Haven’t had a lot of time for Inktober since things are getting busy at my new job. We did a fun spider program today so here’s a jumping spider.
Is cutest spider!
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Haven’t had a lot of time for Inktober since things are getting busy at my new job. We did a fun spider program today so here’s a jumping spider.
Is cutest spider!
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Tie-dyed Easter eggs! Dyed with ties, that is…
(I didn’t have the heart to cut up the purple tie in the end.)
How???
There are better tutorials online but here’s how u can learn from my fuckups
WHAT THE SCIENCE
this craft is a dye transfer. It takes advantage of the poor colourfastness of silk and the fact that dye bonds readily to organic material in the presence of heat and a setting acid.
You will need pure silk dyed with a pattern. Must be 100% silk; check the label. Silk neckties are the best in terms of price and diversity, but you can also use patterned silk shirts and scarves. The fabric will be scrap when you’ve finished with it, so don’t take usable pieces from a wardrobe, buy ugly things from a thrift store.
GETTING THE STUFF When sourcing your ugly ties, blues and reds give the most striking results. Any texture of the fabric will transfer too. You’ll also need pale eggs. I used duck eggs, since I have ducks, and I blew out the shells so they won’t rot. (Later I will thread ribbon through the holes in the shell and hang the eggs on a tree and pretend that that’s a Thing.) you will also need string and acetic acid I. E. Cheap white vinegar.
DO THE THING Cut the ties up, unpicking the lining and seams so you get nice big squares.You can get about 4 eggs from each tie. Wrap egg in tie. To make the silk lie flat on the egg you can get it wet first. Make sure the right side of the fabric (former front-facing part of the tie) touches the egg for a sharper transfer. Wrap it tightly and then wrap it with string and hair ties and shit to get the silk really close and tight around the egg. Wrap the bundle in throwaway fabric or rags (I used the interfacing from the inside of the ties)
Boil the bundled eggs in a pot in a mixture of water and acetic acid, mixed to a Ratio. I just poured in a few mLs of white vinegar, cos that’s all I had in the house, and I figured using balsamic vinegar would get weird fast. But I’ve done acid dying before, and I was confident that if it smells strongly enough of vinegar then it generally works (HI I’M A SCIENTIST)
(I strongly recommend looking up Actual Tutorials online.)
Boil for at least 20 minutes - the longer the boil the stronger the colors- then turn off and leave the pot until the bundles are cool. Unwrap them to reveal Majesty or possibly Fuckups.
Some online sources say you can reuse the scraps for another round of dying if you wish. The scraps will look a little bedraggled afterwards, but you could still use them for patchwork or crafts if you’re into that.
SOME WAYS I FUCKED UP The paisley tie eggs didn’t come out well, because I didn’t wrap the silk tightly enough. On one of them you can CLEARLY see the dye only transferred where I had tied the string, making a weird pattern. Obviously, if you like the marbled look you can do this on purpose. By the time I did the yellow tie, I was better at wrapping the eggs.
I wish I had done the purple striped tie, but I balked because it looked too new and pretty, and it still had an original price tag on it saying £15. Now I just have regrets going both ways. So I would suggest only buying ties that you can’t imagine real people wearing, and then you won’t feel like a wasteful sinner for cutting them up.
Paisley ties definitely mimic the look of pysanky eggs, so I recommend trying them.
Waaay back in the day I wrote about acid-dying yarn here: https://elodieunderglass.com/2013/03/12/the-rainbow-in-your-hands-protocols-for-hand-painting-yarn/
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Hanging blown-out eggs on a tree (or on a bunch of branches you put in your apartment) is definitely a Thing and Most Traditional! My grandmother used to paint and hang up these easter eggs:
(She ended up making a shitton of them)
I think we can all agree, if a grandmother who died in the 1980s was doing it, it most definitely counts as a Thing.
For maximum traditionality I was taught that you should use forsythia branches, but I guess that would depend on how early in the year easter happens to fall…
Wow everyone look at these eggs! Your grandma’s art is wonderful!
Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!!
Me: Hell yeah, fanart
“These are my children.”
“They look nothing li—”
“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”
for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.
This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,
baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad
the main problem is that baby ducks LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,
so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN
my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making
The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.
This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.
if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children
BEST ADOPTED MUM
ive said it before and ill say it again. we are NOT using “fergalicious”, as a word, to its fullest potential. the maddening sights described in lovecraft works are, by definition, fergalicious. make them boys go loco
when you have a problematic fave
[Woman: *kisses raven’s beak* Even though you are naughty, I still love you, aye.]
#goals
Stop everyone! These are the Knaresborough Castle ravens, and this ‘naughty’ raven is probably Izzie: the only bird in the UK to have been given an ASBO (a criminal conviction for anti-social behaviour).
Izzie pretends to get her head stuck in trash, so that when people get up to help her she can fly off and steal their sandwiches. She can mimic human speech, but does not do it often and when she does speak it’s usually rude. When we met the lady in chain mail in July 2013, she told us that Izzie had once flown up to a tourist and said “who the **** are you looking at?!”. The tourist was very offended and assumed it was the chain mail lady who had spoken. The birds are not on chains for their own protection, but for their bad behaviour. They are literally on the naughty step.
I went to Knaresborough on a day the ravens weren’t there, and I was disappointed. I asked the castle attendant when they would be back, and he said he didn’t know. The Raven Lady isn’t associated with the castle. She’s just someone with pet ravens who comes and goes when she pleases and likes to wear chain mail. Life goals or wife goals?
Read more about them >>>>here<<<<
Thank you for adding this, I was going to reblog it again with some info tonight and you beat me to it! Yes this one was Isobella! She also steals cameras from people, she pretends to have her foot stuck in an old water bottle and then goes and nicks stuff from the people who try to help her omfg
A liar…a scammer…. I love robbery AND fraud
This is SO not my brand BUT @generalsettings please read about this scamming bird
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This took dedication.
OH MY GOD THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING
This tree is slowly engulfing a stone statue. Angkor Wat, Cambodia.
Don't blink, don't even blink, blink and you're dead!
when are we as a society going to stop pretending to enjoy the taste of beer
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