Sam!!/Samuel!!

He/They, Minor, 🌈♾️ You're going to fall into a hole that you made for me.

[sammy-mayhew]

Woo new intro cause I'm bored

• Hii, I'm Samuel! But you can just call me Sam.

• I'm a minor and use He/They pronouns.

• I have a lot of interests but my current ones are DFTM, Gravity Falls, BATIM, Superstore, The Office, Salad Fingers, and FNAF

• If you want to get to know me, just send me a DM!! I'm completely fine with it!

• I don't have a specific music taste, if I like the song I'll listen to it. I'm open to new song suggestions!!

• DNI: basic dni criteria, people that associate with cagneyblooms, 18+ people

• oh yeah forgot to mention I'm the 1# SpongeBob fan.

• use tonetags around me please! Especially when typing in lowercase, sometimes it seems like people are pissed at me when they do. Would be appreciated to use them!

• undiagnosed autism, will get diagnosed as soon as I can

• I have like two braincells. When they rub together they create a spark. That's a thought of mine. They're currently far apart.

• Working on a few scripts for Films. We'll see how it works out!

• yeah I don't think there's anything else to add YAY

[crabussy]

hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me

[sammy-mayhew]

Yellow Guy would fucking hate this bro

[sammy-mayhew]

Do you like little girls who go by the name Cagney or paige

I get you‘re paige‘s friend and probably think this is funny but i do not need any allegations up my ass because you think making jokes about liking little girls is silly 🫩

Paige is literally my little sister and Cagney is older than I am. At LEAST try doing a tiny bit of research before going „LOL XD HAHA PEDOPHILE JOKE!!!“ some of ya‘ll americans are getting tiring for real

[sammy-mayhew]

Forgot to post this but...

I have lore for him I swear (oc lore but shh)

[pinkygirlcat]

Aleksandra oc new female:of course my honey sweetie your be a fine

[sammy-mayhew]

SO MANY PEOPLE ARE INTERACTING WITH THIS POST ALL OF A SUDDEN LMAO but awww, is Aleksandra a general oc or was she made for this fandom? :3

[pinkygirlcat]

Because it's a oc new Julian and friends fandom oc @sammy-mayhew :3

[sammy-mayhew]

AWWW SHE’S SO CUTE

[sammy-mayhew]

Hi gang!

I am getting too tired of the anon hate, and since I figured if I turn those off, they'd prob js make alt accounts with random users that wouldn't help me associate the accounts with anyone, so I found a different solution!

Moving to a different account, hooray! I won't put my new accounts user in here because I'll prob be tracked down again, but if any of my moots want to follow me on my new account, just DM me (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

This account will probably be inactive, unless I post something every now and then, but that's gonna be it for the journey of sammy-mayhew...

[sammy-mayhew]

Bro stfu 😭

I got sent this "poem" THREE TIMES. It gets to a point. Do y'all really giggle and feel like you're at your peak in life when you do this

Can y'all stop harassing a 16 year old please ✊🏼😞 if ts is about drama that happened that was probably like two YEARS AGO. Now's a lil late to continue this dontcha think...

[the-real-save-point]

who in the actual fuck do you think you are.

[the-real-save-point]

Oh No You Don't Mother Fucker

[the-real-save-point]

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i don't think you understand how this feels to me. it is genuinely as if i am being stabbed in the chest whenever shit like this happens, or i see something of tygabe. it makes me want to vomit. it makes me feel completely worthless, because i've dedicated everything, every atom of my mind, to loving Tycho. truly loving Tycho. i'm the only one he truly loves. i'm the only one that actually sees him. this person only treats him like an object, and still acts like she's infinitely better than me and deserves all the attention ever when she fucking DOESN'T. she'll NEVER be as good to him as i am. she'll NEVER understand what it feels like to feel a connection through every conceivable universe with the same soul. she will never be better than me.

[sammy-mayhew]

I don't get ppl that just beef about this shit just cause they think they're sly with it

Ignore em, I get how you feel, it's seriously not that fucking difficult to just. NOT push the repost button...and NOT send out a paragraph.... Bruh.

[sammy-mayhew]

This is a WIP but. I improved with my art I think!! I'm really proud of myself

I thank my wacom graphic tablet for my improvement

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

[venusrrvelez]

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

[sapphireclawe]

I love this too much.

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

Reblog to get to look at a cool rock from the High Geologist

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

This is all part of The Tumblr Experience

[sammy-mayhew]

Jared was my pfp for like a YEAR. Time to switch things up...

[sammy-mayhew]

im not okay guys.

anyway he's my little cute critter awwww

i hate what the show did to him in my au he lives a happy normal life cause he DESERVES IT.

i also gave him a redesign and drew oc x canon art with him. im a little cooked guys.

[critterishere]

Hii Critter, you have real tasty art, I don’t have a Postal request but I was wondering if you could draw the Smile Demon from Smile? You can do whatever you want with it, I just like to see it in your style if it’s cool with you

Thank you! \(^_^)/

I barely know anything about this movie,, but ojh,, muy god… (grips my liver tightly) are ,, they single? (coughs and dies) ((I really like this design))

[sammy-mayhew]

OH MY GOD MY WIFE. 🤤🤤

[sammy-mayhew]

You got your friends to harass someone through inbox? Because I remember someone telling me about it.

I did not actually! They might've done shit on their own, but I don't get my friends to harass others. I either settle things with said person alone, or if they don't want to, I leave them be. I genuinely have no recollection of ever doing this!

[just-a-random-bakugo-stan]

The amazing digital circus episode 5 spoilers without context

[sammy-mayhew]

I love the smile franchise so much.

The debate about whether Morris is real or not gets me HEATED man.

Morris tells Skye that his brother was also in the smile virus chain, "8 people before her". So, rewatched smile to try and see who the other victims were before her.

We don't even know if Morris' brother is real. I counted the victims, they only show the 7th person before Skye. I'll count them from the newest victim to the oldest.

1. Lewis Fregoli

2. Joel

3. Rose Cotter

4. Laura Weaver

5. Gabriel Muñoz

6. Angela Powell

7. The mystery man that cut himself open with sheers.

That's all it backtracks to, before Rose asks Joel if he has a printer so she can print out some incidents.

We know Morris' brother ripped his jaw off with a crowbar. I tried looking for anyone that looks like him in the scene where Rose had all the pictures spread out on a table. The one before the fake Madeline appeared in her home. And I couldn't find it.

I tried so hard to find any clues of Morris' brother's existence, but NOTHING. which makes it even worse for me since I think he's real..

Fuck you Parker Finn for being too good at this

[sammy-mayhew]

You cannot be telling me to get off anon. I know you do the same. You’re not the cool kids.

I don't actually! I haven't used anon asks in like, a year or two, I have no clue. I don't harass people through them.

[sammy-mayhew]

Something is coming

Sending this twice is crazy

Also is this a threat or a surprise

If you threaten me at least man up to it and stop using anon brah, that's what the cool kids do