hello?

is this thing on?

[what-even-is-thiss]

A lot of “realistic” facial expressions in video games look weird because irl everybody’s top eyelid almost always covers the top part of their iris. If you can see the whites of someone’s eyes above their iris they’re either doing that on purpose or there’s a problem with their eye that they need to get checked out.

In a lot of modern video games I’ve noticed that characters open their eyes wide even when their eyes are following you around. Like boy why are you showing off the upper whites of your eyes so much that’s obscene.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

[counter-facts-i-just-made-up]

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[counter-facts-i-just-made-up]

[afloweroutofstone]

Doing some deep reading into Cherokee history for the project that I'm working on and I am continually amazed how fucking funny old Cherokee leaders were

[what-even-is-thiss]

So if elves have knife ears do humans have spoon ears

[very-gay-alkyrion]

More important questions who has fork ears

[what-even-is-thiss]

I think people in the notes have decided on mermaids

[brucesterling]

[kingmacrophage]

[tevruden]

Work in infosec, this is true

[autumncottageattic]

wander_linaa

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

I'm begging you to turn the sound on

[drtanner]

Spring.

[sage-nebula]

Spring.

[self-righteous-god]

Spring.

[troubleshootingspacekangaroo]

Spring.

[royalninja]

Spring.

[roboticutie]

✨️GOLDEN.......✨️

Mouse 🐁

[marlinspirkhall]

Everytime this crosses my dash my eyes light up because I know my favourite part is coming. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring.

[frengerino]

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

[crabfisher]

cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

[mind-altering-bugs]

Nobody wants to work anymore

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Mine do this to my skin

[k-dhd]

yep.

[iamthecutestofborg]

So much of the "advice" given to people with ADHD is just like

Step One: Become neurotypical

[meatflavour]

[depsidase]

[actionandreaction]

[jimhensonreject]

This is the real photo

Who on God’s green earth photoshopped their butt cracks to be larger and smaller. Why would anyone do this.

[hunky-salsa-deactivated20240901]

[everythingfox]

He’s so cool

[tractorgoth]

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[adhdwerewolfgf]

i cannot begin to explain the emotions i feel every day knowing that this post i made in the middle of playing tf2 when i was 16 is going to be the one thing of mine that has made the largest impact on the world by a fucking mile

[everythingfox]

A distinguished gentleman

[batmanego]

undergoing a process of embiggening

[batmanego]

good lord

[lynati]

How much water did you ADD?!?

[tastefullyoffensive]