Devil May Cry has consumed me. It has ruined me.

[moved-to-ycimiya-deactivated202]

comfort character? no, im the one whos gonna give them comfort. come here, lets get you some proper love and affection

[i-am-a-stupid-robot]

[fabrefactione]

Your icon is a hate crime to Vergil

I have a collection of ugly ingame vergils

They are simply very funny

[synchronmurmurs]

Goofy red orb looking mf

[jupitersailorss]

something i love so much about these lobby screens is that Vergil is gravitating towards both Dante & Nero rather than like... leaning away from them

along with some awkwardness—his body language conveys he trusts, likes and/or is interested in them & i hope it’s a hint at the dynamic these three will have in DMC6 because they deserve to be happy

[thephantomporg84]

Vergil could afford another kid, especially if he ends up working at the Devil May Cry.

Bold of u to assume the owner of that establishment can actually afford to pay his employees real, human money, Anon.

[thephantomporg84]

@ghostingthespace how dare u make me ugly laugh in front of people ghsjfjdjfhdhjff

[guccimedusa]

Dante, when faced with unpaid employees:

[breezeinmonochromenight]

D: “What even are healthcare benefits, am I right? It’s not like you need those.”

[brief pause]

D: “Probably.”

N: *eyes narrowing* “…The fuck makes you say that, old man?”

D: *rapid flashback to Vergil running him through with Rebellion, general impalement* “…Gut feeling.”

[the10ne1yweird0]

Mark my words, DMC 6 is gonna be about Dante’s friends and family unionizing against him. In the end they get no healthcare benefits but they do get a ping pong table that Nero immediately spikes a paddle straight through and into the floor below.

[breezeinmonochromenight]

DMC6: No healthcare, but we threw out Dante’s billiards table to make room for this sweet ping pong table.

The plot twist? Dante’s still living at the office, he just gave Vergil the first address that popped into his mind. Vergil’s been holding a sign and screaming slander outside of Nero’s house while he’s away and Kyrie has been too nice to say anything/figures the man needs to vent somehow.

[nico-drives-badly]

[At some point during DMC5…]

V: I’m getting paid overtime for this. Right, Dante?

Dante: SORRY, CAN’T HEAR YOU!

[Also at some point…]

Nero: Seriously, Dante? The poor guy’s literally crumbling to dust dealing with this shit, and you’re not even PAYING him???

Dante: Okay first of all, that’s considered child labor, and that’s illegal—

V, deadpan: So is tax evasion, but that hasn’t stopped you any.

[queenmuzz]

Dante:  What are taxes?

[thephantomporg84]

[the10ne1yweird0]

[breezeinmonochromenight]

oh shit lemme see if Vergil bullying hours are still going down.

okay yea it totally still is!

[nico-drives-badly]

OHMYGOD 😂😵

[viktignis]

Fight, Sons of Sparda!

[pansen1802]

I walked through the river of Acheron, through day and night, through blood and fire, to bring you back from hell. 

[sandalgoth]

Excuse me, but this is just beyond amazing. 🖤✨

[drusoona]

[caffeineandcartridges]

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

[caffeineandcartridges]

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

[trashskeleton-deactivated201408]

carpe collum - seize the neck

[peggybrandt]

░D░r░.░ ░H░a░r░l░e░e░n░ ░Q░u░i░n░z░e░l░

[evilwvergil]

( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) ……
Legendary Chair, ♡ Vergil ♡ は本当に可愛い

[galgadotsource]

My life hasn’t been what you probably think it has. We all have our struggles. Gal Gadot as Diana Prince/Wonder Woman in The DC Extended Universe (2016-)

[cuthuwuarts]

¨Maybe somewhere out there even a devil may cry when he loses a loved one.¨

[nauragar]

@synchronmurmurs @totally-not-vergil

[synchronmurmurs]

*COUGHS UP BLOOD*

Tell my friends…. to delete my browsing history,.,.,.., 💀💀💀💀

[thequantumranger]

(V)ergil smiling. 😏

[sandalgoth]

This, this is my one weakness,

and with this you can defeat me.

[vzm]

top 10 jackets that motivate you

[bozers]

[sandalgoth]

Vergil calling us out here

[ganondoodle]

[the-great-void]

You made this while pointedly avoiding your WIPs, didnt you

[vorpal-spirit]

[guruan]

In another episode of the adventures of lil birb and Vergil:

A lesson learned

[sandalgoth]

I love this soo soo much 😭😭💙 Vergil and Birbbbb