🖌️MEK_Smoke

Call me Sam Pronouns: they/them, she Mainly post on bluesky and ins, recently got my tumblr back Warhammer 40k ork enthusiast Hobbies: paint minis, sculpting, drawing and more (My first language is Chinese exuse me for crappy English grammar)

[samzdrawz]

New announcement

My alternative account got F**KING SUSPENDED!

I’m literally grinding my teeth in anger right now

@74rn @tastytoastz @madmeks just letting you guys know, I’m trying to create a new account in the meantime

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Spongebob & Patrick

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what's not clicking

[madmeks]

Text Posts - Orks Edition - Part 10

(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6) (Part 7) (Part 8) (Part 9)

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[samzdrawz]

Warcrime? Heresy? Because I was playing Dawn of War winter assault and I was playing as the chaos faction

[b1asho]

Some noises/stuff on their voice:

As said in the image, Prectikar all sound like theyre masculine to humans when speaking through their nose. Only male prectikar have a larger throat sac and special flaps in it to make their shrieks/barks/etc, females can only really do like a dog bark noise or the grumbles and soft-speak. As for the animals I included, Prectikar can't roar (yes that means they can purr) but they make a lot of other bear-like chuffs and snuffles. They can shriek and snort (which kind of sounds like a horse) bellow (similar to an alligator in noise, occasionally more like a cassowary or other rattite) and bark (similar to a seal), and if pushed the right way they can make a sort of elephant trumpet noise through their nose (also similar to an elephant are their deep-throated noises) They can also make some hoots and grunts that sound like a howler monkey or gorilla.

Rossetians sound like they have a stuffy nose to us (which doesn't help disperse their nerdy erm actually reputation). They make a lot of teeth clicks and tongue noises when speaking, and I included a marmot because they can make a noise around the pitch of a rossetian whistle. I also included a tapir for reference of some of their other squeal noises. They can also kind of moo like a cow but I forgot that.

Kixeli are very good at mimicry but occasionally will slide into more creaky and whistly speech instead of mostly human tones. They croak like toucans do, and also make a lot of other bird-ish chirps and beak claps. They make a lot of loud repeating noises like a kookaburra, and that jabbery/laughy noise is the vibe for how a lot of their vocalizations sound to the untrained ear. The African Gray's voice is close to what they sound like when not trying super hard at human speech, and can get more precise and even make inanimate object noises like a starling. Look up any monkey (macaque, gibbon, etc) screaming/hooting video if you want to k ow what they sound like when scared or very excited.

Cerest speak in short, controlled bursts, usually in a monotone. An almost electronic hum and buzziness is always a part of their natural voice, usually to the point where they're unintelligible. They can make some small trills and mews like a cat, or yowl if they align their throat right. Screaming like a mountain lion is a sundyne thing, drecu screams are like that but more like a cicada if that makes sense. Some of their other misc noises that come from airflow or just them moving their mouthparts and beak are like locusts, mole crickets, click beetles, and the capuchinbird. Depending on the quality of their artificial voice, they can sound either on a Miku level or shitty off-brand robot.

Using their non-host voice, Muttreazik range from microwave humming noises to ear bleeding high pitched shrieks or organ shuffling low pitches. I didn't really know how to draw that so no worms in this post yet again

[samzdrawz]

I was just chatting with Seq @74rn and came up with the idea of giant insectoid creatures that live in a symbiotic relationship with the feral orks

Guess what’s cooler than orks riding dragons? Orks riding giant insectoid alien creatures with wings and is (possibly) contaminated by alien cordyceps

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RAWR!

[samzdrawz]

I’ve wanted to do this kind of video edit for ages

And here it is, it’s the Boys meme but here it’s actually da BOYZ

yes, I’ve been thinking about BOYZ, ORK BOYZ

[samzdrawz]

@tastytoastz LMAOOO GLAD YOU LIKE IT!

The internet needs more BOYZ!

[flunkyofmalcador]

Situations.

[samzdrawz]

I’ve wanted to do this kind of video edit for ages

And here it is, it’s the Boys meme but here it’s actually da BOYZ

yes, I’ve been thinking about BOYZ, ORK BOYZ

[74rn]

Actual footage of the Ordo Xenos interrogating Biter

[feletida]

They didn't quite succeed

[raurackl]

This has to be one of the singular funniest moments in 40k history.

An ork asking about Yarrick like a teenage girl asking her crushes best friend if crush ever mentioned her. 🤣🤣🤣

[lexsnotdead]

what if i were an inquisitor and you were a saint and also you rescued me from mortal peril by carrying me in your arms bride-style + bonus

[lexsnotdead]

the emperor provides 👍

[barontyrwulf]

This is my shopping cart that I take to the grocery store. Red unz’ go fasta!

[televise-show-11]

Family Guy pose Ork!..

[samzdrawz]

Jack(me) expressing their love for female orks and abruptly interrupted by the horny police

This is the cringiest shit I’ve ever done using Jacksepticeye meme