Velvet

She/Fae/Void/It. 19. I like music and video games and being transgender https://fuzzypants.bandcamp.com/

[kaylmao]

[squeaky-hawkmoth]

years of scientific research

[yay-bunnies-zone]

this is beceause every1 wants to be bunnieds. amd thats good.

[lesbianeo]

mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory

[sailatina3]

Honestly we don't talk enough about how trans women are effectively segregated out of certain aspects of life such as public pools.

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

i'll never understand women's fashion...

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

what we know so far

[littlemissminu]

TW SCARY

did i scared you

[bluestempigeons]

Did I ever show you guys Mint #mymint

[maidthings]

holdin out for a wriggle... holdin out for a wriggle whos the bug of the niiight

[meatgoat]

shes gotta be strong and shes gotta be fast and shes gotta have a butt thats a light

[corruptimles]

[cannibalchicken]

his lips are sealed

[chilewithcarnage]

you know his ass is saying art art

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[morgannalefey]

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

[caesarsaladinn]

there should be a sequel poem called Ozymandias 2 where it’s revealed that the statue is actually the centerpiece of a bustling tourist town, the road to the town lies directly on top of a stone road that Ozymandias built during his reign, and that historical fiction about him continues to sell quite well in both domestic and international markets

[centrally-unplanned]

Third act plot twist when it turns out all this fame is due to the Shelley poem, and they engraved a copy of the poem right on the "pedestal where these words appeared", covering up the original text, since it had long ago faded away when the tourism boom began.

[sealsandlacenet]

whoa! i’ve hit 300 followers!!! wowie!!!!

i will now be drawing any seal anyone requests in asks!!!

example of a good ask:

“hello tumblr user sealsandlacenet. i would like a hiyori wearing a snazzy hat”

“i would like a seal striking an adorable pose!”

example of a bad ask:

“give me seal”

“hello i want seal”

tjanks!!!!!! i will answer all from today tonite!!!

[lovelooksgudonu]

korrasami doodle

[springfieldstills]

[3amsoda]

etna

[importantpics]

[archivist-caleb]

@kittybroker how much for this silly lil guy?

[kittybroker]

Strange and silly starer eyeing up all those good deals! Now coming in for only $10.90!