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Poet. - OneEqualTemper - M, 32 chapters, Words: 111,295 - At a certain point last year, she never thought she’d be here again. She never thought she’d be in a train compartment looking out at the Scottish landscape on her way to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She never thought she’d have the chance to live a normal life. “It feels weird doesn’t it?” Ginny asks, gripping the bench seat of the compartment. Hermione nods, “It almost feels wrong.”

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Complete! :D

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Hello. I was wondering if you knew a fic similar to Words of Affirmation by noelleKINDOF? with demigod Hermione or Nymph Hermione. Thank you :)

Nymph!Hermione:

The Painting Knows By: frostykitten - T, 24 chapters - “Well, I vote we prove destiny wrong. There’s no way we’re meant to be together or any nonsense like that,” Draco said. Hermione forced a smile, knowing that it probably looked like a grimace. “I second that.”

Defining Sanity - darkcivet (FallenInDreams) - M, one-shot - Once upon a time, a very smart witch said that hearing voices wasn’t a good sign. But she never said WHY.

Demigod!Hermione:

Daughter of Zeus - Peanutbuttertoast - M, 70 chapters - After the victory at the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione's vow has been fulfilled and her true heritage revealed.

- Lisa

PS: Next time can you send in two asks, one for each request.

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[dramioneasks]

Been using the blog for 4years now, first ask! I'm looking for fic where Draco and Hermione are working adults and then start dating, like no secret plot or angst. Something chill, maybe they meet at a bar a start dating or a the ministry. Easy going, fluff but maybe a little bit more matured. Like a sex and the city type thing. Sorry this isn't really specific.

Title: A Date by Proxy Author: AnneM.Oliver Rating: M/R Genre(s): Romance, Humor Chapters: 37 Word Count: 115,029 Summary: Hermione was bored & wanted something new. She changed jobs, her hair, her clothes, and now she was about to do something completely “UnHermionish” & go on a blind date! She just wondered why her blind date was with her new boss, Draco Malfoy.

Title: A Mysterious Case Of Mistletoe Fever Author: RZZMG Rating: MA/NC-17 Genre(s): Romance, Mystery Chapters: 5 Word Count: 23,314 Summary: Someone is having sport with Professors Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy w/magical mistletoe. Who could be so devious & to what end? Christmas just got more interesting! FIC CHALLENGE!

Title: An Unexpected Reunion Author: cleotheo Rating: M Genre(s): Romance Chapters: 8 Word Count: 20,078 Summary: Neither Hermione Granger or Draco Malfoy want to attend their ten year class reunion, but when their friends persuade them to attend they find that the weekend isn’t quite as unappealing as it first appeared. Short eight part story.

Title: Hot for Teacher Author: MotherofBulls Rating: E Genre(s): Romance, Humour Chapters: 26 Word Count: 61,722 Summary: Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager on his own. When he notices his son’s newfound interest in girls, he takes it upon himself to give him some fatherly advice. Little does he know that his son’s crush is none other than his own childhood nemesis, who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle awkward situations, parenthood, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. Part 1 of “This Is Everything” series. COMPLETE!

Title: Matched Author: longdistance Rating: M Genre(s): Humour, Romance Chapters: 21 Word Count: 117,843 Summary: The wizarding community has not quite bounced back in terms of numbers since the end of the war. Desperate times call for desperate measures and a Marriage Law is enacted by the Ministry. Hermione isn’t even dating anyone, let alone ready to be someone’s wife. Draco has a secret that he’d rather not share. Odd couples are made and they have a year to figure it all out.

Title: Incomplete Author: niffizzle Rating: E Genre(s): Romance Chapters: 24 Word Count: 104,333 Summary: After an evening out, Hermione ends up back at Malfoy’s place, and things don’t end as hoped. Despite her wishes, though, she just can’t seem to avoid Malfoy wherever she goes, especially once they’re assigned to the same Ministry project.

