Sammy

You're stuck with me Skyguy

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[ruxiecat121]

I tell you this made me laugh way harder than it should have...

[ask-frostiron-blog1]

Person: Your writing is so good!

Me:

[toboldlywrite]

You have been visited by the Thor of Positivity™! Take pride in your work and be confident in it! It may not be perfect but he knows you are working very hard and pouring your passion into it and therefore it is a Good Thing. 

[melifair]

THE THOR OF POSITIVITY SHALL NOW AND FOREVER MORE BE THE BEST THING EVER

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

why is bob short for robert

[myutsuumoved-deactivated2014052]

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

[wivernryder]

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

[myutsuumoved-deactivated2014052]

you ask him nicely

[aimozz]

you ask him nicely

[tinyemobitch]

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

[ryanashle-deactivated20151211]

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

[stormfire710]

Dick Hunter

[justadreaminghufflepuff]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[blackgirlsreverything]

[emmaharwoods]

Rihanna performing at Super Bowl LVII.

[skeletorishot]

click here to read more

more

[cpunkhobie]

[omg-whathaveidone-deactivated20]

Be gentle.

[ejacutastic]

life: you need to make a single phone call

me:

[ejacutastic]

made the phone call

[bronwynn]

[fotobilog]

[iwillreadyourbooks]

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

[rebelmeg]

I just sat here and waited for a pixel penguin to waddle across my screen, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[insertchaoticenbyname]

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

[luna-writes-stuff]

[thediktatortot]

PSA to New Tumblr Users

DON'T CENSOR YOUR TAGS. DON'T.

Write out 'Suicide' Write out 'Rape' Write out 'Abuse' & 'Assault' & 'Gore'

If you don't use the real words in your tags? People won't be able to filter those out and stay SAFE.

You need to tag properly to keep everyone safe.

Don't water down warnings just because social media has trained you to water them down.

[hazel2468]

Seriously guys. I know a lot of y’all newbies (welcome, by the way!) are coming from places where you get in trouble for just typing those words out.

But here, our tagging and filtering DEPENDS on y’all using the actual words. You’re not going to get in trouble for saying them. Using the full and proper word is what will allow you, and your fellows, to curate your experience well.

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[nicostiel]

#this had to be done

[missholson]

The Great Muppet Caper (1981) dir. Jim Henson

[wethekeegsta]

@grandtheftflora2electricboogaloo​

glad I’m not the only one with that thought

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

and he’s gonna get that

[aaronexplainsitall]

i wish i was illiterate