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 (for legal purposes the opinons on this blog do not reflect the opinions of Jerry's nor Jerry himself)

[samwell-meme-page]

[jerrys-waitstaff]

Do NOT come to Jerry’s right now unless you want to hear loud debates about “pedestrian takes on Emily Dickinson”

[jerrys-waitstaff]

Also is William Poindexter literate? Asking for a friend.

[jerrys-waitstaff]

Do NOT come to Jerry’s right now unless you want to hear loud debates about “pedestrian takes on Emily Dickinson”

[the-samwell-swallow]

Someone had to say it :/ 

If you’re listed here and take someone new to Annie’s, Jerry’s, or Sweet Treat on Valentine’s Day, mention this list for the chance to get 15% off your meal!

[jerrys-waitstaff]

We can confirm that you’ll get 15% off if you come to Jerry’s with someone new! 

(However, you will be upcharged $5 if you come with the person you’re currently dating yikes for you )

[jerrys-waitstaff]

Is your life ruined by the presence of the hockey team? Are you secretly stalking Justin Oluransi because you’re lowkey in love with him? Well we have the app for you:

Where Is SMH?

The app was designed and created by Charlie, one of the servers here at Jerry’s to let Samwell students stay alert about the whereabouts of SMH.

Download the app today and help out your fellow Samwellians!

[faber-samwell]

Controversial but true fun fact...

“Faber” is pronounced FAH-ber. This is… unfortunately accurate, so don’t come at me. Just educating the public. 

Like, you wouldn’t say RAY-men noodles, would you??? 

RESPECT THE RINK. 

[jerrys-waitstaff]

Controversial but true fun fact...

You will be kicked out of Jerry’s if you pronounce it FAH-ber

[jerrys-waitstaff]

Apparently Justin Oluransi just now found out we serve brunch... dude you’re a senior that’s embarassing

[whereswellie]

Where’s Wellie, our Wellie-inspired merch line, is now out! Check out the Samwell Bookstore for some new school swag!

https://whereswellie.wixsite.com/samwellbookstore

[chadl-sml]

Fit check

[jerrys-waitstaff]

Good news everyone! Jerry said we can deny service to anyone wearing this!

[omgdexnursey]

Hi! I saw your post about Samwell RP blogs. Could you link them, please? I can't find them, but they sound great :)

i don’t know all of them that well but i can tag one and the rest of you please either reblog or tag yourselves so this gets passed around!

@the-samwell-swallow

[issmhinthelibrary]

I just got a Facebook invite for a kegster on Saturday, and I have some freshies following me, so just a warning: if you go to a kegster, only drink the tub juice if you are prepared to make it into the pages of the Swallow while blackout drunk and wake up the next day with the worst hangover of your life.

[jerrys-waitstaff]

Reminder that Jerry’s serves an excellent brunch on weekends that can cure even an extra toxic tub juice hangover!

[samwell-lax-bros]

Had an awesome time with @jerrys-waitstaff last night... ☺️

[jerrys-waitstaff]

😘

[jerrys-waitstaff]

Did you know? If you come to Jerry’s on your birthday we give you a sombrero to wear!

[jerrys-waitstaff]

Sooo how’d it go with the lacrosse manager?! (Definitely not asking for the swallow)

... let’s just say I’m really glad @samwell-lax-bros and I aren’t fighting anymore 😉😉

[wellie-memes]

[jerrys-waitstaff]

I’ve made a critical error. Jerry offered me a shot after The Kiss and now I’m a little bit tipsy. I can’t be cool and smooth when I’m tipsy! @samwell-lax-bros is almost here! HELP

[samwell-lax-bros]

It’s ok I’ll take a shot too! Then we’ll both be tipsy!

[jerrys-waitstaff]

🥺  Not to be overdramatic but I think we might be soulmates

[jerrys-waitstaff]

I’ve made a critical error. Jerry offered me a shot after The Kiss and now I’m a little bit tipsy. I can’t be cool and smooth when I’m tipsy! @samwell-lax-bros is almost here! HELP

[issmhinthelibrary]

Water! Food! I have no idea if this will help with tipsiness because I have no social life! (It comes of working in the library.) But it’ll help prevent a hangover, so… no real downsides?

[jerrys-waitstaff]

You’re right! I work in a restaurant with a famous hangover brunch, I can definitely find something