I'm A Freak

I'm Samantha, 16. Canadian being who can be made happy with food, puppies, and large hoodies.

[imagineagreatadventure]

I just thought this set of tweets was really important.

[pokeballssohard]

So one of my friends was having a party at his house, and this one guy was being a total dick and my friend wanted him to leave. My friend was pretty drunk, and apparently the other guy was hopped up majorly on coke, and the guy was refusing to leave so it turned into a fight except this guy goes crazy and pulls out a knife and STABS MY FRIEND TWELVE FUCKING TIMES, puncturing both of his lungs and leaving stab wounds on my friends lower stomach, back, and neck and my fiance was HOLDING HIS BLEEDING OUT WOUNDS AND CALLING 911 

And yeah it was pretty touch and go for a bit there but my friend made a full recovery and came home yesterday so my fiance and I got him this cake. 

He loved it.

[pokeballssohard]

C’mon guys. My friend got stabbed and we got him a sorry you got stabbed cake.

I told him I’d make him internet famous, don’t let me down guys.

[nursenotes]

1. Fist: Make a fist around the epi-pen, don’t place your thumb/fingers over either end

2. Flick the blue cap off

3. Fire. Press down into the outer thigh (the big muscle in there), hold for 10 seconds before removing (the orange cap will cover the needle). Bare skin is best but the epi-pen will go through clothing. Avoid pockets and seams. 

- Ring an ambulance even if everything seems to be fine!

[sassyjavert-deactivated20151015]

Oh my god. So as someone who has to carry an epipen EVERYWHERE I am so happy to see that there’s an info post about them. Like in the extreme case that I can’t inject myself, somebody else would have to do it, but nobody knows how to do it! Thank you, this may just save my life some day.

[pleatedjeans]

via

[jeffisthename]

Uncle inspirations

[bigotterdaddy]

This

[ibrokemyheart]

those shoes with that dress tho? ¬_¬

[perny]

Princess Anna and her uncle, princess Flip Flop

[glitter-and-metal]

Does anyone else think that his tattoos really compliment that dress nicely?

[ruinedchildhood]

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

Delete this immediately

[oomshi]

@staff do you see this….

[aiyh]

AUs are a problem I have (part 3)

I volunteered for a sex study and you’re the lead researcher and thank god it’s acceptable for me to be turned on in this situation because damn AU

You’re the prosecutor and I’m the defense attorney on the most ridiculous case either of us have ever heard of and I don’t know about you but I’m not sure how much longer I can be serious about this thing AU

Got into an absurdly heated argument in the comments on a mutual friend’s Facebook post AU

Rival street performers AU

You keep bringing your car into my shop with a series of increasingly unlikely problems and my professional opinion is it’d be cheaper for you to just ask me to dinner already AU

Our families are having funeral visitations at the same time and we’re both hanging around outside because we can’t deal AU

I spent a whole subway ride checking you out but didn’t have the nerve to talk to you and thought I’d never see you again but you just showed up on Humans of New York AU

Cheering for opposing teams at a sports bar AU

My kid shoplifted from your store and I marched her back here to apologize to you AU

Why didn’t you tell me this cabin was haunted before I rented it from you AU

Character performers who only see each other at ren faires AU

My band plays at this restaurant every Friday and you always show up and make obscure requests and I know you’re trying to stump me but you’ve severely underestimated how much of a music geek I am AU

(previously)

[girthakitt-blog]

trans lives matter and not just when its convenient and popular to think so

[dasdasdasdavvvvvv]

watch the notes on this post slowing down as it gets less convinient and popular to think that trans lives matter

[awkwardnerdmuffingirl]

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE CAPITOL WOULD DO. HELP I’M SCARED.

[cawgeyamas]

THIS *IS* WHAT THE CAPITAL DID. KATNISS MENTIONED HOW EACH OF THE STADIUMS WERE TURNED INTO PARKS FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE CAPITAL.

[awkwardnerdmuffingirl]

WHAT A WORLD. WHAT A FREAKING CRAZY WORLD.

[arlesiana-deactivated20171105]

A black kid was shot dead by Brazilian police in Rio de Janeiro on thursday. Could you guys fucking pretend you care about anything that does not happen in the US or in the Europe and make this fucking viral????

His name was Eduardo de Jesus Ferreira, he was sit near his house at the Complexo do Alemão, reading, when he was shot dead by a cop that later said he thought the boy was holding a gun (it was in fact a smartphone). Said cop later treatned Eduardo’s mom.

Eduardo was just a boy; he had only a decade of life and probably many dreams that will never come true because he was a poor black kid, standing in the wrong place at the wrong time, and because there is a Black Genocide happening in Brazil for centuries and nobody seems to give a FUCK about it. He was killed; his mom, Terezinha, has lost her son and, as she said, “she wouldn’t care if that cop killed her because he had already ended her life”.

PLESE GUYS… MAKE THIS VIRAL.

PLEASE.

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW IT IS TO LIVE IN A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE  BRUTALLY KILLED EVERYDAY AND THEN FORGOTTEN THREE DAYS LATER, JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE POOR OR BLACK.

[theoden]

i hear a lot about period cycles becoming in sync when women spend a lot of time together, but do they just average out or is there one cycle that’s just like the alpha cycle and makes the other one conform

[affablyevil]

I would actually like to know the answer to this

[imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout]

As a bio major and female I can confirm: there’s one alpha cycle that others conform to. The female with the most estrogen is typically the ‘alpha female’ and the cycle that’s followed by others. I’ve had friends go ‘wow this is so weird my period came like a week early’ and I’ve been like ‘lmao sorry my b’

[youarefknmajestic]

REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.

STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.

[reactionismmoved]

Being sexually attractive to your significant other is a pretty big reason.

[bawjaw]

If your partner stops finding you attractive just ‘cause you’re wearing pyjamas, then they sound pretty shit anyway.

[ultrafacts]

(Fact Source) Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[slack-of-all-trades-blog]

That sounds like fun!

[ultrafacts]

[itstartswithhelloo]

mr-birdy if you don’t think this is awesome you’re a liar. Also, can we do this? I want to hit you with stuff.

[camo--zamboni-deactivated201510]

Foam tipped? Nah fuck that we’re playing the extreme version bruh

[mentaltrvll]

What they don’t teach you in school

[misandry-mermaid]

I looked it up and it’s true.

[vjjblood-deactivated20170907]

reblog if u an emotional crybaby but yr also heartless & have no feelings

[scottstilesliam-deactivated2016]

dickmark:

dickmark:

NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL

I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead

I like the implication that if he were not dead he probably would be wandering around your house hiding under things

[salamandertoast]

[cute-overload]

[ginabread-cookie-deactivated201]

IDK WHY I’M LAUGHING SO HARD BUT I AM 

[tec6unny]

Im so angry…..

[theprojectchocolate-deactivated]

GIRL. LET. THEM. KNOW. she tried it.

[cu1turegeist]

I fucking hate people who do this shit. Like, I’m aware I look white bitch, you don’t gotta point it out like you know me or something. The fuck outta here.

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

I deal with this constantly. I always ask for my white classmates to not say the n-word, and they reply, “You’re not really black, so it doesn’t matter.” 

[nabokovsshadows-deactivated2018]

People are so weird about mixed race folks. Fuck ‘em

[avengersonna]

i get this a lot