Title: Mistakes of a Drunken Night Author: ForeverHP07 Rating: M Genre(s): Romance, Drama Chapters: 20 Word Count: 52,721 Summary: On the night of their graduation Hermione and Draco get drunk…and married. After a year and a half of marriage- a time filled with arguments and mixed emotions, they are told that they have to have a child on the way by their second anniversary.

Title: New Year’s First Kiss Author: Reverie Wilde Rating: M Genre(s): Romance Chapters: 25 Word Count: 107,468 Summary: It’s New Year’s Eve and there’s a big celebration at Hogwarts. Hermione finds herself without a date, so decides to put in an appearance, then leave. Will she end up on the receiving end of a midnight kiss after all? After DM/HG lemon

- Lisa

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Hi! Do you know of any fics featuring drinking games or 2 truths and a lie? Any lengths, main pairing dramione preferable but not essential, any rating Thank you!!

Title: Seven Years and a Day Author: darkrosefanfics/Dark Rose/DarkRose33 Rating: T Genre(s): Angst, Drama, Romance Chapters: 6 Word Count: 26,621 Summary: Seven years later, the world is nothing like they had hoped or imagined. They have accepted it, or at least that is what everybody believes. But nobody can deny the truth forever.

Title: Spin the Bottle Author: irisri Rating: NC-17 Genre(s): Angst Chapters: 1 Word Count: 3,156 Summary: Hermione and Ginny are in 7th year together, and Ginny notices an attraction between Draco Malfoy and her best friend. Voldemort’s dead, there’s a new Potions teacher in Hogwarts, along with Defense Against the Dark Arts, N.E.W.Ts are coming up, Hermione frazzled, and the whole school is thinking… What the hell?!

Title: The Serpent, the Witch and the Broom Closet                                  Author: Tiadorable Rating: M Genre(s): Romance, Humor Chapters: 30 Word Count: 106,843 Summary: When Hermione and Draco get stuck inside a broom closet for part of the holidays, they both change. But can they come back for their seventh year and finish, despite all the drama and twists and turns happening?

Title: The Deal Author: Cuteblndegoddess Rating: M Genre(s): Romance, Humor Chapters: 21 Word Count: 51,076 Summary: Hermione find Ron cheating on her and employs Draco to exact revenge. Seventh year at Hogwarts.

Blindsided by secretdiary - M, one shot -ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It’s the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove

Never Have I Ever by niffizzle - M, one-shot - With a bottle of firewhisky, a set of enchanted cups, and a game of Never Have I Ever, things turn interesting during one of the final days leading up to graduation. But just how much will be divulged? Maybe some things should stay private. [A Dramione One-Shot]

From Your Head to Your Toes - slytheringheights - E, one-shot - It’s the last night at Hogwarts before Hermione, Draco, and the gang have to enter the real world. A party in the Hufflepuff common room is exactly what’s needed to break down old rivalries. “You’re up, Hermione.” She inhaled, took a swig of her drink, and exhaled as she picked up the bottle. As she walked to the center of the circle, she wondered who she would most want the bottle to land on. And who she would most want the bottle NOT to land on. She scanned the circle. She wouldn’t mind a harmless makeout, maybe some innocent caressing. God knows she was past due. Before bending down to spin, her eyes met a pair of grey eyes. Anyone except Malfoy. *** A smutty (hopefully) good time based on a classic drinking game trope.

- Lisa

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I know this is not reylo related but can you please pretty please with a cherry on top share your favorite dramione fics with us because you have TASTE

Of course I can! I’ve been elbow deep in Dramione lately, so I’m more than happy to do it. Here are my some of my favourite:

The Fallout (E, 313K, Canon-Divergent, War Fic) by everythursday is not just my favourite dramione fic, it’s quite possibly one my favourite of any ship. It’s breathtaking. It’s exactly what an enemies to lovers story should be - two very different people finding common ground, growing and and changing for the better - all while falling in love. It’s a War fic and it’s long and once you reach the end you will cry because it’s over and you will miss it something fierce - I know I did (it says 8 chapters, but it’s complete!)

