Gayest professor of all time

Don't expect much from lil ol'me :) Took "He's literally me" a bit too seriously

[sammysprivatecorner]

In the midst of watching the West End digital ticket, I just finished Sams song, and here are my thoughts so far on the different Hidgens we've been given so far:

Iván's Hidgens - That's my son. I love him.

Will's Hidgens - I want him carnally.

Jeff's Hidgens - I can't tell if I want him to be my dad or my uncle

Robert's Hidgens - I still like him, just not as much as the others.

Yes. I know, Robert did some really shitty stuff, but this is about the character NOT the actor himself.

[sammysprivatecorner]

I FORGOT ABOUT HONEY QUEEN FUCK

Nick's Hidgens - I wanna fund his musical bro... I love how he speaks!!!

[sammysprivatecorner]

Call me greedy, but all I want from Starkid is a proper production of Workin' Boys. I really want to see Henry's vision. I'll die happy when I can properly see Workin' Boys: A New Musical.

[sammysprivatecorner]

I like to think Henry was the teacher of Hatchetfield High's drama club until probably getting fired or something.

The thought is just really amusing to me lol

[marsizalien]

he kept making students cry and then acting like nothing happened when deciding to play zip zap zop right after

[sammysprivatecorner]

The fact that it's Zip Zap Zop specifically too... I love it lmao

No one:

Professor Hidgens:

- Makes a girl cry

- Instead of talking about it plays a fuckass game with his students

[the-cowboy-yellow]

WHY IS YELLOW VIOLENCE AT AN ALL TIME HIGH RIGHT NOW

[sammysprivatecorner]

WHY ARE WE ABUSING THE BOY 💔

[sammysprivatecorner]

THE TENNA FIGURE IS HERE YIPPI YAY YAEY YIPPIE!!!

THey were NOT kindding when they say the King of SLIGHTLY bendable limbs. He is very stiff, though he literally did show up a few MINITES ago, so yea no shit.

[the-cowboy-yellow]

If watch back the thing to be told, what about front watch not the back?????

Well I…

I ain’t too sure about that…

Yer right, if im watching my back then- who’s watchin’ my front?!

[sammysprivatecorner]

I can watch your front for you!! 🫡

[kolossos-om]

Brother I need help, my alan has gained a portal gun

You're fucked. Godspeed soldier. *runs upwards into the stars and out of our solar system*

[ask-lord-x]

If you need help because Alan can teleport, you kind of just suck.

Just take it from him.

Cut off his hands so he can't use it.

It's not that hard.

[sammysprivatecorner]

I mean, bro can't really DO anything unless there are surfaces pained with crushed up moon rocks, because those are the only really good portalable surfaces.

[ask-lord-x]

They moon rocks aren't necessarily required, they're just extra good at conducting portals.

Also don't fucking mansplain to me I'm God.

[sammysprivatecorner]

Bestie I ain't mainsplaining to YOU I'm mainsplaining to the anon. I respect you too much to do that

Also fair point, I forgot about that.

[kolossos-om]

Brother I need help, my alan has gained a portal gun

You're fucked. Godspeed soldier. *runs upwards into the stars and out of our solar system*

[ask-lord-x]

If you need help because Alan can teleport, you kind of just suck.

Just take it from him.

Cut off his hands so he can't use it.

It's not that hard.

[sammysprivatecorner]

I mean, bro can't really DO anything unless there are surfaces pained with crushed up moon rocks, because those are the only really good portalable surfaces.

[ask-lord-x]

They moon rocks aren't necessarily required, they're just extra good at conducting portals.

Also don't fucking mansplain to me I'm God.

[sammysprivatecorner]

Bestie I ain't mainsplaining to YOU I'm mainsplaining to the anon. I respect you too much to do that

Also fair point, I forgot about that.

[kolossos-om]

Brother I need help, my alan has gained a portal gun

You're fucked. Godspeed soldier. *runs upwards into the stars and out of our solar system*

[ask-lord-x]

If you need help because Alan can teleport, you kind of just suck.

Just take it from him.

Cut off his hands so he can't use it.

It's not that hard.

[sammysprivatecorner]

I mean, bro can't really DO anything unless there are surfaces pained with crushed up moon rocks, because those are the only really good portalable surfaces.

[sammysprivatecorner]

I like to think Henry was the teacher of Hatchetfield High's drama club until probably getting fired or something.

