Quietly Dancing

[byjove]

The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.

[galileosballs]

I like the expression new-fangled. I don't know what it means for something to be fangled, but I sure as hell know it was recent

[maniculum]

It’s from the Old English word feng, which can mean “to take”, or also “to grasp, hold, or embrace”. So something that’s newfangled is something that was taken up recently.

The reason it’s using this pretty archaic root is that it’s an older word than a lot of people think. Here it is in the Canterbury Tales.

[maniculum]

Minutes after posting: "Why did I write archaic when I could have gone with old-fangled?"

[a-book-of-creatures]

Reblog to fangle this post

[neil-gaiman]

[heated-blanket]

I think what’s wrong with a lot of people is theyr not eating breakfast. They’re starting the day with at most 16ounces of milk with espresso and riding on that until lunch time. What they don’t understand is eating breakfast helps absorb all the excess yellow bile that builds up overnight when they sleep and makes them angry. It’s basic humor balancing

[catgirltoofies]

stop using google chrome. switch to mozilla firefox.

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

also put on these fox ears and this tail plug and start mewling

[catgirltoofies]

you don't have to do that

[akiweas-deactivated20240216]

you killed twinkenjoyer like the romans killed jesus

[wellillbedamned]

The cookie dough fandom is dying reblog if you like it wet and raw

[redstonedust]

“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU

i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her

[amygdalae]

If you drink beer while gaming you have the Mirthful Gamer's Heart.

If you drink hard alcohol while gaming you have the Riotous Gamer's Spirit.

If you drink wine while gaming you have the Sensual Gamer's Soul.

[amygdalae]

Everyone asking me "what if I do this?" "What if I do that?"

I can't help you. This is the only information I've gathered about this world so far.

[bovid-beauty-deactivated2025043]

You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles

[catchymemes]

[prof-grace-aspen]

This is the best description I’ve heard for this method, I always thought it was bullshit because I never heard a description that actually explained how to do this other than “tap your head 20 times”.

I have anxiety-induced hissing, which sounds/feels different from sound-induced tinnitus (which I have also experience). Sound-based tinnitus actually sounds like you’re “hearing” something in your ears, whilst the hissing I have feels like it’s “inside my head”, if that makes sense. But this technique still helps!!

[mieaouy]

Here’s a visual I found because I couldn’t understand the instructions well

[sushinfood]

My ringing just went away for the first time in years. What is this blissful quiet.

[roseverdict]

wait wait i gotta try this, i don’t think i’ve had Actual Silence since i was like 5

[roseverdict]

HOW THE FUCK

[alex51324]

Reblogging to save a life, and also because, even if you don’t have tinnitus, this is totally worth trying if you like new sensory experiences.  

[algorithmist]

although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

[glorious-spoon]

every genius who thinks mandatory two-factor authentication is a good idea should be forced to do tech support for a public library that serves a lot of elderly poor people

[glorious-spoon]

way too many people are interpreting this as 'old people are too ignorant to understand technology' instead of 'poor people, especially elderly poor people, often do not have reliable access to a cell phone'.

i know 2fa is more secure. everyone knows that 2fa is more secure. the problem is, when you make your very secure 2fa reliant on a cell phone, people who do not have cell phones can no longer use your service. when the service in question includes every major email provider, and you are required to have an email to access many basic kinds of assistance, people without cell phones are cut off from accessing those things.

and this is a fucking problem.

[willowcrowned]

Ed and Mustang’s relationship is really funny because Ed thinks they’re in an equally-matched battle of wills and it’s a matter of time until his inevitable victory and Mustang thinks that it’s an unfair contest and also that he’s the winner and the truth of it is that both of them are losers because one of them is a thirty year old man in a years long feud with a teenager and the other one is a teenager whose second biggest preoccupation in life is getting one over on his boss

[for-mi-ca-tion]

@birdbride sorry i need to preserve these tags

[strokingout]

[kosmogrl]

[gaytheropods]

[ID: an edited photo of a large blackboard sign. In colorful letters it reads, "Some stranger somewhere remembers you because you were," and then in text edited overtop the image, "the most fuckable person at the grocery store". End ID]

[lizziemack]

When I’m reading smut and the author breaks the flow of the story so that the characters can tell us that they have enthusiastic consent it feels exactly like when Dora the Explorer looks directly into the camera and says ‘Seat belts so we can be safe!’ anytime she gets into a motorized vehicle.

[whitepeopletwitter]