings!

[keep-on-shining]

[astound]

[crazybang]

things that are fake: gender, time, the government things that are real: the chupacabra

[normalshrimp]

i lived, bitch

[they-call-me-marlon]

i laughed, bitch

[mgs3pe]

i loved, bïtch