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23. Non-binary. Queer. Personal blog of a professional procrastinator.

[internetdruid]

This is a limited time offer 🍞

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[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[cybergata]

Sandra Dee Lutheran

[chasecharmer-deactivated2018101]

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

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the emo trinity’s average song stats

mcr 

fob

patd

as you can see, no one really touches patd for thottiness, but mcr is the only viable choice for an apocalypse anthem. fob is the most well-rounded of the three, but given that they have neither depression, thottiness, nor rebelliousness above an 8 they can occasionally fall shallow philosophically speaking. 

‘but where is gayness on this chart?’ you ask, like a moron. rebellion, theatre, thothood, jamming, and depression are the five component parts of every gay worth their salt. next question. 

[roaringstream]

This is the most powerful chart I’ve ever seen

[paulocalavera]

Book 1: MOON,  Chapter 5: An Empty Throne  “Hello, sister. You were my hero. Perfect, strong and unbreakable. Kind and loyal. I’m sorry, older sister, I failed you. Your children were safe and I let them slip away”                                                - General Amaya -

[memewhore]

[bring-me-your-bones]

i love this

[aangarchy]

Azula: only fools would dare to attack me without bending.

Sokka, a local fool prepping his boomerang:

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”

[nu11-pointer]

Wait it’s a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean that might not be 100% accurate but now I gotta know

[tlitookilakin]

holy crap, collective punishment is a war crime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Geneva_Convention#Collective_punishments

and according to the exact legal phrasing-

No protected person may be punished for an offense he or she has not personally committed. Collective penalties and likewise all measures of intimidation or of terrorism are prohibited.

This technically counts, as students are civilians, and thus considered a “protected person”. So yes, collective classroom punishment breaks the fourth Geneva Convention, and she should be rewarded for standing up for human rights and doing her research.

[squided]

Power-move: accuse your teacher of a war crime using knowledge they supplied you with

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

when the boss music slaps but you’re tryin not to die

[nutheadgee-deactivated20190314]

This is always so fucking funny to me

[theauspolchronicles]

Well this tweet really didn’t age well…

[nutsacktorturer]

Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

[nutsacktorturer]

sure their GDP in dollars is low but when you can survive like your anscestors did it doesn’t mean anything, nothing wrong with adding a motorcycle and wifi into the mix

[hieronymus-botch]

Everyone should live like their ancestors did 1000 years ago but with the addition of wifi tbh

[the-everything-man]

Adapt. Survive.

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

Mongolia will be the only functioning society after we descend into the Mad Max Era, they are already ready

[perhapsarat]

there will never be another headline that comes close to comparing with this

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[welcome2khaos]

oh god why is this me lol help

[olivialovesleggings-deactivated]

I’m so glad this came back into my life

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

ahahahahahahah omg 

[theauspolchronicles]

What the fuck is going on?

[theauspolchronicles]

Scott Morrison has been chosen to be the next Prime Minister in a party room meeting, thus ousting Malcolm Turnbull.

He won 45 to 40 votes, defeating Julie Bishop and Peter Dutton.

It’s unclear is Turnbull will resign from Parliament, forcing a by-election and threatening Morrison’s one seat majority, or wait.

Josh Frydenberg to be the deputy.

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