Man of slightly harder steel

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[wh40kartwork]

Daughter Of The Emperor

by Ivana Abbate

[the-everything-man]

That's Doc Seismic.

[the-everything-man]

Hi. I noticed my mongolian post made it's rounds on twitter and now people are following me here.

I'll try and be a funny man here as well, I guess.

[bestgrrl]

i fixed it 😌

[the-everything-man]

They take turns

[rlyehtaxidermist]

the biggest problem with writing fantasy in english is that there's really no alternate universe phrasing that carries the exact tone and context to the reader as "jesus fucking christ"

[the-everything-man]

"Good fucking lord" works in any setting.

[sciclone]

[the-everything-man]

That’s a really uncomfortable way to play, the set comes with foot pedals for speed and breaks.

[arcadebroke]

[lunaticobscurity]

[the-everything-man]

Minky Momo gets fucking smeared by a toy truck.

[the-everything-man]

Just a question do you approve of Book burning in general or just books you deem problematic? What about books you do approve of, is it ok in your eyes to burn these books even if you see nothing wrong with them? And what would you do with people who write problematic material. Censorship, prison what will that lead to? What if someone suggests that the next step should be tossing the problematic authors in the fire right alongside their books would you still approve?

[front-line-head-line]

Thought of the Day: Mercy is a sign of weakness.

[the-everything-man]

DKoK, lmao

[methed-up-marxist-deactivated20]

[the-everything-man]

More art of my wife, please.

[huffylemon]

[triviallytrue]

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

[friendshapedhole]

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

[triviallytrue]

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

[max1461]

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

[triviallytrue]

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

[ghostpalmtechnique]

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

[triviallytrue]

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

[nightingalesoul]

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

[bermuda-n-drangle]

fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard

[the-everything-man]

Me bring gorilla banana. Gorilla me friend.

[katatonicimpression]

Blade will turn up to a party but point blank refuse to have fun.

I can respect that.

[hellyesbro]

[the-everything-man]

Remember that part where the dude saw the bodies hanging from the ceiling and went in anyway?

[skunts-own-truth]

Space Marine Chapters be like:

[the-everything-man]

Battletech Clans

[idealmombody]

wizard council can suck my knob I’m joining up with the spellsword guild

[the-everything-man]

those are the same guys, dummy

[orangefjuice]

Magical Girl is a gender neutral term/title by the way. Like girlboss, if so inclined we can all embrace our inner magical girl.

[the-everything-man]

Very false

The male version is “Tokusatsu"

[orangefjuice]

you need to open your mind and heart

dont worry, we can, together. with the power of friendship

take my hand

[the-everything-man]

I’ll die on this hill, homie.

[orangefjuice]

Magical Girl is a gender neutral term/title by the way. Like girlboss, if so inclined we can all embrace our inner magical girl.

[the-everything-man]

Very false

The male version is “Tokusatsu"

[rainydayscore]

If you have trouble reading books, here’s some advice.

Get yourself a cheap mp3 player, like £10 or something. Put a bunch of music on it, instrumental only. No lyrics or narration, not even in another language or fake language, your brain will still recognise it as words. Preferably some calm music rather than something like metal but it’s upto you. Now grab your book or e-reader and mp3 player, relocate to another room of the house, leave your laptop and phone behind so they won’t distract you. Put your ear buds or headphones on and start reading.

Now you won’t be distracted by social media and instant messaging apps, and the music will help block out noises and such.

[the-everything-man]

Download the audiobook version and then read a long.

[cop-disliker69]

[the-everything-man]

The conquistadoring part.