i'm making jokes so i dont drown

sammy. 29. he/him i like movies, musicals, tv shows and cats

[navysealt4t]

i was just scrolling through petfindr as i do and look at who i found

they’re beautiful.

[legendoftherisingtide]

[gallusrostromegalus]

Contemporary Mungojerry and GenZer Rumpleteaser.

[patrik-star]

When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip

[kaijuno]

when the,. when,, then the pu, the pus, when - when you- the

[cheeselegstheblog]

[akumeoy]

executive dysfunction is inherently funny because it sounds so painfully fake that it wraps back around to being a good excuse. like if i was lying about not being able to do stuff, i would at least be able to come up with something more convincing than "i have not doing stuff syndrome"

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Quick shoutout to everyone whose disability directly conflicts with their passion.

People who love light and color and photography but have extremely sensitive eyes. People who love food but have digestive disorders and intolerances. People who would play every instrument they could get their hands on but lack dexterity and muscle strength to play. People who can’t make themselves focus long enough to study the field they want to be in. People who want to paint and draw and sculpt but can’t coordinate their hands well enough, or cramp up every time they hold a brush/pencil/tool. People across all passions who face a massive barrier to learning because following a set of instructions is difficult when they don’t feel specific enough.

There’s nothing more frustrating than knowing you’d be good at something and that it’s not your fault you can’t prove it. Especially in a world that seems to only recognize top level picture perfect talent at all times. Your passion isn’t negated by not being able to follow it, and neither is your potential. You’re not lazy. Do what you can and fuck ‘em if they think it’s not good enough.

[nessa007]

TAYLOR SWIFT The Eras Tour Concert Film (Official Trailer)

[dorkfail-deactivated20241107]

[waymond-wang]

SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (2023) dir. Joaquim Dos Santos, Justin K. Thompson, & Kemp Powers ↳ Everyone keeps telling me how my story is supposed to go. ↳ INSP.

[handweavers]

every night to fall asleep my mom exclusively watches ghosthunter type youtube videos that are titled like CREEPY NIGHT IN HAUNTED CASTLE FOOTAGE OWNER DIED AFTER THIS and she wears a cpap so she has to blast the audio so she can hear it over the machine so at night all i hear from her room is like people screaming and crying and clanging noises and shaky cam footage people tripping and running and whenever i look in she's just like honk shoo honk shoo mimimimi

[huffylemon]

[milesgmoralles]

Barbie (2023) + the internet

bonus:

[tomshiddles]

@giftober 2023 | day 8: funny The Mandalorian Chapter 4: Sanctuary

[magnusedom]

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) dir. Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert

[spuffygifs]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | S4E2: Living Conditions

[detectivehole]

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

[keendle]

*fucking towel burritos you*

get socialized idiot

[pinesourcearchive-deactivated20]

Chris Pine as Edgin Darvis and Sophia Lillis as Doric in Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)

[letoghanima]

FLORENCE PUGH as YELENA BELOVA Hawkeye (2021) 1.05: Ronin dir. Bert & Berti