shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle
Love Begins
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Discoholic đȘ©
⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
The Stonewall Inn
Doug Jones
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
art blog(derogatory)
hello vonnie
gracie abrams
Mike Driver
tannertan36
#extradirty
One Nice Bug Per Day
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@polarismirage
This is perhaps my new favorite video
I would like to state for the record iâve ignored this post the last 50 times iâve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and iâm overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck
curious
I am obsessed with fictional guys being really weird about each other. Hard at work in the plausible deniability mines. You know those pairings who would jerk each other off before they'd kiss
I know I said fictional guys but I want to be alone with the person who tagged this as mclennon. Like from the beatles
i have some interesting news for you
Yeah okay then
I think my favorite part of this post so far is the beatles fans in my notes 1. Acting like this is common knowledge & 2. Saying they got far weirder without elaborating. Alright
It also inspired the only good New York Post headline ever.
BEAT THE MEATLES WAS REAL?
I wish to god I was joking or exaggerating but this is just factual beatles lore I'm so sorry for reblogging this for the 80th time op but the people need to know
Question: what the hell
Why does it just keep going
[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks
looking at your phone is always one of these two experiences
first tweet is felt deeply by me everyday. retweet with comment under big ship - brian eno is going to make me fall to my knees
[ID: tweet from @ lydiakiesling reading, "My favorite thing about human beings are the vulnerable flash autobiographies people leave in the comments under videos of songs on youtube"
Which has been quote retweeted by @ loversinmoon who says, "it's something i cherish deeply" and includes a screenshot of a youtube comment. The comment reads, "I'm touching my toes to the bottom of the deep end of the pool with my daughter for the first time. While we're down there, my son jumps in. We see him, all smiles and covered in bubbles. This is the song playing in my head. And when I die, I will live in that moment so much I won't be able to remember if it was real, or I just dreamt it. And it wont matter. None of it mattered, and all of it mattered. And the big ship sails on. Thank you for narrating existence, Brian." End ID]
bein a kh fan will really desensitize you to wild titles and names like what is âbirth by sleepâ. what kind of a name is âxehanortâ
#prev i personally think âxigbarâ and âbraigâ are among the WORST in this series and we never talk about it
I think I've hit new levels of desensitization my immediate thought was that those are totally normal names and then I had to remind myself that they are in fact really bad
relevant tweet
they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option
When she gets all scrunched up it makes me want to play with her wings+ touch her feathers while she blushes and tells me to stop because it's embarassing but she can't do anything about it(bird girl)
not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.
This is what every transition timeline on my dash looks like
one struggle
working with kids and one of them says âyou know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?â and another goes âno no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuffâ and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent
love this canât believe it only has 1 like
Me and my color coded friendgroup are gonna beat your ass
looking at the Women's Pro Baseball League team rosters as a waterfall of drool cascades from my mouth onto my desk
I'm so glad that we're essentially establishing a nature preserve for the world's most powerful small-town tomboys. it's what we need right now
I am not exaggerating when I say that at least half the player profiles on the WPBL website are like "Francis John Carabiner grew up in Frogdong, Georgia, where she was the first woman to play on her Little League, high school, and college baseball teams." I'm so glad for their sakes that professional baseball came calling and they can all quit their welding apprenticeships.
Never Learned - Gator Days
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