#Is this not what happened?!

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@samuelbyrne
#Is this not what happened?!
@benjamin-hastings @asherbendavid
mae kingston
Mae x Sam
Location: Cal’s
Mae sat at the bar, a round of beers and a shot already drowned by the two of them. Mae had met Sam last week, noticing he was usually there the same time she was every day after work. After a few days of noticing each other he offered to drink with her, at first she thought he might just be hitting on her but she didn’t mind, she liked free booze and he was hot. Surprisingly, all the people in this little town seemed to be. “Okay, I’ll take another shot after this article.” She said, her head buried in her stack of folders that sat upon the counter. She sipped at the last of her beer, her eyes glued to the last paragraph. “Almost.” She raised a finger slightly. “Okay, done.” She said as she circled a few words and added a note by them, something to go over with their author later. Mae tore her eyes from the page and settled them on Sam. “I’ll get the next round.” She winked at Sam before picking up the shot the bartender had just dropped off for them.
She slumped back in her seat after slamming the shot glass down on the table, no chaser needed. “Maybe I should take a break, I don’t even think I’ve made a dent.” She waved at the stack of files still needing to be edited, the small completed stack on the other side of her sitting menacingly. “How about a game of billiards?” She turned, stepping out of the stool and taking the few steps to the pool table. She dragged her fingers across the felt, rolling one of the balls away from her with a flick as she leaned against the table.
@samuelbyrne
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Crazy as his schedule was, Samuel somehow always landed at Cal’s. It was usually at the end of what felt like a hundred-hour week, but that never cheapened the taste of the mediocre beer that they’d had been peddling for years. The bar was like a universe that existed separately from the rest of Eureka. There were people inside- relationships, rivalries- that barely went acknowledged outside of the pubs dingy walls. Sam’s new friendship with a local journalist… Or was she an editor? Alas, she worked at the Tribune, and he’d spotted her in the bar one too many times by her lonesome, shuffling through papers. And sure, people were free to come to Cal’s and do whatever they wanted in those lonely, corner booth filled shadows. But if it were at all possible, drunk Samuel was considerably more plucky than he had been while sober. Pool stick at the ready, he’d marched right over and demanded retribution for all of the liquor that had gone un-shot by her. A few hours later, and it’s like they’ve been friends forever. After a number of beers, shots, and a rogue plate of fries, Mae, as she’d come to be known, suggested a game of pool. Ever ready to please, Sam followed her to the table, felt freshly brushed and ready for a new game. “You want to play billiards-” A tipsy Samuel mimicked Mae’s accent as best as he could, “- against moi?” He’d grinned, fingertips dragging along the edges of the table as he rounded it’s corner in Mae’s direction. “Will a devastating loss actually help you edit those articles better?” Sam laughed, almost mischievously.
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IMESSAGE 📲 Sammykins
Steph: What do you MEAN we're doing NOTHING to stop it? That's honestly slanderous and I'm now mad at you.
Steph: It was just drunk sex.
Steph: Now I'm even more pissed and angry at him.
Steph: I literally don't know how to be a sane woman right now.
Steph: You're a dude...tell me why dudes do this shit.
Sam: My dude consider who you're talking to
Sam: You could find yourself the smartest, smoothest, classiest guy you've ever met and deep down... he's still a dumbass. That's our curse
Sam: Throw a woman in the mix? Nah, we're done for
Sam: Doesn't sound like you're making it any easier for yourself though sis 😒
dotalimjan:
“Worm food? Oh please, vegan leather of that quality will outlive the both of us,” she retorted. Looking down had done a number on her sense of balance. Overpowered by vertigo, she swayed and veered to the left. Dottie held on for dear life, like one does when strapped into a roller-coaster after the ride operator tells you it’s his first day.
“Listen, buster! You’re gonna hope I don’t lose the other one,” she said. If she was going to die, she’d die while giving her Not So Prince Charming a piece of her mind. He wasn’t exactly her idea of a knight in shining armor, after all. “Next time this lady will hit the bullseye.”
