murder-stop-&-shop

a very very tired stop andn shop employee | luke | he/him

[murder-stop-n-shop]

FUCK BITTLE AND CHOW HAVE ARRIVED AT THE STOP AND SHOP. AKA THE ONE MOSTLY LIKELY TO BUY 462882 STICKS OF BUTTER AND THE ONE LEAST LIKELY TO STOP HIM

@issmhinthelibrary bittles now accounted for

[murder-stop-n-shop]

cashiering update:

• busted ass on what appeared to be a pool of blood. Then had to clean up said pool of blood (@whereswellie could this be wellie related?)

• had to keep Samwell Men's Hockey Jesus from entering the store without clothes again. At least This time he was wearing pants

• lax team bought out our stock of Fourth of July decor. It's January?

• ran into a very harried Swallow reporter. He had pants and no mustache, as far as I could tell. He gave me 38 cents and patted my cheek and left.

• Marty follow short blonde from the hockey team around until he left. my mostly indifferent feelings toward Marty have gone to "we are best friends for life"

• Jenny, the other cashier, stole my nice green gel pen from my backpack. Jenny, I want my pen back, thanks.

[the-samwell-swallow]

How nice of Scott to be so generous! Be sure that was real money, he has been very into counterfeiting small coin values lately.

[murder-stop-n-shop]

Thanks for the heads up! I’ll check the coins out before I throw them in the collective stop n shop cashiers “permaban smh from the premise” fund

[omgdexnursey]

Hi! I saw your post about Samwell RP blogs. Could you link them, please? I can't find them, but they sound great :)

i don’t know all of them that well but i can tag one and the rest of you please either reblog or tag yourselves so this gets passed around!

@the-samwell-swallow

[murder-stop-n-shop]

cashiering update:

• busted ass on what appeared to be a pool of blood. Then had to clean up said pool of blood (@whereswellie could this be wellie related?)

• had to keep Samwell Men's Hockey Jesus from entering the store without clothes again. At least This time he was wearing pants

• lax team bought out our stock of Fourth of July decor. It's January?

• ran into a very harried Swallow reporter. He had pants and no mustache, as far as I could tell. He gave me 38 cents and patted my cheek and left.

• Marty follow short blonde from the hockey team around until he left. my mostly indifferent feelings toward Marty have gone to "we are best friends for life"

• Jenny, the other cashier, stole my nice green gel pen from my backpack. Jenny, I want my pen back, thanks.

[murder-stop-n-shop]

Today the short girl who hangs out with the hockey team (think she's the manager?) appeared with like 75% of smh and like, fucking took all my rubber ducks. She paid, yeah, but what the hell? Why? What?

[omgdexnursey]

alright murder stop n shop where u at

[murder-stop-n-shop]

hello how can i help you

[omgdexnursey]

does the murder in the name indicate a service i can acquire from the store

[murder-stop-n-shop]

Possibly, if you offend Marty. I can’t deliver that service, though.

[murder-stop-n-shop]

hello i was wondering if you have control over your marty? i had to take the long route to class bc wellie was in my way, and i need to know how many bloodthirsty non-humans i have to avoid.

I really have no idea who or what controls Marty, but he doesn’t appear to be violent unless provoked. Just stay out of his way and don’t spill anything and you should be all good! (I think) (For the record, if Marty does do anything, I can’t legally be held responsible)

[omgdexnursey]

alright murder stop n shop where u at

[murder-stop-n-shop]

hello how can i help you

[samwellconfessions]

i want to facilitate a romeo and juliet situation with the hockey and lax teams i just think more of them should be in love

spread love not hate anon ✊ we're on board

click here to submit a confession!

[murder-stop-n-shop]

guys please we cant combine them theyll be unstoppable. i cry just thinking about having the combined force of those teams in the stop n stop when im working

[murder-stop-n-shop]

Me, to that one fucker for smh who looks like Jesus: hey you need a shirt. And shoes. And pants. You can’t just wear boxers, dude.

Him: pants are like, a societal construct

Me: what

[annie-from-annies]

i wanted to ban everyone from the wall of shame just like permanently but my manager was like “that’s bad for business blah blah blah” so it’s more just on principle

[murder-stop-n-shop]

If I could I’d ban all of smh from the stop and shop but my manager would yell at me. I could make a sign and just like, put it on the door though.

[murder-stop-n-shop]

that short blonde fucker from the hockey team just walked in and the other cashier just walked off. i am literally going to find whoever caused this place to be the murder stop and shop and have him do it again

[murder-stop-n-shop]

oh zimmermann just walked in maybe it wont be as bad as last time

[murder-stop-n-shop]

that short blonde fucker from the hockey team just walked in and the other cashier just walked off. i am literally going to find whoever caused this place to be the murder stop and shop and have him do it again

[murder-stop-n-shop]

what they told me: one in four maybe more! samwell's sports are good! its a nice, fun environment, in a nice, fun place 

what they didnt tell me: smh

[issmhinthelibrary]

OOC: Samwell Blog Roll Call

Hi all! So there’s a fuckload of RP blogs popping up and now I have no idea how many there are or where they’re coming from.

So if everyone could kindly reblog this post to their RP blog, it would be very helpful in keeping track! Personally I want to make sure I’m following everyone to keep on top of this absolutely ridiculous amount of information coming across my dash.

Thanks!