SamTheSlob

She/Her. 23. Demisexual. I reblog some NSFW stuff, but only from specific people I follow. Children be warned and go home.

[madame-helen]

[jumbo-the-mumbo]

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[awakefor48hours]

“We need to strive to be more accepting of POC” you guys can’t even handle religion.

[awakefor48hours]

White people, when it comes to religion you have to come to the realization that a lot of non-white cultures have a strong connection to religion. Religion isn’t just the thing that your parents used to be homophobic towards you. There’s millions of religions in the world and religion plays a big part in other cultures.

Also, Christianity and Catholicism aren’t the only religions in the world. Just grouping all of religions around the world and just watering it down to these two is not constructive.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

SO YOU WANT TO CROCHET THE FOX CARDIGAN

You know the one:

This post brought to you by @hollowedskin, who tagged me and said "Gayle might end up doing it."

Which, yes, it is on my list, but also, not right this second. However, I do love a bit of research, so here is what I found.

First of all, this sweater was made from this Mary Maxim pattern:

Which I was about 99% sure of when it popped up on ravelry, but then I found this youtuber who confirmed it:

I have not watched the whole video, and I don't think I've ever seen Michelle pop up on my recommendations, but looking at that thumbnail, her work looks fantastic. I'm gonna go watch the whole thing now and will report back if I am iffy. I doubt I will be.

NOTE: When she made the video, you could only get the pattern as part of a kit. This is no longer true. The link above is ONLY the pattern.

EDIT: Oh, wait, the eyes are different! So, the "official" version of the knitting pattern IS only available in a kit, but if you can tapestry, I think you can easily just adjust the eyes to be more open like they are in that version. But it is still 100% based very much on the wolf pattern.

If you don't want to watch a 40-minute video, buy the pattern and follow the gauge and the charts. I recommend single crochet because the original is done in stockinette but also because tapestry crochet (which is how you do this) looks cleanest in single crochet.

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[depsidase]

[therewithacamera]

10 hrs 28 mins in, creating a lace piece entirely from scratch. Pattern and pricking took about an hour and a half to design. I need to wind a minimum of 157 bobbins (78 pairs + a gimp). Mainly torchon ground with areas of clothstitch.

[drmistytang]

It'd been a few years since @DrZime and I made an Enchantress--the time had come to make another! DrZime repainted and rerooted her hair, and I made her outfit~! A winning combination, I'm so happy with how she came together!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4386591840/ooak-rescue-doll-disney-inspired

[depsidase]

[korunak]

christ in the wilderness, ivan kramskoy

[thatbitchsimone]

he looks like he needs a cigarette

[refuzz]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[midnightinthemagicmicagarden]

'Cause Something Nice Needs To Happen On A Monday!!!

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9"x 12" Tumblr Price $200, Etsy Price $600

Homeless Artist Price $150

22"x 30" Tumblr Price $900, Etsy Price $3600

Homeless Artist Price $450

[pastel-pink-psycho]

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[muffinlance]

Watching movies with small children is an EXPERIENCE, like tiny human, you have NO sense of story progression

Which is to say we put on the first How to Train Your Dragon

And at the dramatic "first flight" scene, two-year-old shouted "HIM FALL" and started SOBBING. She straight up thought that movie had murdered Hiccup and Toothless halfway through. Had to get double parental hugs and a constant stream of reassurances until they figured that whole flying thing out

All movies could be horror movies if your brain hasn't equipped Plot Armor to the protagonists

Anyway five-year-old is pleased to report that he "liked the part where the big dragon exploded"

[esmeralda-anistasia]

#Welcome to the action adventure genre my children#Five year old was VIBRATING through the climax like straight up legs kicking fists clenched#Had to be held by Spouse until we figured out he wasn't afraid#He was experiencing baby's first blood lust#Kid wanted that dragon DEAD and it HAPPENED and he was VIOLENTLY SATISFIED

[oldpaintings]

The Nun of Monza, 1865 by Mosè Bianchi (Italian, 1840--1904)

[quantummoonjune]

hot new reaction image just dropped

[lostinhistory]

‘We genuinely have too many potatoes, I cannot stress enough’: 42,000 pounds of free taters headed to Denver

Twenty-one tons of potatoes are up for grabs at Potato Palooza on Monday.

The nonprofit’s set to receive a donation of 21 tons of tubers this weekend from suppliers in the Midwest. Hoping to get the starchy vegetables to people in need, the nonprofit will host a “Potato Palooza” event on Monday in Park Hill. “Anyone is welcome to come. They can bring tote bags, wagons, you could back up your pickup truck if you wanted to,” Hissong said. The event is 9 a.m. to noon at the Park Hill Food Recovery Hub, 6090 East 39th Avenue, on July 27.

This is the dream

[wobblefloss]

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People near Denver, Colorado.

Potato alert. Potato alert.

Free food. Unlimited free potatoes.

Potato alert.

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This concludes this broadcast of the emergency potato system.