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Indi Hoshigaki Kisame Selective/Private Tracking tag: samebitos

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Anyway, I’ve deleted a couple of my other blogs And I’m on hiatus on my most popular one.

If you really wanna thread with me, you can find me on another fish man rp blog: @piisciis It’s Abe Sapien.

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Forreal ok tho I gained like 60+ new followers. This blog is still a crack blog literally made to ship with @ofkalimacalibre Where does anyone see the appeal? Do you, too, enjoy seeing me humiliate the bara fish man?

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I haven’t been active in two months where did all these followers come from

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i will never, ever get to use this icon

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How do I continue to gain followers while I’m inactive? Most of you are personal blogs, too. Glad you like all the dick I draw.

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devaisms:

With his face firmly planted against the floorboards, Pein lifted one hand to hold up a finger, warning finger. “If I’m not standing up in ten seconds, you will regret this, Kisame.”

Well that was terribly embarrassing.

He had to stand back up in a way that wouldn’t put any more weight on the body under him. Scared he might break something.

“My apologies - ...”

He’d picked Pein up by his shoulders as well and stood him on his feet. Made sure he was stable before he let go, too.

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devaisms

“-!!”

Oh, how terribly graceful of him to have tripped and fallen on top of the Akatsuki’s respected Leader.

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Starter call! Why not!

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kuchisake-rojin:

“I don’t have a death wish yet, thanks. I don’t know how your animals work, and I’d rather not find out, to be perfectly honest.”

His humor was a bit too dry for that.

“I’ll be sure to take you up on that when I’m done being alive.”

“Oh, what an honor. If I’m even alive to see that day, anyway.”

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kuchisake-rojin:

“I said by mistake.”

He liked to think most animals weren’t hellbent on killing things if they weren’t hungry or threatened. Animals weren’t like people.

“And just because I can doesn’t mean I should.”

“Too old to feel any kind of thrill, are you?”

“I mean, there is absolutely no appeal to hopping into open water and leaving yourself at the mercy of a curious shark or ten?”

Now he’s just being silly.

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kuchisake-rojin:

“I can understand why you would think so, but I hope all younger people don’t think that way. It’s best to leave things that have the potential to kill you by mistake alone, don’t you think?”

Uh huh.

“For those that don’t have the ability to fight back against an attacker, of course.

But if you can, why not try?”

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kuchisake-rojin

“I won’t do it properly because I won’t do it at all.”

Weirdo.

“A shame,”

Some people just refuse to live life.

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kuchisake-rojin:

“No, I didn’t know that. As ridiculous as it sounds, I tend not to be near the ocean too much. Or sharks, for that matter.”

Kisame sure is a character.

“I was under the assumption sharks were made of teeth anyway. Why would you pet one?”

“If you do it properly, they’re very soft.”

Why wouldn’t you pet a shark? How cool is that? Who wouldn’t pet a shark, what the hell.

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I’m home.

[starterpak]

暁 Akatsuki  ||  干柿 鬼鮫 Hoshigaki Kisame

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starterpak:

#favoriteteam UchihaItachi

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Well I have to go to work. See y’all when I get back in 7 hours.

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kuchisake-rojin

if it wasnt illegal if nobody saw you i would be murdering people and stealing things right now

thats

thats not how it works

That is exactly how it works

and you’re not living life to the fullest