[gaybuttfuckzone]

[super-metroid]

@tokai-teio

[mollylele]

1998 me: What is 2018 like?

2018 me: Let me show you something.

[kranxa]

I was already sold and then the end had me dying. Quality content

[cherrycolaenjoyer]

Omg it’s so well edited??

[desperauxtilling]

[verylittlebird]

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

[nayters]

[samfromthebookoflife]

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they've been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn't you prevent vietnam?

[ferrantes]

[hheennttaaii]

[itsmartinbruh]

[callmehass]

[emigration]

why is tumblr recommending themselves on their own app…

[gokusupersaiyan999999999999999]

if they have their own ads on their own website they get ad revenue from themselves its infinite money

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

my son

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

[railroadsoftware]

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

A man of the people tbh

[notchicken]

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

[boomerbuzzard-deactivated201902]

Violets are Blue

Michael Jackson sang Thriller

[pleatedjeans]

[10knotes]

im so glad i didnt die before i saw this

[zappavolta]

[stimman3000]

[bruisemark]

She thicc

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