Dottie tried to inchworm her way back to the base of the tree: butt up, elbows in, legs out, repeat. It felt like she must’ve inched back for miles, but it was really only a few millimeters. “Just come down from the tree? Oh, why didn’t I think of that!” she said, sarcastically. Dottie risked another glance at the ground. At the rate things were going, their back-and-forth was the only thing stopping her from bursting into tears. She was glad to see, however, the tuxedo kitten she tried saving was lurking around the tree. “What kind of knight in shining armor are ya, anyway?“
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Sam rolled his eyes. So. Hard. Vegan leather? Wasn’t that just a type of plastic? He could barely understand the fuss about the shoes. Somehow this woman had shimmied herself up into a tree in the middle of the day, and her main concern was the tacky boot she’d launched at his face. Naturally. “I honestly couldn’t care less about your damn shoes.” He huffed, professionalism disappearing on the wind. At least he wasn’t in uniform. “Why did you even wear them? Did you use the spikes to climb the tree? Was it worth it?” Samuel approached the broad trunk of the large maple tree, it’s branches broad and heavy. Lucky for the woman dangling from its arms, they looked hardy. Not likely to bust under her weight. Especially not with how hard she was clinging to the branch.
Samuel could call the fire department. They’d bring over a ladder and have her down in a matter of minutes. But… When has he ever done anything the easy way?
“I’m not a knight.” He’d grunted, before he threw his arms into the tree’s branches and began to climb himself.
katie birch:
Humboldt Coffee was not a hidden secret. Frankly, everyone knew it, and eventually everyone ended up at their door. But still, there were a few people whose faces were so familiar, whose timings were so routine that everyone in the store knew exactly to prep the drink in advance, so that as soon as they entered the building, the coffee was in their hand within 60 seconds. Sam Byrne was one of those people. And, as Katie had gone from serving him behind the till on a Saturday before he ran off to hang out with his friends aged sixteen, so she still looked out for him whenever she popped down for her own caffeine refuel.
On this day, her timing couldn’t have been better, hanging up the call she was on and pushing open the office door just as the man appeared through the other door, and as he joined the end of the queue, she disappeared off into the back kitchen, spotting the pastry already prepped aside with his name on it. God that poor girl, she had fallen from him hard by the looks of the little handwritten note. Not that Katie could judge, falling in love with the customers was just one of the perks of working on the till.
“Are you harassing the staff Byrne?” Katie asked, brow arched as she appeared from the back office, plate in hand ( she’d quickly binned the note beside it to spare the barista’s blushes ). “You know one day your freebie privileges are going to to run out”. But not today, and certainly not whilst Katie was there. With a quick nod to the young woman who had been serving him, Katie cancelled the payment and simply handed the plate over. “And a puppucino for the finest hound in the PD, I assume?” she asked, quickly moving to place a cup underneath the spout of the coffee filter. “Where is he by the way? You know you’re not supposed to leave dogs in cars right?”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah.” Sam laughed as Katie teased him, waving a hand as if to pass on her retort. “You’re the one who keeps hiring these fascinating barista’s.” He’d tossed a wink at the girl behind the counter before Katie shooed them off. He was absolutely incorrigible, and those closest to him knew it. Hell, he barely even tried to hide it anymore. Sam took the plate that the woman passed over the counter, and nodded quickly as she inquired about Champ. “Champ would be so upset if I returned without his ‘cino.” Dark brows rose over his gaze. “--and he’d never forgive you if he heard you referring to him as a dog.” Sam’s expression soured, as if to drive home his point. “How’s business anyhow?” He slid down the counter, making room for the patrons behind him. “Had some weird calls this week on this side of town. Guess Eureka’s finally catching up to the rest of the world.”
IMESSAGE 📲 Sammykins
Steph: Because Mason had a bruise on his face and a split lip. I assumed correctly that he and Wyatt got into a fight.
Steph: ...He did, but I had boxed wine and he came over to inspect the house a little bit.
Steph: I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.
Steph: Are we, the Byrne siblings, destined to have shitty lives forever?
Sam: boxed wine 🙄🙄
Sam: no wonder they're out on the streets throwing punches
Sam: we are most definitely destined to have shitty lives because we're doing absolutely nothing to stop it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sam: it's like an ADVENTURE
IMESSAGE 📲 Sammykins
Steph: Fun development!
