the one and only Autistic Courtesan

*party of one*

[goth-queen]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[guerrillatech]

[depsidase]

[samertadro]

*goes to the counter and back bend on the counter*

The barista: what are you doing

Me: just pour the cold brew in my mouth

[samertadro]

Currently I'm sitting on the floor hunched over a pot of pasta that feeds 4 people at 3:34 AM

And I think that's a low point for me

[samertadro]

Today I was walking by a group of gen alpha kids and one of them came up to me and said "six seven"*up and down hand gestures*

And me being sick of that meme I replied with "forty two"*up and down hand gestures*

You could see the gears turning inside those 12yo kids

[samertadro]

The word "AI-Engineer" could mean 2 very different things

1: Computer scientist who works with a lot of statistics

2: Vibe "coder"

[samertadro]

I rejoined the visually impaired club

Anyway I sent a picture of me with the new glasses to a friend and got called "nerf"

Which is a nerd/fag combo

[candycatfalls]

[samertadro]

TSA using the metal detector on me

*TSA puts it near my head and it Beeps*

Me: I have piercings

*TSA puts it near my chest and it Beeps*

Me: I have piercings

*TSA puts it near my stomach and it Beeps*

Me: I have piercings

*TSA puts it near my hips and it beeps so loud*

TSA officer: let me guess another piercing

Me: *pulls out a glock 97 * oh sorry that's just my gun

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[y2kcompatible]

[sunshine-tattoo]

man we gotta get regular porn back on this website

[samertadro]

This is how you make it squirt

[samertadro]

My attitude towards buying myself treats is exactly like Winston Churchill and alcohol

When I have a good day I deserve it

When I have a bad day I need it

[samertadro]

When I said I have a lil touch of the tism I didn't mean astigmatism

Apparently I have that too

[anxietyproblem]

[samertadro]

Me getting ready for work

[thememedaddy]

[samertadro]

This is not fair because I'm good at maths

I'm planning on minoring in mathematics but when it comes to arithmetic

Mama I shit the bed

[samertadro]

My only motivation while at work is opening my bank app to see how broke I am

[samertadro]

Charlie Kirk sashay away