it’s june I desperately need to stop wasting time
we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS
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Stranger Things
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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we're not kids anymore.

if i look back, i am lost

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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it’s june I desperately need to stop wasting time
we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS
Happy Natalie Scatorccio mugshot day!
me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian
Truest thing ever unfortunately
I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized
But they have to go first bc I’m scared
What the fuck has my fyp become because none of that is for ME
*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool
BIG. ASS. BEER 🔊🔊🔊🔊
me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."
i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars
Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out
got a lovehate relationship with routine and repetition. yes if you put me in a repetitive situation i will start chewing on myself like a caged animal. but also no if you interrupt my self imposed routines i will start crying. this has made me so super good at being in the workforce #trust
crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.
scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close
OK so im a frog and the water is warm now. i swear it was cold a while ago but now its warm and i dont know when or why. But it's probably not gonna get any warmer
just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it
accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem