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I asked for Meghan knees and got Gertrude knees instead -Manufactured in ‘97-

[everythingfox]

little pingus

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[hiveswap]

His slutty looks and abandonment issues have captivated me

[putridcowboy]

Why did we ever stop wearing 18th century clothing

[marzipanandminutiae]

to wear 19th century clothing you Georgian rake

[autisticraptor]

The vampires are fighting

[fishwitches]

WOOSH! Your dashboard is now cleansed! Rb for good luck 👀

[everythingfox]

Meep

(via)

[korevoid-deactivated20220529]

I could never love someone who could love someone like me

[justcatposts]

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

(via)

[hottiewitabloggie]

they’re? just? sitting there ???

[ladycavalier]

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

[socialistexan]

[crtter]

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.

[firefox-official]

“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

[firefox-official]

“that character is irredeemable” god i hope so. i hope they get worse

[halorvic]

how have you been?

[halorvic]

Update:

[halorvic]

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🎉

[local-flower-girl]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 13/? Fandom: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sephiroth/Reader, Sephiroth & reader, Sephiroth (Compilation of FFVII)/Reader Characters: Sephiroth, Genesis Rhapsodos, Zack Fair, Angeal Hewley, Lazard Deusericus, Cloud Strife Additional Tags: Eventual Smut, Teasing, Friends to Lovers, Midgar, Shinra, Second Class Soldier Reader, romance tropes, Romance, Eventual Sex, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Attempt at Humor, Embarrassment, Flirting, Crisis Core, Sephiroth plays Piano, awkward moments, Awkward Shower Scene, Slow Burn, Sane Sephiroth (Compilation of FFVII), Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Fluff and Angst, Angst

Summary:

(Original Title: Well… This is Embarrassing) You are a Second Class Shinra Soldier aspiring to become First Class. As a talented individual that shows commitment and promise, the great silver haired General has decided to take you under his wing to mentor you. Initially it feels like a dream come true to be trained by the person you have always admired and adored… that is, until you get to know him. Making a complete fool of yourself is surprising easy, since embarrassment just seems to be a daily occurrence for a female SOLDIER. Dealing with Sephiroth’s quirks will undoubtedly be a slow burn of sexual tension and amounting unspoken feelings. Likewise, sharing an apartment with the vivaciously, loveable Zack Fair will certainly have its moments.

What’s not to love about a seriously slow burn with plenty of escapades, romantic tropes and a bit of angst thrown in for good measure?

[depsidase]

[maxkirin]

What is your favorite type of character to write? 📝💭

[rxkuyo]

Devil May Cry 5 ▶ Vergil｛11/∞｝

[sosuperawesome]

Feefal on Instagram / Tumblr

[jellyfishbreaths]

some purples

[mspectral]

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[brunhiddensmusings]

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

[nevercure]

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

[brunhiddensmusings]

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

[owengrose]

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

[bossymarmalade]

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

[stelamaris]

[unamedwatcher]

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

[randomslasher]

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

[ironwoman359]

Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god

[holykryptonitekitten]

Snoop is legit; don’t come for him. 

[nuggsmum]

He also did an episode of Storybots and my kids adore the computer man. Which is wild to me. Cuz I remember gangster rap Snoop. And we love and support Snoop in this house.

[ijustwannagobacktosleep]

Love him, great man

[fanwithoutaplan]

plizzanet earth

[prismatic-bell]

Hozier is the peak of good white masculinity. Snoop is the peak of good Black masculinity, and on top of what Hozier does, Snoop adds something a lot of Black children never get to see—you can be a man, you can have “cred,” you can be cool, and also know how to make cookies. (Hozier is great, but he’s never been cool a day in his life and he freely admits this. The two of them have very different kinds of good masculinity both culturally and personally.)

There’s this idea—and the tweet opening this thread exemplifies it—that being “gangsta” means being self-absorbed, materialistic, and violent. Snoop is just like “nah, I have bling and street talk and I’m higher than a kite and also I love my kids and cooking and FUCK your toxic masculinity,” and that’s an important message. You can have the look, if you like the look, but you don’t have to be a stereotype to have the look.

[anastasian-dreamer]

“You can have the look, if you like the look, but you don’t have to be a stereotype to have the look.”

I don’t think anyone has ever said that better.

[snootyfoxfashion]

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