Sonic "they" Hedgehog

tsundere for Chaos

[the-dragonlords-lair]

so, how long till this Tumblr bans us for being horny on main

[miedriwesley]

Well let’s see, we all use the internet let’s say 6 hours a day, times 4 years, minus we’re not bots…

Hmm…. 3 week, yes.

We all have 3 weeks to live.

[mnyehlike]

WOOOOO!

WOO-O!

Woo…

What?

[simonbitdiddle]

I HAVE POSTED NOTHING BUT PORN FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS!

[hyperburn3r]

can’t believe this person prophesied tumblr’s implosion

[sexhaver]

people are fucking laying into the mods and im living for it

[bison2winquote]

- Magic Dunker, Fight Fever (Viccom)

[thedunnyboywilliamsonshow]

[witch-apologist]

Pedophile Culture is praying to God your child is a late bloomer.

Pedophile Culture is “Schoolgirl” porn being the most popular category

Pedophile Culture is “Well they wanted to wear sexy clothes and be ‘mature’ they brought this on themselves”

Pedophile Culture is “You can’t wear that you’ll make the male teachers uncomfortable”

Pedophile culture is telling boys to like older women and men to like younger girls.

Pedophile culture is the court system looking for any loophole to get a child rapist off the hook or with a lesser sentence.

Pedophile culture is “Women mature faster than men so you have to date someone older for them to really be on your level.”

Pedophile Culture is telling girls not to be sexy instead of telling men not to sexualize them.

Pedophile Culture is telling a nine year old who just hit puberty that they are “becoming a woman”

Pedophile Culture is “keeping the family together”

Pedophile Culture is hundreds of stories romantasizing rape and abuse

Pedophile culture is child rape being widely accepted as “sexy”

Pedophile Culture is putting orgasms over the safety of children.

Pedophile Culture is growing up with men eyeing you from childhood.

Pedophile Culture is real

Pedophile Culture is dangerous

(Feel free to add any if you want)

[thot-el]

Pedophile Culture is fandoms turning a blind eye to ships that involve children with adults

Pedophile Culture is members of these fandoms claiming the ships aren’t REALLY harmful because they aren’t real

Pedophile Culture is claiming art and fanfics involving said ships are merely an “outlet” for their creators

[ddlg-theultimate-mistake-blog1]

Pedophile culture is bringing in characters from shows and making them partake in situations not fit for their age.

Like, seriously. Why the hell would you take Usagi from Sailor Moon and make her a baby girl for the DDLG kink? It’s wrong. Stop.

[beeshatenasties]

Pedophile culture is children who know about it worrying someone who’s twice their age is gonna try to rape them

[carcharhinus-cautus-deactivated]

Pedophile culture is writing rape porn about literal children.

Pedophile culture is “their ages weren’t specified in the manga!!”

Pedophile culture is saying that porn of minors is “beautiful artwork that shall not be censored”

[witch-apologist]

^^^

[stop-sexualizing-childern]

Map postivity, enough said.

[sdkdoesstuff]

Pedophile Culture is being told not to go out late or you’ll get raped

Pedophile Culture is being told to never even dare to go out late and if you do have a man with you (eg. A brother)

Pedophile Culture, especially when living in a ‘rough area’ is “Don’t go outside the gate” even when you’re 10 and your boys-who-are-friends can

Pedophile Culture is being told that skirts HAVE to be knee length or you’ll make older men / teachers uncomfortable / that the skirt would MAKE them eye you up (like the skirt can force them to do shit)

[peachyyuwu-deactivated20210123]

Pedophiles Culture is my parents being told when I was in primary school that I shouldn’t wear pigtails every day, as it is a hairstyle pedophiles and rapists look for.

Pedophile Culture is the fact that I still can’t fully remember what happened but there is an icky feeling about the time I used to spend at my elderly next door neighbour’s house, and when I ask my parents they just tell me he was a little odd and it’s nothing to worry about it, with not even the slightest concern.

Pedophile Culture is the fact that in high school my (very attractive) teacher used his personal time to flirt with my friend over text, and that when he got fired for inappropriate conduct, the entire student body, my friends, lots of teachers, and lots of parents called it a “real shame”.

[witch-apologist]

^^^

[mtt--against--ddlg]

pedophile culture is being told to cover up when male relatives come over so you dont “make them uncomfortable”

pedophile is having men easily three times your age tell you that “all the boys will want you” even though youre in 5th grade

[wynx-hates-pedos]

Pedophile culture is having an experience as a kid where you tried to warn teachers about a pedophilic employee in the staff but none of them took it seriously enough to stop him. Pedophile culture is lolicon and shotacon being popularized. Pedophile culture is intentionally making sim CP and acting like it’s ok because it’s fandom related. Pedophile culture is making sim CP of a content creator’s charctaers without their permission. Pedophile culture if being told that your CP trigger is abusive because it sounds like anti rhetoric. Pedophile culture is trying to integrate pedophile relationships into the LGBT culture/community without realizing right off the bat that that’s homophobic and should NEVER be done. Pedophile culture is all the anime out there that romanticize and try to popularize relationships where one character is clearly more adult while the other acts ery childlike as if they’re toddler or IS an actual child. Pedophile culture is people who say ship and let ship EVEN for pedo pairings! Pedophile culture is content creators encouraging creepy fans to make more sim CP of their series. Pedophile culture is the media industry allowing pedophile content creators to make kid’s shows/stories/video games. Pedophile culture is people who compare the oppression of LGBT people to hating pedophiles. Pedophile culture is people who who for some unearthly reason think CSA victims are to blame for how pedophiles abuse children. Pedophile culture is people who think that pedosexuality and clovergender are real LGBT identities. They aren’t. Pedophile culture is telling people to be nice to pedophiles otherwise you might hurt their feelings uwu. Pedophile culture is site/server mods not getting rid of users on their site/server that are admitted pedophiles. Pedophile culture is calling pedophilia a disorder instead of doing proper research and realizing that the only “pedophile” related disorder is POCD which is not the same thing. Pedophile culture is people who specifically sexualize the childlike symptoms of people with mental illness. Pedophile culture is people who sexualize stim toys. Pedophile culture is people who sexualize toys and other items meant for kids and babies..

