samo bullshit

We're a band. A marauding band of infant toddlers, wreaking havoc on your daycare-less city states. Impound us or perish. We are friends and this is where we're documenting it. We make music. We are post-racial. We are a single pandrognyous entity. We are currently two strong.

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almost here

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winter is coming

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Us vs. Die Antwoord

Dis Iz Why I'm Hot

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tall skyler

small sam

(w/ cousins and brothers)

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It's also the anniversary of Michael Jackson's death.  So while today is the best, it's also the worst.

By the by, MJ died on Half-Christmas.  James Brown died on actual Christmas.

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It's here!  It's finally here!

Half-Christmas.  Only six more smooth months til that finest of days.

awww shit.

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From HIP HOP REMIXES VOL.1 download the torrent here: or a .zip from dropbox here:

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jimmy smits

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it's like this too

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it's like this

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flattered

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With Half Christmas just around the corner, we couldn't wait any longer.  Here's Linus and Lucy, in honour of June 25th.

Download it here.  It's never too early to start shopping for Real Christmas.

We'll be catching snowflakes on our tongues soon enough.

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freshs tyle

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Here's a mash up of aphex twin and a bunch of motown artists.

Eat it up.

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COOL ICE

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resurrected

download herrr

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TRCKLST for OUR NEW RECORD!!

Samo Bullshit presents: A Barnaby Dillingsworth production, in partnership w/ Heinz, and a consortium of plangent consumers to be named later.

PUT YOUR TROUBLES IN A BUBBLE BATH!

1. Chiggidy Check Your Oven Before You Leave Yo House - feat. MC Ang Lee & The Wicked Dumps 2. Levar Burton Drowned But NOT For The Reason You're Thinking - prod. by Captain Bubble Butt & The Gosh-Darned You-Know-Whaties 3. Tube Tops, Tacos, Tanlines, Typhoid, Oh Well I Guess It's Summertime All Over Again - feat. The Macaroni Mamas (minus Lark Voorhies) & one of the guys that invented the kitchen desalinizer to render ocean water drinkable, patent pending 4. Track Pants Boner Patrol Squad - feat. DJ Rickshaw & The Sentient Dildeaus 5. Plenty Of Time To Blink When You're Dead - feat. Rod Torfelson & The Outspoken Eccentrics 6. Meet Me In Montauk - feat. The Ghost of Brad Renfro's Ghost 7. Cutlery Parachute (don't you bungle my skydive wedding, Carl) - feat. The Trench Coated Moustache Twisters (verses by Venetian Blinz & Lark Voorhies, guitar solo by Wolf Blitzer's daughter's work friend) 8. Put Your Troubles In A Bubble Bath - feat. Loco Luka Magnotta 9. What Would D. Boon Do? - feat. Dat$ Na$ty & Da Penis Tears 10. There's A Dark Bird Trapped In The Rafters Of My School Gym - feat. The Chattering Mandibles & Kramer vs. Kramer (which is two rakes in a jacuzzi w/ the lid down) 11. Licked It, Sticked It, Stamped It -OR- How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love New Heinz Purple Ketchup Despite My Better Judgement Because Gross - prod. by Donal Logue in Blade 1 12. The Man Who Sold The World (and whose subsequent junk-bond mortgage facilitated the 2008 financial collapse) - feat. Big Butt Betty, the dairy-fed bimbo, from three towns over 13. I Love The Girl With The Overcast Eyes - feat. Gandhi's old underwear sewn together by a curt Israeli woman

It drops on iTunes and Amazon June 1st, 2013!!!