cryptic™

till deactivation do us part | 21 | she/her

[archivalhaven]

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

[thecooler]

They should invent a falling asleep that is easy

[monstermouse]

invent a staying asleep that is also easy

[unwholesome-gay]

they should also invent a waking up that is easy

[lazyobject]

and invent a staying awake that is also easy

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[destiel-news-network]

(Source)

This comes one day after the archive changed their status to “Omega” for April Fools’ Day.

[spltlvlhous]

[i-am-a-fish]

I say things like meow and hell yeah when I'm happy

[dumdogs]

i want to interact with people more but what if they kill me

[somewillwin]

Can’t believe Pricefield is back on my screen in 2026

[the13thstar]

IDGAFFFFFF im saving chloe again

[depsidase]

[miiilowo]

Killing yourself shouldn't kill you. I should be able to die recreationally

[dogpuppy]

[itsjustelian]

Link Click is fun because I'll be so confident that I at least have a grasp on what's happening, and then Lu Guang attempts murder with powers he has never used before.

[gedref]

i can't believe kitty hat got killed off 😭

[vityaniks]

kitty hat was revived!!

[joyokosuka]

"i can't change the unmovable node of death but i can create a new node by killing someone" insane logic. we've gotta stop giving gay people cosmic power

[doublxpresso]

what do you mean it's not what happened

[lostgalaxyart]

All I can be is sorry

And that is all I am