Steph: Apparently! Mason and Wyatt were drunk at the same time somewhere and got into a fight. Wyatt called me a whore and Mason took up for me! What fun!
Steph: Now, how do I tell Mason that the day before this happened, I had sex with Wyatt?
Steph: Can I audition my life for Days of our Lives?
Sam: First of all, how did you find out about that before I did?? I'm an actual cop??
Sam: SECOND of all, what the actual FUCK Steph. Wym you banged Wyatt? Do I have amnesia or did he have some real shitty things to say about you?
Sam: If you're not careful you're going to cross over into ~Sam Byrne territory yourself
at ASHER’S PLACE, DOWNTOWN with @asherbendavid
Sam had a way about picking up strays and keeping them forever. Alright, so he’d never done such a thing with an animal. For some reason, this only seemed to work with humans. Nearly every close friend he’d had in his life had somehow just fallen into his lap. Those meaningful relationships that helped to mold him into a decent person? Pure chance. Coincidence. It was the same way he’d met both Asher and Benji. At different times, sure. But Eureka seemed to be the epicenter of small town, U.S.A. In what felt like record time, Sam was doing stuff like this… Showing up to Asher’s in the middle of the day with garbage food and so much coffee. It was a gesture. Kind of. One that, if you squinted, might have seemed like an apology of sorts. From Samuel, naturally, for getting his friend way too trashed the night before. “Rise and shine, beautiful.” Sam pounded on the door rather unceremoniously, leaning against it’s frame while he waited for Asher to answer. “I brought sustenance. And caffeine. It’s not your fault you’re old.”
ariel-hamilton:
“No, I’m not busy. It’s usually pretty dead at this time of day.” Ariel said, looking at the man. “No pun intended.” she laughed a little. She certainly wouldn’t mind doing a lap around the building with such an attractive man. “I’ll apologize in advance if this ended up being a prank call or something, lots of weird shit goes down here.”
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He’d offer a broad grin, stopping just short of laughter at her attempt at humor. It was a terrible pun, really, but those just happened to be Sam’s favorite kind. He did his best not to crack, though. The man’s idea of professionalism always involved a stern sort of demeanor. “You don’t need to apologize. Even if it was a prank, it’s better to be safe than sorry.” Samuel started off in the direction of a long hallway, which would lead them away from the entrance. He had a flashlight at the ready so that he might see in any dark corners. “You know, as long as I’ve lived in Eureka, I’ve never been on one of these tours.” Sam certainly had an affinity for small talk. “How many people actually come to these tours on the daily?”
AT EUREKA POLICE DEPARTMENT with @samuelbyrne
There were two things Micah Cole knew — 1) that there weren’t enough hours in the day, and 2) that she needed a win. More importantly, she wanted that win to come in the form of taking Callum Fitzgerald off Eureka’s streets for at least the next fifteen years. Longer if she could make it happen. And to do that, she needed a flawless prosecution. Every moving piece had to snap together, from eyewitness statements to police reports and everything in between. It was the reason her black pumps clicked against the tile floor of the police precinct during the only thirty minutes she had for lunch — not that she would have spent them actually eating anyway.
Armed with a briefcase in one hand and her phone in front of her face, the woman navigated the area without even really bothering to look where she was going. She was already familiar with the building and easily made her way into the officer’s bullpen. Some were standing and chatting while others typed away on their keyboards. Micah didn’t even stop to look up as she approached one of the desks, chocolate hues scanning the document that had just popped into her email — Mr. Fitzgerald’s latest arrest report. “Can you point me in the direction of Officer Samuel Byrne?” she asked, finally bringing her gaze to rest on the man behind the desk, before allowing it to fall to the nameplate. “Ah— Well,” she said, extending her hand. “Micah Cole, Assistant District Attorney.”
