I’m reading on old superstitions and: “Do not go out collecting nuts on Sept 14th, holy Rood Day, as the devil will be out nutting too!” September 14th: the day the Devil nuts
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I’m reading on old superstitions and: “Do not go out collecting nuts on Sept 14th, holy Rood Day, as the devil will be out nutting too!” September 14th: the day the Devil nuts
HAPPY DEVIL NUT DAY
Does anybody else remember that episode of Justice League where Hades promises Felix Faust unlimited knowledge in exchange for freeing him from the Underworld but then uses a spell to rapidly age Faust and give him unceasing agony because "All Man can ever know is suffering"? Because I think about that scene a lot.
If you really want to know what type of person I am, look up DSM-5: Autism Spectrum Disorder, criterion B #4
Happy Mother's Day to all the single dads out there.
Every single year on Father’s Day, I see dozens of posts and tweets and statuses about the single mothers who had to be both parents for their kids. And they certainly deserve that recognition. But so do the single fathers who had to be both parents for their kids. I don’t remember ever having seen a posts or tweet or status on Mother’s Day for the single dads out there. So happy Mother’s Day, single fathers!
i love this wolf so much i had to draw him…..
The Easter Wolf takes the eggs. But will share if you pet.
the most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford
When the French and Spanish teachers decorate for Christmas.
once again it’s that time of year where my brother puts up the Holiday Decoration
Every year, this post surprises me and I laugh.
Merry Christmas from the 99 to you🎅🏻🎄💕
last christmas i told you my kink
but the very next day you shamed it away
the reason i secretly like holiday meet-cute movies is not because they're romantic. it's because of their ludicrous, BALLS TO THE WALL insistence that there are VERY REAL and VERY POWERFUL SUPERNATURAL FORCES that will go to ANY McFUCKIN LENGTH to make wishes come true. like i have seen less commitment to magic as a plot device in actual genre fantasy media. almost literally every holiday movie is like:
secretly tenderhearted heroine who puts on a chilly facade because of her previous Disappointments: oh well. i know it's silly to dream, because.... because holiday magic isn't... real
holiday magic, bolting upright in rage: the FUCK i AIN'T
secretly tenderhearted heroine who used to love christmas but hasn't been back to the farmhouse for years: i just don't have time to fall in love, especially not... at this time of year...
holiday magic, flinging her soulmate from a whole other century bodily over the windshield of her car: INCOMING, BITCH
She really just was like
Basically yeah uh huh yep precisely !
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Ok, so I’ve been thinking about Spiderverse, right? Like how people have this really awful headcanon that Miles steals his art supplies for whatever reason. But Miles has a really nice drawing desk in his room, right? And those things are really expensive, so his parents give him an allowance that let’s him buy art supplies and save up for a $300 drawing desk, or they bought it for him for his birthday or Christmas.
But I want to expand on that headcanon some more, because his mom and dad are a policeman and a nurse. Those aren’t high paying professions. They live in a nice house in a good neighborhood and send their son to a private school. This means they have a ton of bills and probably don’t have a lot left over.
While they can give him an allowance to spend on markers and sticker paper and stuff, they probably can’t afford to spend money on a fancy drawing desk, especially if he already has a perfectly good desk already that he does homework on or whatever.
But you know who doesn’t have those bills? Who in Spiderverse doesn’t have kids to send to private school and who lives in a really nice place that screams comfortable wealth? Who loves Miles and wants to support his hobby and has $300 to spend at the drop of a birthday?
Uncle Aaron.
OH OHHHHH
Uncle Aaron 1000% did this
Like, I can see Dad getting hard on Miles because he sees something in him - some kind of spark. And when he sees it’s for a creative skill, he’s a little at a loss. Because he doesn’t have the time or money to help fund this. (Take it from a girl who grew up dirt poor - the only stuff you get is in garage sales or what’s gonna get thrown out at school.)
So what is a dad to do? He starts by bringing home that old paper that looks like this:
Because hey - after they run reports and no longer need the end few bits, he takes it home for Miles do draw on. When Miles is little, he doesn’t notice the numbers or words printed on the other side of the paper. But when he gets older and wants to use paint and markers in his designs, that old ink on the back bleeds through, and he gets frustrated. So he used more intense saturated sharpies to block those out. And they bleed on everything. He has to stack five sheets together and tape them just to keep it from falling apart.
You know DAMN well that Aaron comes over to babysit Miles on a snow day when mom and dad can’t get outta work and sees all the little sharpie bleed marks on tables, on the floor, ALL OVER in Miles’ room.
Christmas morning, Miles’ mom and dad wake up to Miles screaming. Dad runs down the hall with his wife and busts down Miles’ door -
There’s a brand new art desk with a chair and all new supplies: markers, pencils, ink pens, and TONS of that good quality multi-media paper. Miles can’t contain his excitement.
Uncle Aaron walks in, jacket over his shoulder, brushing snow outta his hair. “Woah, Miles. Looks like someone put in a good word for at the North Pole, man.”
Miles launches himself into Aaron and topples him over. Miles’ mother is wiping her tears with a tissue. Dad inhales and coughs to stifle a tear. He looks down at Aaron, who is already look at him, and mouths “thanks”.
Aaron just smiles and nods.
Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.
it’s the holidays again and it’s time to bring back this bop!