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wow i sure do run an askblog!

#hello @ the 12 people that follow me here i got super distracted and life kicked my ass as you can tell #gimme a bit to get set up and ill see what i can do about making some Post sdhgshd #ooc #delete later

OSHA would have your head

“If this “OSHA” is that desperate for a fight, however, you can tell them I’d be more than happy to oblige. Though I wouldn’t exactly advise it.”

“Ram no.”

“Ram yes.”

#the soul sanctum: holy grail of workplace safety violations #soul master really just said there is no OSHA. die.#ram tag #anonymous #asks

(oOP i didnt even notice the queue had run down

trying to do school work and such today, but expect at least one ask posted later! i’ll probably be switching to one a day from here on out too)

#just so i can keep up ashdgdjhg #art is hard #ooc #delete later #edit: im boo boo the fool i got caught up with schoolwork #but tomorrow

So what do you two do exactly?

“They are all running around like fools up there, however. It’s frankly laughable. I’m not even totally convinced it can be fixed, but I suppose it would be nice to survive the inevitable plague with my mind intact. So I do what I can. If only to spite the others when I come up with something before they do.”

"I stop pedestrians wandering in, prevent things getting out of hand inside, mundane stuff... usually I patrol the halls out front, but I’m about to clock out, so.”

#ram tag #den tag #👀#important stuff yes #eve-525 #asks #bear in mind that at the time this blog is set the infection is very much a new phenomenon.. not much is actually known about it #qs about that would be fun

why is being your assistant such a deadly job?

If you’re trying to implicate me for either incident, you’d be wrong- I had hardly anything to do with it, and they were far from unique cases. dozens of bugs have died here and dozens more are likely yet to do so- I could lose my life just as easily, especially considering my most recent field of study. If you get too involved with things here, you should be prepared to die here too, especially if it has anything to do with the Master. eugh.

#at least the pay is pretty damn good #*casually remembers the room thats just a pile of fucking bodies under the sanctum in-game* hmm #ram tag #and asdjhGf hi tanz #:)!!#tanzytechgem #asks

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ram

#ram tag #meme tag #had to post this sooner or later #there you have it folks

Gaaaaaaaaa--

#yeah we gay keep scrolling #den tag #anonymous #asks

You are both,,,verry pretty,,,,

“-but i’m not-”

“oh hush you are.”

#den.exe has stopped working #sHE DOESNT GET THAT A LO T #ram does ahsdghDGHjh #the-mossy-green-witch #asks

If it wasn't a window, what is it?

“Spot on.”

“At least they can’t make you clean it up this time?”

#whuh oh #ram tag #den tag #anonymous #asks

what happened to your last assistant??

right in front of my eyes! fascinating event really. would’ve loved to see the results of that experiment, but some things just don’t work out I suppose. i don’t know what it is with my staff and dying, but it’s starting to become a problem, especially considering more recent developments.

#ram: if i had a geo for each time one of my lab assistants literally died or otherwise left this plane of existence #i would have 2 geo #which isnt a lot but its weird that its happened twice #dhHGDFh #ram tag #anonymous #asks

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I WANT MORE DEN AND RAM

AND YOU CAN HAVE THEM

#den tag #ram tag #oh look its the header

(also as a heads up, character ref pages are being updated when necessary with more relevant information! asking more questions will reveal more of their bios, and other miscellaneous trivia is being gathered there too.)

#its a good place to start if you cant think of questions :eyes:#tho bear in mind only ram and den are available for asks yet sdfgjh #ooc #delete later

What kind of stuff do you do in the lab? Any fun experiments?

unfortunately, despite being utterly useless, this paperwork still has deadlines and such, so i really must pass up this chance to demonstrate. what i wouldn’t give for another assistant...

#working for ram is basically just doing all her paperwork while she fucks around in the lab and occasionally putting out fires #not the worst boss ever by a long shot tho #ram tag #anonymous #asks

What ur deal? What do u do?

it wasn’t even a good one, and still all this paperwork... who gives a damn about ‘incident report’ forms anyway? we don’t even have a department to process these things.

#follow health and safety regulations kids #ram tag #anonymous #asks

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long time (few days??) no content but i’m back to school so dont blame me-

have a vine reference in this trying time

#i have so much in the queue i am fighting the urge to post so i'm gonna quickly rb some old doodles as filler instead :)#meme tag #ram tag #den tag

(from here on out i’m going to be queueing posts! starting out with 2 a day, but may switch to 1 later if i can’t keep up)

#ooc #delete later

Sounds like someone's, ah, breaking some windows? Should we be concerned about that?

(yeah probably)

#den tag #anonymous #asks

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