On that note: everything written by everythursday. I mean it. When The Bell Tolls, A KIngdom by the Sea, Creatures of the Wind (this one made me bawl, guys). Absolutely everything. Read them all. I promise you, it’ll be your best decision ever. Unfortunately, their works are no longer being hosted on any websites, but a quick google search will lead you to the PDFs. I promise you it’s worth it!

The Eagle’s Nest (M, 296K, Post-Canon, Hogwarts 8h Year) The idea of Hermione and Draco being resorted into Ravenclaw together is my taste in everything. They’re at peak chaotic nerd here and it is glorious. Truly one of my absolute favourite and one I revisit again and again.

Aurelian (T, 255K, Post-Canon) I love time travel as a plot device, but this story flips that concept on its head a little bit - it’s present day Draco and Hermione who are payed a visit by someone from a dark and scary future. And what a lovely, lovely visitor! This story made me cry for all the right reasons.

The Right Thing To Do (E, 174K, Post-Canon) Everything about it is perfect. It’s post-war, a few years down the line (but not too many) and Hermione is working at the Ministry when she decides to speak at Draco’s Wizengamot hearing. In his favour, of course. Because it’s the right thing to do, of course. This story has it all and then some. It’s exquisite and heartfelt and just so good, I could scream. You may recognize the author - they also write Reylo! (remember the beauty that was The Food of Love??)

Also in this series (and equally brilliant) is All The Wrong Things (E, 160K) which is Draco’s POV of the above and includes a lot of stuff we didn’t get to see in the original - and The Auction (E, WIP) which is an AU of the original story in which shit really hits the proverbial fan and the dark side wins. So, The Right Thing To Do’s deliciously evil twin. (Please mind the tags!)

Isolation (M, 264K, Canon-Divergent, Hogwarts 7th Year) Probably one of the most popular dramione fics. It’s famous for a reason, of course. It’s gorgeously written and the character development is amazing. I don’t think I need to go into detail about this one.

Manacled (E, 370K, Canon-Divergent, War Fic) This one is... a roller coaster of emotions. It's Harry Potter meets The Handmaid’s Tale and it is dark. It had a profound impact on me. It’s full of deep, raw emotion - a lot of it is painful, but a lot of it is just beautiful, blossoming love. (Please do mind the tags. Read them carefully!)

Apple Pie and Other Amends (E, 76K, Post-Canon) is just lovely. It combines two of my favourite things - dramione and baking. What could be better? It’s also just a lovely story about overcoming your struggles.

Broken (M, 308K, Post-Canon) Slow, slow, slow burn, but worth every painful minute. It’s about healing and forgiveness - forgiving others, but most importantly, yourself. It takes place after the War and sees Hermione returning to England after 6 years abroad. 

bitter/sweet (M, 5K, Post-Canon) This is so gorgeously written I wish I could drown in the words. It’s as short as it is sweet, but it packs such an emotional punch.

of flavoured names and coloured sounds (E, 10K, Canon-Divergent) It’s a synesthesia AU and it’s beautiful.

Bite Marks (E, 19K, University AU)This one is what fic dreams are made of. It’s a university AU, pure fun. Sometimes that’s exactly what you need y’a know?

Party Lines (E, 10K, University AU) The one where they’re in college and they hate each other, except they don’t. Again, just uncomplicated fun (we need it to break up all the heart wrenching angst lol)

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I have searched your blog, a03, ffnet and anywhere else i can think of high and low for a specific veela!Draco fic and i cannot find it anywhere!! i'm hoping you can help. what I remember of the fic is that draco doesn't know he's part veela until he somehow ends up biting hermione and his mother freaks out about it. both of dramione are aurors and there's a specific case they're working on together i think, and in the end he gets wings after something bad happens and he saves her??

Anyone?