The thought is just really amusing to me lol

[ask-lord-x]

Asking for a friend

Can you turn into a tentacle monster?

If I wanted to, I guess.

[awobbles]

X don’t do it I think it’s a trap-

[ask-lord-x]

I COULD, but I wouldn't.

[sammysprivatecorner]

The temptation to make the worst joke known to man

(Hi I'm the guy who made the Trix blog lmao)

[ask-lord-x]

(i know I'm following you on my main, which isn't this one, surprisingly, despite it having almost the exact same amount of followers despite being made a week apart)

Do it

Make the joke, give in.

[sammysprivatecorner]

Cough cough BET.

IBETTRIXWOULDLIKETOSEETHAT

[ask-lord-x]

Asking for a friend

Can you turn into a tentacle monster?

If I wanted to, I guess.

[awobbles]

X don’t do it I think it’s a trap-

[ask-lord-x]

I COULD, but I wouldn't.

[sammysprivatecorner]

The temptation to make the worst joke known to man

(Hi I'm the guy who made the Trix blog lmao)

[sammysprivatecorner]

In the midst of watching the West End digital ticket, I just finished Sams song, and here are my thoughts so far on the different Hidgens we've been given so far:

Iván's Hidgens - That's my son. I love him.

Will's Hidgens - I want him carnally.

Jeff's Hidgens - I can't tell if I want him to be my dad or my uncle

Robert's Hidgens - I still like him, just not as much as the others.

Yes. I know, Robert did some really shitty stuff, but this is about the character NOT the actor himself.

[rooksilver]

lets play a game

to clarify, they are fighting to the death

my personal picks would be miss holloway, paul, duke, becky and hidgens

[sammysprivatecorner]

My lil card thing :3

Explanations:

Miss. Holloway - I don't think I need to explain why bro she's probably one of the most powerful mofuckers in the universe of Hatchetfield

Paul - Man is determined enough to live and was able to get through an entire musical apocalypse. He wouldda been fine if he didn't go out with Bill ngl.

Tom - BRO HAS TRAINING FOR SHIT LIKE THIS. Unless he... "Remembers bad things vividly" he'd make it out alive

Becky - HAS KILLED A BITCH. She is VERY determined and ontop of her shit when she needs to be

Hidge - Fav character privlages. But seriously, Hidgens may be insane, but he knows how to work a gun and has been preparing for an apocalypse, I'm sure he has shit that could kill a man instantly in that lab thing of his.

[kurubyz-x0]

My blue vent art

EVERYWHERE IN MY TWITTER FYP I SEE BLUE ASHY, WHITE, CIS FEMALE, WHITE, ASHY, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE-

Such a travesty of a man.. born with the most radiant of blue now being portrayed with such whiteness that causes a single leaf to wither..

[sammysprivatecorner]

DELTARUNE SPOILERS!

Nothing too heavy, just two new characters I really like

I LOVE YELLOW AND BLUEEEEE THEY'RE SO CUUUUUUUTEEEEE

Can't wait til my boyfriend gets to see chapter 5 so I can accost him with Blue and Yellow

[sammysprivatecorner]

DELTARUNE CH 5 SPOILERS!!

Weird route included!

UHMMMM... OKAY, so first off, YELLOW AND BLUE ARE MY FAVORITES THIS CHAPTER I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, SPECIFICALLY YELLOW HE'S SO HIMBO

Flowery, you piece of shit I hate you/j

Tenna is still my favorite boss, uhmm i love him so much he's my little baby <3 anywaay CHAPTER 5 STUFF NOT 3

Omg first chapter where Kris doesn't remove their soul in the end??? Wowwie!

WEIRD ROUTE THOUGHTS

.... THEY FUCKING KILLED THEMSELVES?????? WHAT????

The music in that moment though, when we get Noelle telling Kris how she feels like someone else was moving her body and such, was so peeeeak it sounded so awesomeeeeeeee

I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED It was SO INTERESTING seeing Noelle go.. Kinda fucking APE SHIT

And, also the fact Noelle has just been THINKING about that shit? Wild, not to mention she remembers that telepathy works for communication.

Her starting to talk is her head when said head is under the water is so... AUGH SOO FJSNFHSKDJW

Anyway, thus concludes my thoughts on Deltarune chapter 5.