A Basterd For All Seasons

Born To Lose, Live To Win

[falseknees]

Be yourself

[jayadonisg]

[tequilaandtiramisu]

A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.

[spicyjamaicanpatty-deactivated2]

this cartoon works at target clearly

[horrorsoflife]

[midnightmurdershow]

Romeo + Juliet (1996) Directed by Baz Luhrmann

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

so fun fact yall. A certain someone splurged out the cash to get this remastered with illumination, what do yall think?

[sapphic-matriarchy]

someday archeologists are gonna find this. 

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

which is why i made things like the soft taco just as detailed as the emblems of thor (goat, hammer, rune) and loki (Baldersbrow holding back the fenriswolf, Jörmungandr, rune) 

[dollsofthe1960s]

Vintage Dolly Parton Looks

[jupinababe]

A LEGEND. Non-Problematic fav.

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

[i-alwayslikedstrangecharacters]

Happy Days After Killing 🎃🔪

[welcometoyouredoom]

Happy Labor Day

[zumzeig]

[tranarchist]

[leslieonlyspeaksbear]

Visit Original Link

Rude and Reckless - The Slackers

[steampunktendencies]

Alex Chinneck Transforms An Antique Grandfather Clock Into A Flexible Sculpture 

[weirdlandtv]

[emilyraustin]

[towlersnow-deactivated20210528]

This seems like something everyone should know if they’re in the sciences and/or interested in reading scientific papers.

[artandoddities]

By @liva.pakalne.