Not So Secret Diary of a Fangirl

I am who I am. Tired, hungry, confused, annoyed.

[imposterogers]

wade wilson kidnaps hugh jackman in deadpool 3 bc he’s convinced he’s actually wolverine. he spends the whole movie lugging him around but he’s literally just hugh jackman

[creme-meme]

hugh jackman does everything to prove that he’s hugh jackman. he sings, he tap dances, and he has an australian accent.

the reveal at the end of the movie is that hugh jackman isn’t wolverine, but wolverine is hugh jackman. logan went into witness protection in order to retire from being a superhero and having an alternate identity as an australian actor who started his career in musicals was basically fool proof until wade blew his cover story

[hellenhighwater]

Considering that Hugh Jackman exists in the Deadpool cinematic universe, this works in-canon quite well.

This is revealed, of course, when Hugh Jackman gets shot and killed just prior to the final battle, providing Deadpool with the emotional push that carries him to victory. After Deadpool finally defeats the Big Bad (somehow overcoming by himself whatever obstacle he thought he would need Wolverine for) he turns to see Hugh Jackman in the last stage of regenerating from being ‘dead’ and absolutely looses his shit about it.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

MAKE THIS FILM

[jassmarie19]

This post is from 2020

[thelongvictorian]

The Centaur Playing With Her Child (1909) by Otto Soltau (German artist, lived 1885-1915).

[alliecathayes]

THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (2004) 

dir. Joel Schumacher

[jackoconnells]

Letterboxd reviews of Phantom of the Opera ( 2004 )

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

[volcanokids]

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

[jordisstigander]

I remember reading a study where researchers realized that female birds of a certain species preferred males with a darker breast. So they created what they literally called a “Super-Sexy Male” by catching a male and coloring his chest with a marker. They then ran dna tests on the eggs in the area.

Previously when the researchers had run these tests, they found a certain amount of infidelity was common for these birds. Somewhere around 10% of eggs were fathered by males who were not the primary mates of females.

After the advent of the Super Sexy Male, however, stuff got crazy in bird world. Infidelity skyrocketed, with upwards of 25% of ALL EGGS in the area being fathered by this specific male. Furthermore, his mate’s eggs were 100% his.

This is just insane to me. Just imagine you’re living your bird life when suddenly somebody scribbles on Dave’s chest and the ladies can’t stop throwing themselves at them. It’s stupid that we theoretically can wreck this kind of havoc on an ecosystem.

[testosteronetwunk]

since regrettably most of my followers aren’t vietnamese, i’d like y’all to know that the vietnamese language is pretty moderately gendered, most of our honorifics are gendered, so nonbinary vietnamese people have been creating their own gender neutral pronouns like by combining “chị” (girl older than you) and “anh” (dude older than you) into chanh, but chanh is also the word for lemon lol. so for a short while lemons became a symbolic nonbinary thing, but some nonbinary viets were like hmm we don’t like how that pronoun is defined by a gender binary so they created a new pronoun, “cam” which means “orange” like the fruit lmaoo

[justraulesparza]

[300+400] follower appreciation: Raúl characters + tumblr text posts

[memewhore]

[jackiedaytona]

i have never given half of a fuck about not having a valentine but i saw a gay cowboy card at target and now i’m discovering inner weakness

[jackiedaytona]

:(

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

Whenever I see the popular phrase "not all who wander are lost" used for water bottles or artsy bumper stickers on Jeeps and credited to an ""anonymous"" author I get so annoyed. Like, excuse me, that line was written by famed hobbit poet and historian Bilbo Baggins, from his poem about Aragorn son of Arathorn, the long awaited Heir of Isildur, who is destined to restore order to the race of Men return glory to the White City of Minas Tirith. We know exactly who wrote this quote, nothing "anonymous" about it.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Walnut the crane: Why no, officer, I have no idea what happened to my last two suitors; how unfortunate! Let me get my partner, Christopher, he's a strange shaped bird, but very clever. Christopher! Christopher Crowe! The police have some questions!

He'll just be a moment, he's minding the children.

[geezerwench]

Man must continue working for his crane wife.

[lady-redhaired]

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

[dianas-shortgalpal]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[doujinshi]

people still think you become rich ??? from working hard?????? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dat-soldier]

[nicostiel]

[supermariomamafucker]

come on dude

[julionasurbonas]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m still screaming at the scene in the Freshwater episode of Prehistoric Planet of the T rexes porking and they put a fuckin modesty fern in the foreground. that was so funny why did they do all that 💀

[sabertoothwalrus]

this old grizzled scarred up T rex gets to bone after a hefty meal. all he was missing was a cigar

[sabertoothwalrus]

CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING THE ANIMATOR TASKED WITH THE TASTEFUL T REX SEX SCENE

[sabertoothwalrus]

to those who aren’t familiar with this show please know that the entire time it was narrated by David Attenborough’s gentle soothing voice and the whole scene was played completely seriously. that’s a crucial aspect of this.