[allycattiny]

This all of this!

Pedophile culture is shipping an adult with a child and putting it in every video for the fandom, randomly in complitations ect. Without tagging it and spamming it to people who complain regardless of whether or not it is triggering for them.

[snails-hate-pedos]

Pedophile culture is none of the staff in a middle school noticing a teacher who constantly touches their 6th grade students in innapropiate ways (massaging their shoulders, stroking their hair, playing with their hair) even when it happens in plain sight.

Pedophile culture is fictional teacher-student relationships from old shows still being romanticized to this day.

Pedophile culture is ads on porn sites flashing the words “barely legal” and “just turned eighteen”.

Pedophile culture is not being able to watch anime without constantly running into sexualized ‘loli’ characters.

[feralwithraebees]

pedophile culture is being scared of adult men.

[birds-spicychocolate-deactivate]

Pedophile culture is having someone “explain” to you why “it’s okay to like younger girls if they look older” as in a 16 yo sounds and looks like a 20 yo

Pedophile culture is people saying it’s okay if a minor dates someone a lot older than them if they are “mature enough uwu”

Pedophile culture is glorifying when a girl gets a boyfriend years older than them because “she’s such a mature girl!”

Pedophile culture is your parents saying that “you’re such a grown woman!” before you even got your first period

Pedophile culture is being scared of looking “sexy” with normal clothing that shouldn’t be sexualized because if you get raped while you were wearing that you “were asking for it” or “you were leading them on”

Pedophile culture is shit and part of rape culture

[pedophilia-is-a-crime]

Pedophile culture is not being allowed to play outside alone in your own backyard at 10 years old in fear of being abducted.

Pedophile culture is fetishizing, romanticizing and normalizing pedophilia.

Pedophile culture is having to push overprotective dress codes in ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS and up because of sick people.

Pedophile culture is lolicon and babyfur becoming popular and acceptable.

Pedophile culture is being afraid of all older men from an early age. 

[citystompers]

1995 Godzilla Doki Doki Kaijuu-tou!! for the Sega Pico

[paladinning]

It’s not about how many times you die, it’s about how many times you try 

[chefpyro]

i’m having a stroke

[notreblogs]

can somebody caption this for me

[magearna]

I wish my father was here! *LA CUCARACHA!* *SCrrEEEEEECH* *COWBOY MUSIC* HELLOOoO Soss! Timmy Turner, my name is Dougsdale Dimmadale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdaledimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son Dale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome, heir to the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdougsdaledimmadome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!!! Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? Not right. Not right? That’s right. Doug Dougmadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdodimmdougdodimmadomedimmadomedimmadomedimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmadimmadimmadimmsdaledimmadome. The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, where they’re showing Crash Nebula? On ice? Yeah! Not right. Not right?! That’s right. Timmy Turner, my name is Timmy Dimmadoodimmadome owner of the *SOUND OF COMPUTER DYING* Then you can get me three tickets to s– Not right! !O L L E H *hcEeeeEERrrCS* *!AHCARACUC AL LA CUCARACHA!* *LIMO REPEATEDLY PULLS UP AND PULLS AWAY* I wish my father was here! *Freezeframe, grayscale* CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLINGGG INNNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN THESE WOUUUUNNDS THEY WIIIIILL…………….

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

just so you know this transscript is in fact actually 100% accurate

[deadblog293898210398]

[polarismirage]

[artemis-maia]

[obscurevideogames]

food coma - Violent Storm (Konami - arcade - 1993)  

Happy Thanksgiving!

[thebhoywiththearabstrap]

[ironwoman359]

Listening to Bach’s Toccata and Fugue in D minor while writing anything is a writing power move and turns you into a villainous mastermind controlling the fate of your characters…no matter how fluffy and or angsty your story is. 

[theinvisiblespoon]

cool thanks saving that

[theinvisiblespoon]

oh and i refute your claim with another d minor symphony— mozart’s requiem mass in d minor: lacrimosa

[ironwoman359]

My fiance raises us both the Litaize symphony No. 3 in C minor. It is a happy song though, so it will not work if your purposes are maniacal. 

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

I raise you all the following masterpiece: Thredony for the Victims of Hiroshima.

[ironwoman359]

YEEEESSSS OMG I love that song, we studied it in my music theory III class for it’s use of non-conventional notation, it’s so hauntingly beautiful and sad and a fascinating study on the capabilities of the instruments of the orchestra.

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

5-hit fucking combo right here

[sandandglass]

Fox News shocked that Harvard students think the US is a greater threat to world peace than ISIS. Students who don’t agree with Fox are ‘twisted’, elitist and wrong apparently. 

Source

[lizzysmart-deactivated20190331]

Next Gen STAND UP

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Did they miss the part where these kids said that ISIS wouldn’t exist without Imperialist intervention in areas like the Middle East? (I’m not singling out America because I’m British and we’ve been fucking up the world since long before America has)

[writingfail]

I love how the Harvard students give strong arguments on why the U.S. (and its allies, of course, such as Canada and Western Europe) is one of the biggest threats to world peace and all Fox News can say is “this—this is just a FAD”

[obscurevideogames]

“PRESS START” - Conker’s Pocket Tales (Rare - GBC - 1999)  

[500ball]

Yeah the World Cup is excited but nothing beats the truest sports tournament

[weirdmageddon]