Pure bred degenerate gentleman Little Aryan nigga

In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning, And the nightmare I had was as dark as can be. It scared me out of my wits, A corpse falling to bits. Then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was me.

[lolfactory]

[fukthisurl-blog]

His face. I’m dead

[crimsonsag-deactivated20170812]

Is this How To Catch a Predator or Jeopardy

[awesome-picz]

This Cat Has The Most Beautiful Eyes Ever.

[beardset]

Oh my fucking god the beauty

[wilwheaton]

This cat has expressed every single emotion I have ever felt.

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

smash that mf like for a frosty cold pepsi to fly out of your screen killing you instantly 

[capricornhumor]

[trellyworld]

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[uglysex]

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

Oh my god…….

[stickymangoes-deactivated201606]

LMFAO

[geeksquadgangbang-deactivated20]

[shirleyjacksons]

full offense but some of y’all just have to let people enjoy things

[shirleyjacksons]

there’s a line between constructive criticism and actively shitting on someone’s fun

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[samael]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

[bunny-poop]

i genuinely love this show

[badgalbling]

[princessrhcenyra]

[samolives]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[hho-hhe-deactivated20180716]

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

[soupdrag0n]

[Softly but with a lot of feeling] fuck

[justbadpuns]

At any given time, the urge to sing “the lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away