I like you more than hard bread.

Twenty-something vet tech in Chicago. I ride a bike and tell jokes all year round. Let's be friends.

[blackpyrefly]

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

[uzmashroom]

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats. 

[furrama]

My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.

I don’t think he ever says more than a whole word the entire movie, and I still love him more than most Disney princes based on this one moment alone.

[fujiwaradivebar]

And the part where he wanted to surprise Kiki by making that beautiful elaborate sign OUT OF BREAD to advertise her business and he was all anxious for her to get home and see it

But then when he sees her coming he gets all bashful and runs away 😭

[lionfloss]

Isolated Building Studies by David Schalliol

[radicalurbanista]

To those who don’t know about Lori Lightfoot, she is the first Black lesbian mayor of a major US city. She’s also a cop. She won her election a few years ago by appealing to the overwhelming white and liberal Northside of Chicago. 

Like other liberals, she claims to be “against” Donald Trump, but cooperates with his measures because it’s good for their shared bottom line: profit and demanding complete obedience to corrupt law.

[fullpraxisnow]

“[I]t is actually more expensive to be poor than not poor. If you can’t afford the first month’s rent and security deposit you need in order to rent an apartment, you may get stuck in an overpriced residential motel. If you don’t have a kitchen or even a refrigerator and microwave, you will find yourself falling back on convenience store food, which — in addition to its nutritional deficits — is also alarmingly overpriced. If you need a loan, as most poor people eventually do, you will end up paying an interest rate many times more than what a more affluent borrower would be charged. To be poor — especially with children to support and care for — is a perpetual high-wire act.”

— It Is Expensive to Be Poor | The Atlantic

[bae-in-maine]

“Poverty charges interest ” holy hell. Ive never read$heard someone put it that way before. But its so friggen true.

[sleepy12ftpanda]

All the more reason to eat the rich.

[benjy-mouse]

"It's a god! I can see him, he's really real! That time I was saved, he-"

[sandalswithpressurepoints]

“I can’t read your handwriting.” “Why not?” #intheweeds (at Izakaya Mita) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzUIz7JlVYpt7ZdcswaIcOsP4pX5Zq-9Vqf8ZY0/?igshid=1rxohp9q55w9e

[sandalswithpressurepoints]

This is Eggs Benedict. Last week @voidcrafting and I took this babe home from @anticruelty. She’s too beautiful and too skinny and healing from a few different wounds of varying severity. For now we’re giving her as much love and food as is reasonable to provide. #Bennytoherfriends (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzJth_wlt0oAU_bM-o7EeC0q_d3IvN2VShYKi40/?igshid=pcxaoh9nmpa6

[sandalswithpressurepoints]

Underfed, underwatered. Time to talk about our feelings. (at Chicago Loop / Downtown Chicago) https://www.instagram.com/p/By6Hg3QlQrpzFvXpFYdZEaqw3_pScCngZSsbqc0/?igshid=7rbf71hrbyhg

[sandalswithpressurepoints]

Me: thank you for the chocolates but can you hide them from me? Boyfriend: no problem (at Logan Square, Chicago) https://www.instagram.com/p/BysGsSbFeKJ/?igshid=1gf5bebjhuj0b

[sandalswithpressurepoints]

“Look how good my arms look when I cross them” -totally not vain romantic partner (at Trader Todd's) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByrYc-mFPHb/?igshid=ithnzq2vn681

[sandalswithpressurepoints]

Favorite house guest so far. (at Logan Square, Chicago) https://www.instagram.com/p/BydykA-lS_H/?igshid=i71hy2szdwcb

[thatdiva]

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

I also want to make it abundantly clear this is why people say “fuck cops” and why “Blue Lives Matter” is bullshit. It may only be a “handful” of corrupt cops (which is also bullshit) but it’s the entire institution behind them that enables them and refuses to take any form of accountability. Every single cop is complicit. Every single one.

[bitchesgetriches]

911 I just witnessed a murder

[boyofzoot]

[babyanimalgifs]

Thank you science for this important news.

[sandalswithpressurepoints]

BREAKING: “Us” was great but not scary. Restaurant should set off flare guns when kitchens are closed. Fire hydrants should be striped. That is all. (at Lakeview, Chicago) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvasryhnfoy/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10zwva1ui0sqi