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Sam, too, had been on his lunch break, although his breaks ran a bit differently. It was normal for his work time to cross into his personal time. In fact, there were many days, where he didn’t get any personal time at all. It was all part of the job, and a condition he agreed to when he put on his uniform every morning. Now, Samuel sat behind a desk that was both bland and almost foreign to him- his office usually taking the shape of the large SUV that he and Champ rode around in. But today he’d had a meeting with some assistant to the D.A., who’d been building a case against a man he arrested yesterday. It certainly wasn’t the first time he’d had to testify against a criminal. There were a growing number of Eureka’s most detrimental rotting in prison because of him. He wasn’t, however, a huge fan of the lawyers and the stuffy suits. Samuel could have done without the parade of Assistant D.A.’s and prosecutors every time a bad guy went to court. Bureaucracy as a system was enough to do his head in. Handcuffs and miranda rights… That was enough for him. Once a woman appeared with a briefcase and not a single hair out of place, he knew that the parade had started. “Sam Byrne. That’s me.” He’d stood from his chair, taking her hand and giving it a firm shake. “Pleasure. There’s a conference room just down the hall.” Champ stirred only briefly from where he lay just feet from Sam’s desk. “It’ll be easier to talk in there. More private.” he cocked his head into the belly of the precinct, where he’d begin to walk.
sbh-md:
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“You’re adorable like one of those dogs that go viral for being so ugly they’re kinda cute,” Steph burst out laughing at her own joke, thinking that she was one of the funniest people on the planet. As Sam joked about Janice’s husband, Steph rolled her eyes. “I dunno about that, Sammykins. I put him on a low cholesterol diet last year. He even took up walking around the high school track,” Steph pointed her fork at him again. “You have competition, dude. I would stick to that Tinder or Grindr or whatever it is,” Smiling gently over at her brother, she couldn’t believe that she could love someone like she loved him. While it was a different kind of support, she knew that no matter what life threw at them, they would always have each other’s backs. It was comforting to say the least. Sam would never leave her to fend for herself.
As his words landed, Steph glowered at him, knowing that he wasn’t stupid enough to ask her when her mouth was empty and ready to throw a fight up. As she chewed, she decided to choose her words carefully, knowing how much shit she’d be in if she was truthful. “Not as crazy as you’d think. We’re starting to get the allergy people in, but other than that it’s been pretty quiet,” Steph knocked on the wooden table gently before turning her attention back to Sam. “I’m at mom and dad’s, you can always come visit me there, little brother,” quirking an eyebrow over at him, she knew that it was never the easiest to bring up their parents, so staunch in their opinions of damn near everything in their children’s lives. “But, other than that particular shitstorm, I’m okay,” Steph paused and considered opening up further on the subject, but decided to let Sam lead the conversation. Knowing just how easily she had been throwing her emotions out there, Steph was ready to have someone pry information from her.
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“Tinder.” Sam corrected her right away, “I don’t have a need for Grindr yet, haven’t quite run out of women.” The ‘yet’ lingered on his lips. As he grew older, he was somehow less resistant to the ridicule over his love life. If love was a word you could even use. He’s quick to dismiss the rest of the conversation regarding Janice and her husband. It was idle banter, and that was fine, but Sam couldn’t hide his impromptu wellness check under the guise of dinner for very long. “You know how I feel about spending time at mom and dads.” their estrangement was nothing official, but he certainly hadn’t been around for Sunday dinners in a while. “And I’m not gonna lie--” Sam took a large stride into the room then and leaned against the nearest table, facing his sister. “My house is way nicer,” it wasn’t, “not sure why you didn’t just crash in my spare.” Spying on Steph? No, that wasn’t really Sam’s style. That’s not to say that wasn’t nosy as hell, however. “You don’t have to worry about me reading your diary anymore. I’ve way outgrown that.” It wasn’t the first time he’d tried to convince her to leave the crushing weight of Pat and Clara Byrne behind. “I know I’m not exactly one of your girlfriends, Steph, but you know you can talk to me about anything, right?” he didn’t want to be precise- by now she should know that that meant her tumultuous love life, almost specifically. “Whatever you want.”
wyatt-hill:
Wyatt had always enjoyed Stephanie’s brother. He remembered when he’d first Sam, then a high school senior who was every bit the precocious younger brother. Stephanie had brought Wyatt finally made his first venture to Eureka, a year after they’d started dating, to have Thanksgiving with the Byrne clan. Stephanie’s mother had loved the idea of having an architect as a son-in-law, even if all thoughts of marriage were banished until they finished undergrad, and marriage had seemed like a reasonable way to stay together through med-school and residency. While Patrick Byrne hadn’t been very enthusiastic about Wyatt (and never really warmed up), he’d loved Sam from the moment he met him.
