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@samwell-lax-bros
i heard that when the hockey guy in the basement was exapanding he buried into wellie's nesting place!! is that where he gets the cryptid eyes??
Hello dear Insider,
It certainly seems plausible! Let's dive into the theories:
As always, we rely on insiders like yourself to keep us well informed. Hear anything juicy? See a good story? Let us know! We cannot pay freelance journalists at this time.
Well if thats what it takes to be a campus cryptid I am well on my way
As always, we rely on insiders like yourself to keep us well informed. Hear anything juicy? See a good story? Let us know! We cannot pay freelance journalists at this time.
**We CAN guarantee anonymity! Just let us know if you don’t want your name attached and we’ll accommodate. We never rat out a source ;)
Can confirm it’s Chad L 2!
Is your life ruined by the presence of the hockey team? Are you secretly stalking Justin Oluransi because you’re lowkey in love with him? Well we have the app for you:
Where Is SMH?
The app was designed and created by Charlie, one of the servers here at Jerry’s to let Samwell students stay alert about the whereabouts of SMH.
Download the app today and help out your fellow Samwellians!
Super handy!!
Controversial but true fun fact...
“Faber” is pronounced FAH-ber. This is… unfortunately accurate, so don’t come at me. Just educating the public.
Like, you wouldn’t say RAY-men noodles, would you???
RESPECT THE RINK.
Not that I enter Faber often but I think you’re wrong...
Love the smell of clean ice in the morning… Love the reassurance and comfort that I work in a place the LAX bros would never step foot in. (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)
…. 😏
Please… @samwell-lax-bros I beg you not to choose violence today
@chadl-sml you wouldn’t... would you?
Listen if you see this in the Lacrosse house mind your business...
cashiering update:
• busted ass on what appeared to be a pool of blood. Then had to clean up said pool of blood (@whereswellie could this be wellie related?)
• had to keep Samwell Men's Hockey Jesus from entering the store without clothes again. At least This time he was wearing pants
• lax team bought out our stock of Fourth of July decor. It's January?
• ran into a very harried Swallow reporter. He had pants and no mustache, as far as I could tell. He gave me 38 cents and patted my cheek and left.
• Marty follow short blonde from the hockey team around until he left. my mostly indifferent feelings toward Marty have gone to "we are best friends for life"
• Jenny, the other cashier, stole my nice green gel pen from my backpack. Jenny, I want my pen back, thanks.
Is that how the house is covered in red, white and blue streamers?!
Is it true that Camilla and April are dating? My teammate said so but she's wrong like 70% of the time about these things
Hello dear Insider,
Your teammate sounds straight, huh? Absolutely no gaydar. Thank them for us though, because it’s time for my favorite segment:
Don’t worry, we firmly intend on following up on these stories as they unfold. Here’s the post behind the JZ Love Child story, which was first mentioned by @annie-from-annies.
As always, we rely on insiders like yourself to keep us well informed. Hear anything juicy? See a good story? Let us know! We cannot pay freelance journalists at this time.
So many questions but let’s start with Campus Security is dating Wellie?!
I would like to apologize to any students who witnessed Chad S and Chad O’s fight on lake quad earlier today. I would also like to apologize to the poor freshman on the hockey team who tried to break up thte fight and got ganged up on. It really is best to just let them duke it out.
Hi! I saw your post about Samwell RP blogs. Could you link them, please? I can't find them, but they sound great :)
i don’t know all of them that well but i can tag one and the rest of you please either reblog or tag yourselves so this gets passed around!
@the-samwell-swallow
Duan sneaking me into the hockey haus cuz we have to work on a project for class and some people get weird about me being there. I just want to pass this class Im not gonna steal your precious pie...
I feel like sometimes the boys forget that they’re in fact college students and need to go to classes. If I get one more email about how Chad S has been to his Gender in Warfare in Early 20th Century America exactly once this semester Im gonna scream.
Had an awesome time with @jerrys-waitstaff last night... ☺️
Y’all... I’m so happy 🥰🥰
I just got a Facebook invite for a kegster on Saturday, and I have some freshies following me, so just a warning: if you go to a kegster, only drink the tub juice if you are prepared to make it into the pages of the Swallow while blackout drunk and wake up the next day with the worst hangover of your life.
A good point! You may forget the affects of tub juice but the Swallow never forgets!
Had an awesome time with @jerrys-waitstaff last night... ☺️
Ok so which Chads are single
I want to say every Chad except Chad S and Chad L 2 are single but I could be wrong...
Sooo how’d it go with the lacrosse manager?! (Definitely not asking for the swallow)
... let’s just say I’m really glad @samwell-lax-bros and I aren’t fighting anymore 😉😉
