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Would the Belgian mafia kill people with chocolates and waffles? Any theories?

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Visit Original Link

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What the ever living fuck

[bugpicnic-deactivated20170417]

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost my sense of humor completely

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FUCK NOT THIS AGAIN

[momimnotdepressed]

The face you make when you’re about to kill someone that will satisfy the whole fandom

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[cute-anddeadly]

grandma knew what she was doing

[kingwithnocr0wn-deactivated2018]

Im the grandma

[sketchdeath]

why is grandma being interrogated behind him

[northern-storms-deactivated2022]

Grandma is doing the interrogation.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

[giraffodil]

This is like the opposite of clickbait.  The whole story is there.  Behold it.

[evilrashida]

Happy Beyoncé day y'all!!! 🐝

[reallymoments]

1) can we talk about how Michelle Obama is cool enough with Beyoncé to take time out of her cool ass life to do this?! Like they probably are texting buddies. Like how neat!

2) can someone please fix this where it says First Lady Michelle Obama?! I just feel like that’s her name from now on.

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[bace-jeleren]

[babyanimalgifs]

I’m begging you to look at this.

[adeles]

[ravenclawravings]

Ravenclaw: I miss summer already.

Hufflepuff: The long sunny days?

Ravenclaw: Ew,no.

Slytherin: The no school school aspect?

Ravenclaw: I miss staying up reading all night long.

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[wondervillain]

If you’re ever asked by a straight person who is your celebrity crush but you’re not out and your brain decides to take a vacation on lesbian island and you can’t come up with the name of a single man that was ever famous just say Chris. The other person will immediately say the Chris of their choice amongst the 50 that are famous and you just agree with them.

[witch-apologist]

Boost for closeted lgbt+ people

[awkward-20-something-deactivate]

Just fyi for gay men, the female equivalent of Chris is Jennifer.

[therecouldbecolorsandlove]

Like literally if you just say “Chris…oh man! I’m drawing a blank! What IS his last name???” People will give a last name! Just agree! Jennifer and Julia are excellent options for the female equivalent.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I’d also go with “Emma” since at least three Emmas are successful and generally-considered-attractive actresses.

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

Or just mention a franchise/popular tv series like “the girl from Captain America” or “he was on the Walking Dead.” They’ll provide you with the names of actors and actresses that way. Usually they’ll also point out the most attractive ones for you. 

[thenatsdorf]

Keanu Thieves (via mushroombirdornaments)

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The people running after him makes it funnier

[anybodyandsomebody]

One more reason to like Keanu

[tastefullyoffensive]

Photos by Chasity Lollis (via TheRealDerv)

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Sad Truth

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Scary truth.

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Posh truth

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sporty truth

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Baby truth

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Ginger truth

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