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Small-time voice actor and artist. Gender-fluid and pansexual. No preferred pronouns in particular, we cool as long as you don't call me "it". Just be warned that my fandoms fluctuate, like a lot.

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i wish i could say “?????????????????” in real life. it would be very useful.

[samsonese]

The Home Improvement grunt

[jophiares]

THE WORLD BEGINS WITH YOU!!!! BITCH

[playtwewy]

[samsonese]

STOP ORDERING BEEF FRANKS

THERE ARE NO MORE ON THE GRILL BECAUSE IT’S 11:30 AT NIGHT, I HAVE TO MICROWAVE EACH INDIVIDUAL ONE I WILL FIGHT YOU RIGHT THERE IN THE PARKING LOT AND YOU WILL LOSE BECAUSE WORKING IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY HAS MADE ME BUFF AS FUCK BEING ON MY FEET 8 HOURS A DAY WHILE CARRYING SOCIETY ON MY SHOULDERS

[samsonese]

I wrote this post in a fit of frustration during my second month on the job. I somehow lasted 20 months at that job, even being promoted to shift manager for close to a year before I finally quit.

I have never been happier to be jobless.

[krudman]

Evo was very good this year

[prole-log]

[samsonese]

Just a few examples of things about the world that could easily be improved, but the fellas in power choose not to for some reason:

So many vacant houses that you could give every homeless person in America their own house and there would still be millions of empty ones

Restaurants just throwing out whatever doesn’t get sold by the end of the night because they’d rather waste food that’s still perfectly edible than give it to someone who can’t pay

Clean energy literally just falls out of the sky and can be harnessed at any time, yet harmful fossil fuels remain in use almost globally

Employers hiring too few people on purpose because they’d rather be short-staffed all the time than have to pay more than the bare minimum in payroll expenses

[toasteraaa]

Whiteboard Blantfred 🇦🇲

Young Blaise, isk why bit he turned out like Ryan Akagi from Infinity train 😭.

And last but not least Blaise smoking a fat one. Like Ralsei.

[teaboot]

Not to be a drooling socialist cuck, but if a full day's labour can't purchase three square meals, 24 hour's worth of rent and utilities, a fraction of a month's clothing budget, and a reasonable portion to be saved for when you can no longer comfortably work, what the fuck are we doing shit for

[samsonese]

PLAY LIVE A LIVE

Look I know plenty of you follow me for my Octopath posts so do yourself a favor and grab Live a Live when it comes out if you haven’t already played the Super Famicom version because I’ve said this before but Octopath is basically a spiritual successor to Live a Live to begin with so now that we’re getting an HD-2D remake of Live a Live we’ve more or less come full circle

God I can’t wait

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[thief-anon]

you know what? no *powers you off*

[the-brillo-pad]

Oh thank God finally i can sl

[thief-anon]

[samsonese]

STOP ORDERING BEEF FRANKS

THERE ARE NO MORE ON THE GRILL BECAUSE IT’S 11:30 AT NIGHT, I HAVE TO MICROWAVE EACH INDIVIDUAL ONE I WILL FIGHT YOU RIGHT THERE IN THE PARKING LOT AND YOU WILL LOSE BECAUSE WORKING IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY HAS MADE ME BUFF AS FUCK BEING ON MY FEET 8 HOURS A DAY WHILE CARRYING SOCIETY ON MY SHOULDERS

[samsonese]

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Stock up on antihistamines, because SPRING IS HERE!

[samsonese]

this post keeps coming back but never in spring when it’s relevant

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is really beautiful!!!

[highdio]

Araki on Eastwood, Jojonium Vol. 8.

[samsonese]

The truth comes out. Clint Eastwood wasn’t just talking to a chair. Obama’s Stand was sitting in that chair.

[samsonese]

i should be in bed since i’ve got a job interview in less than 12 hours but instead i’m making octobrave shitposts

[samsonese]

i got the job. ophilia and gloria are now officially good luck symbols

[samsonese]

i should be in bed since i’ve got a job interview in less than 12 hours but instead i’m making octobrave shitposts

[samsonese]

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