multifandom

[iguanamouth]

[unicornempire]

I. Love this. 

Love it.

Oh my god

yes.

[defilerwyrm]

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website

[thebootydiaries]

tumblr text post: no one will ever love me im ugly and gross

me: same

tumblr text post: im perfect why am i not the ruler of the world

me: same

[midnightmurdershow]

What We Do in the Shadows (2014) Directed by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi

[d0nn0]

cattink:

every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.

[disimba]

[thebootydiaries]

me as a father: alright kids that was a fun movie but let's talk about why it was problematic. casey, you go first.

[shesnake]

I just didn’t want to be a loser anymore.

Ko Shibasaki in Battle Royale (2000).

[stupidandwicked]

it’s hard to threaten the kinky

[thebootydiaries]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[nobody-died-in-egypt]

[cigarettesmokeandexyracquets-de]

“Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “Sorry Daddy I’ve been bad” both mean very similar things but have wildly different connotations

[aureliagaming]

How do I delete someone else’s post

[bashana-haba-ah-deactivated2017]

[vayena]

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

[maichan808]

Mating Games: Challenge Two (The Beast Within)

[hypat1a]

[ryebreadgf]

[chuckdrawsthings]

that’s too much, man