Edit: Thanks!

spyral81: I think this could be Push by SeptimaBode https://archiveofourown.org/works/11905587/chapters/26898027

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any long fics where ron is dating hermione at hogwarts but is a total douche, and draco and hermione are secretly dating/falling in lover

The Moment I knew - StepTowardsTheLight - E, 3 chapters - Ron forgets his promise to spend the eve of Hermione’s 17th birthday with her, leaving her sitting outside the Room of Requirement while he plays Quidditch. Draco Malfoy finds her, taking her fragile emotions as too perfect of an opportunity to miss. Somehow, despite his intentions to exploit her vulnerability, he ends up consoling her. What if he’s meant to be more than just her sworn enemy? (This will eventually have 3 chapters, also big smut warning)

Internal Yearning - By: Textcrazy2011 - M, 28 chapters - As if becoming a Veela wasn’t bad enough, he had to go and find out his mate was one Hermione Granger. Merlin, he was in for a rough year at Hogwarts.

Finders Keepers - gratefulsugar - E, WIP - If you lose something, it could turn out to be another’s treasure. Ron Weasley leaves an intimate belonging behind in the library only for Draco to find it. Draco is certain this naughty photograph of Granger is something Weasley hadn’t meant to forget, but he’s pretty glad the fool did. He wants to keep it for himself, but he’d rather take his chances and reach out to Granger. Slight Ron-bashing but not really.

Love It Hurts by Bailey Jae - M, 21 chapters - The Golden Trio and friends are heading back to Hogwarts after the war. They’re all expecting a relaxing year before graduating, but can they really stay away from trouble for a whole year?

- Lisa

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Not an ask, but I read a fic in fanfiction.net called Apricity . Its wip and a wonderful read. The author does keep the readers hanging for long and that's and added benefit.

Hi, thanks for the rec! :D

Apricity by honeysweetcutie - M, WIP - In Fourth Year, Draco's fed up. He's tired of seeing grey where there should be color. So, he kisses Hermione. She slaps him. Problem not solved. By Eighth Year, he's sure of three things: she doesn't like it when he touches her dishes, he doesn't mind standing with her while she cries, and she looks really cute with her hair in buns. Why is everything still grey? [SOULMATE AU]

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Throne of Glass: Major Character Deaths

“Death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints. It takes and it takes and it takes.”

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Gryffindor Quidditch Team (with Oliver Wood looking like both his Christmas and bday presents came early in the form of one brilliant Seeker)

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phineas and ferb quarantine episode where candace is convinced that this time her mom will see what the boys are doing because nobody can even leave the house but somehow linda is always in the wrong room

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AAH, PERRY the PLATYPUS! I suppose you’re wondering about my evil plan. Well, you see, when I was a child in Gimulshtump, I was quarantined for several months, 

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phineas: we turned ourselves into holograms so that we can still hang out with our friends while social distancing. later candace! *he and ferb fade out of view* 

candace: mOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoM!!!!!!!!! 

[whereforeartthougender]

Okay, but the thing with Perry and Doof becomes a lot funnier when you remember that Perry, being a platypus, is immune to the virus.

So imagine Doof monologuing over Zoom, secure in the knowledge that Perry the Platypus can’t possibly thwart him over a video call, when Perry disappears from the frame. As he ponders where his nemesis could have gone, Perry plummets onto Doof’s balcony and socks him one in the jaw.

Doof: What?! Perry the Platypus?! What are you doing? You shouldn’t be out here! There’s a quarantine going on, in case you haven’t noticed!

Perry: *platypus noise*

Doof: Oh, right, you’re a platypus, and this is a human virus, so… You know, I don’t really know how I forgot that.

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Perry makes sure to do a full decontamination on his way home, to make sure Phineas and Ferb don’t get any potential virus particles on them after petting him and picking him up.

[lazygravez]

at one point while doof and perry are fighting doof goes “wait! i forget to put on my mask” and perry stops punching him to let him put on his mask then they just go back to fightung

[flyora]

Flashback to the daily prophet chapter 2 🔥

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But seriously - do you know how fucking good it could have been if Bellamy had been there and the last line of the show was Bellamy saying

“So what now, Princess?”

And Clarke responding:

“Whatever the hell we want.”

And then boom out on Radioactive

[flyora]

Snakes and Lions