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Love it.
Oh my god
yes.
This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website
RMH
todays bird

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
occasionally subtle

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@theartofmadeline
will byers stan first human second

izzy's playlists!
One Nice Bug Per Day
hello vonnie
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

Product Placement
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Discoholic 🪩

Andulka
macklin celebrini has autism
almost home

if i look back, i am lost
dirt enthusiast

Love Begins
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@samanthastrand
I. Love this.
Love it.
Oh my god
yes.
This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website
tumblr text post: no one will ever love me im ugly and gross
me: same
tumblr text post: im perfect why am i not the ruler of the world
me: same
What We Do in the Shadows (2014) Directed by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi
cattink:
every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.
me as a father: alright kids that was a fun movie but let's talk about why it was problematic. casey, you go first.
I just didn’t want to be a loser anymore.
Ko Shibasaki in Battle Royale (2000).
it’s hard to threaten the kinky
me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left
child: can't the ocean just make more of them?
me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head
“Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “Sorry Daddy I’ve been bad” both mean very similar things but have wildly different connotations
How do I delete someone else’s post
my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
Mating Games: Challenge Two (The Beast Within)
that’s too much, man