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sandandglass

TDS, February 11, 2015

Jordan Klepper looks at the issue of sex education in schools

demigoddessqueens

The lack of self awareness from the woman who’s hair and clothes are hand-me-downs from the 90s

moderate-omens

that woman looks the spit of the woman in my fundamentalist homeschool program who PULLED ME OUT OF MATH to ask why i wasn’t wearing a purity ring.

steveyockey

well

jewish-tutter

someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old

rizaoftheowls

Purim: They tried to kill us, we survived. Let’s tell the story, wear silly costumes, and get wasted. (Optional: have a carnival or a play!)

Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then don’t eat bread for a week. This is a big one; you’re going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.

Tu B'Shevat: It’s Earth Day, let’s eat some fruit.

Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Let’s have a dance party and then start all over again!

Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.

Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! It’s time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.

Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanah’s somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)

Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.

Shemini Atzeret: Man, I don’t even know?

Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.

Chanukah: They busted up our temple and tried to forcibly convert us. We responded with guerilla warfare. Let’s eat some fried food. Candles!

derinthescarletpescatarian

So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.

rizaoftheowls

Yup. Or as we say, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.”

galaxy-of-great-possibilities

thank you for the desc’s bcs they are beautiful and i am now educated

above-d-clouds

A handy table for everyone:

cityglowing

Y’all have no idea how happy it makes me to see my goyim followers reblogging this. Really. It means the world to me.

flootzavut

Okay that table is a work of art

sdkdoesstuff

Hi, I'm Lukas, a trans man at university and I really hate to do this, but I realise that next time I … Lukas C needs your support for Unive

Hi, I really hate to do this, but I'm a student at university and this has hit hard. All the information and the explanation is in the link, but I desperately need money in order to get food / emergency products after Christmas and especially after my next cycle of rent.

I have horrible guilt surrounding money and asking for money and I've already asked my parents for care packages, but that can't happen every time I run out of food and they can't always do that considering the distance I am from my home.

My current goal is £800, but any amount would make all the difference even if it was £1 from anyone who sees this. I completely understand that a lot of people can't, especially with COVID, but if not could I ask you share this? I'm sorry and thank you for reading

((btw I'm a history major and studied English literature and got a B - If you want a story for your choice of people / ship, id happily do something in return. I also doodle, but I wouldn't call myself anywhere near good enough for commissions, nevertheless if you're interested please hmu!)

#please share this #i could also become homeless as well as go over my overdraft making me poorer #please #i wont even get to have Christmas properly bc tge money is going to this

thejackalhasarrived

I was so obsessed with what everybody else thought, except the one person that I care about the most. I just want you to be happy. I want you to be happy too.

THE LOVEBIRDS (2020)

starlightandtears

If anybody in Atlanta is in need of food for Thanksgiving, my family is giving out to-go boxes with hot food today. We’ve done this the last few years and we’ve modified it to keep everyone safe.

priyasgf

if ur lgbt im curious: pls rb with ur sign, orientation and if ur a coffee or tea person

#aries #gay man #tea

betcha-deactivated20210226

hi everyone, can i please get some help to pay for my uni tuition fees? i’m really short on money and my parents won’t be able to pay it off, and it’s really hard to get a job because covid hit my country really really bad. please consider donating at least a few dollars if you can, i’m one of the few people in my family who got the chance to go to college, and i don’t want money to ruin my chances of getting education. if you can’t donate, please reblog and boost. i need the money by dec 14th. thank you so much.

paypal.me/leosunsign

0/$500 nov 23rd

betcha-deactivated20210226

$75/$500 nov 26th, thank you so much, literally every dollar means so much to me. thank you.

bisuccubus-moved

hi im doing this again but i need $300 for rent next month and $58 for my internet bill

paypal.me/tradgoth

cash.me/$gothicprincex

bisuccubus-moved

please boost this

forthegothicheroine

Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.

paintmeahero

Gomez in particular would enjoy your boldness, Cousin Intruder.

favinatriceneea

Oh shit.

The Addams family loves and greets every person entering one of their homes.

The Addams family adopted or married every person wishing to stay.

This is why the Addams family is full of freaks.

Of course.

coolclaytony

So what we’re saying is, tracing the Addams’ geneology is damn near impossible and it’s just as likely that no living member of the family is actually a blood relative of the people who originally held the family name?

thenightling

This is actually, probably canon. There’s a joke in the Broadway musical about Grandmama. In some versions of the canon she’s Morticia’s mother, in others she’s Gomez’s mother. So the Broadway play has Gomez say “My mother? I thought she was YOUR mother?” and then they never bring it up again, she’s still Grandmama.