Moving to Eureka and building he and Stephanie a home had meant plenty of time around her younger brother, Sunday family dinners where Wyatt might have otherwise had to sit awkwardly sandwiched between only Stephanie’s mother and father, Sam had been a breath of fresh air. They’d bonded over plenty of things — but most importantly, they had shared a lot of similar values. Wyatt remembered when he’d first ran for City Council, and how Sam had very proudly touted that his brother was going to be a Councilman.
He had never meant to let Sam down, the last year of his marriage collapsing as Stephanie had run off to Jordan. His affair with Sara had been low-key until the birth of Bennett, a baby that bore his surname. Wyatt couldn’t and wouldn’t be ashamed of his son, nor Sara. But it had meant scorning the Byrne family, shaming them further after the recall to just truly making a cuckold of their daughter. So it didn’t really right to be overly friendly with his brother-in-law, to call him Sammy as he’d felt tempted to. Because, he knew the man had to despise Wyatt, because Wyatt had made it a point to never express any misgiving about Stephanie or her own numerous infidelities in their marriage. “Sara has him tonight. I was getting some late night stuff out of the way, project proposal before the planning board next week. Work is crazy right now.” Which was a blessing, as it’d been fairly abysmal since the recall. “It’s really good to see you. I feel like we haven’t talked in forever.”
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It was strange, being caught up in this situation and having nothing to do with it, really. The choices and decisions that Steph and Wyatt made, both separately and together, were none of his business. Sure, Sam would argue that for the safety and wellbeing of his sister, everything was his business, but that wasn’t true. He had no more right to the intimacies of her life than she did his (and again, she would likely argue the same). But as he stood on the sidewalk and stared Wyatt straight in the eye, he’d almost felt like he’d been cornered. Like someone had just laid a fresh sucker punch against his stomach. Sam couldn’t care less about politics; unlike the rest of his family, Wyatt’s wife included, he never strayed from his side. A couple of terrible business deals in the grand scheme of things was not going to diminish the love he had for his brother. Samuel was simple at heart. “We haven’t.” And that was mostly because Sam, up until this point, had refused to acknowledge Wyatt whenever he’d seen him out and about. It’s not that he was feeling particularly forgiving on this day, but rather, he simply didn’t have the energy to waste on being petty. We’ll call this character growth. “You can probably tell I’ve been avoiding you. I haven’t been very sly about it.” Champ’s ears perked slightly as Samuel went on. “It’s kind of hard to know what to say.” The man paused briefly, listening for the sound of footsteps around him. He wasn’t necessarily keen on spilling his business all over Eureka’s streets. “We don’t really have a lot to chit chat about until we have a real conversation, huh?” That strange feeling pools in his stomach, like little bits of anxiety grating against his nerve.
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me, living my life: chaotic stupid
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SAMUEL ♣ THE CHOCOLATE BOX @samuelbyrne
“I picked this place merely for that fact that I’m out of chocolate.” she teased, letting her eyes browse the cabinets full of everything she wanted (if she were honest). “you know, two birds, one stone. that old chestnut.” there was a playful edge to her tone as she asked the server for a sample of a rather good looking fudge. “what’s your favourite?”
Sam enjoyed the fact that, despite how long he’d lived and worked in Eureka, there were still plenty of people to meet. He could say without hesitation that getting to know new people was one of his favorite things to do. Every new person that he’d met was different than any other. At the same time, he’d gotten along with all of them in varying ways. Romantically? Samuel Byrne was a bit uncomplicated. Sometimes it felt like he’d dated every girl inside of the city limits. Truth be told, he was starting to think there was no one person for him. Damned if he didn’t try. “You come to an actual chocolate shop to buy your chocolate?” Sam followed along behind Eddie as she grazed through endless cabinets of chocolates and treats. “You’re already eons too fancy for me.” His hands shot up before him in a mock surrender. “I’ll just see myself out.”